For all you people in the UK

[Sadler]

If you would like to meet a diverse selection of Eastern Europeans, then come to linconshire,

There are literally thousands of them working here illegally, picking cabbages and onions in Lincolnshires sprawling fields.

They are easily spotted as there will be a white van parked close by and a guy with a mobile phone, who can be easily contacted by all the other gang-leaders about the place and informed of any coppers in the area.

So come see England, harboring villians and Illegal immigrants since time began.

I remember my old assistant manager telling me about a "adventure" on his way to work...

Ok... lets set the scene... Its been snowing all nite and still hasnt stopped while "Dean" is making his way to the Metro train station.

Dean is walking down a pretty dead country lane when a big fuck all truck flys past him, suddenly the driver slams his breaks and the truck comes to a stop... at this time Dean thought he had been spotted by some driver who's wife he had been slipping a juicy number...

But Dean cannot see fuck all coz all of the snow and by this time it was coming down like a huge white cover... so Dean decides he is just gonna carry on walking when BAM! about 20 half naked illegal immigrants come running past him falling all over the place like they were being shot at...

also the fact they had never seen snow by the looks of it made things 10 x more comical..

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I couldnt stop laughing when he told me what happened that morning he was 20minutes late...

[LAGUNA]

lol hay guys i went to an ice bar the other night, it was freaking weird but COOL

[LAGUNA]

And are there any arcades or some shit i can go to when im feeling bored?

[Russta]

And are there any arcades or some shit i can go to when im feeling bored?

If it's still there, a Planet Sega in Trocadero.