Penile Enhancements

[MrSmallpants]

Has anyone ever ordered pills on the internet and actually got results? I find it very frustrating because there's alot of products advertised and some of them probably don't work. Thanks

[aurik]

I keep looking for a comma-link in this post.

[Kuai]

http://www.scalebustinbabes.com/penileenhancement.html

[Axil]

Bert just post on your main account, its ok.

[SilverBreeze]

I think if there were actually pills for this that actually worked, then it would be widely known. I mean damn, people say girls are insecure, guys are so worried about dick size the company would be constantly sold out =p

[MrSmallpants]

Unfortunatly, that makes sense to me.

[SilverBreeze]

Yeah, I would guess that they are all scams, and don't waste your money on them. And if you're really that bad off that you're looking for something to make it bigger, well there are always other alternative methods to have fun and make the ladies happy, I'm sure you catch my drift

[MrSmallpants]

Fisting?

[SilverBreeze]

Well... that's not exactly what I was thinking buddy... wow.

[Axil]

This thread owns, keep it up silverbreeze.

[untouchable]

lmao..

[macbain24]

this thread makes me lol, i was so sure this was some bot posting a bunch of links to something.

[SilverBreeze]

Well I came in this thread expecting another crazy NSFW video of some asian guy who took some pills and has like a 16 inch penis now. (Good job btw, you'll die a virgin, no woman in her right mind would let you put that thing anywhere near her.)

Instead I got a thread about a guy asking a legitimate question, and I thought I gave a insightful and logical answer.

You always see guys talking about how girls are insecure about breast size and their ass and "does this make me look fat" (Which doesn't happen nearly as much and isn't nearly as bad as people make it out to be.) But damn you guys sure are self conscious and insecure about dick size. Women are insecure sometimes because everyone can look at her and see how big her chest and her ass are, you can't look at a guy can tell how big his friend is. Well, most of the time, I've seen some exceptions.

Okay I'll stop now lol.

[untouchable]

at least most guys dont starve themselves and put shitloads of make-up on?
>.>

[SilverBreeze]

Yeah that sounds much better than taking some random pills and using giant tubes and pumping your dick to make it bigger

[Cleveland]

Fact: Even a 747 looks small landing in the Grand Canyon.

[SilverBreeze]

Oh god please no, I had enough of that with the "How wide is your vagina" thread from a while back.

[MrSmallpants]

Even a 747 looks small landing in the Grand Canyon.

Are you telling me to go for virgins or to start fucking ass? Although I've seen women with really gaping assholes...

[SilverBreeze]

Okay, after that comment I offically quit this thread lol...

[Cleveland]

Guy walks into a bar, and takes a seat at an empty stool and orders a beer. The bartender serves him up a beer, but keeps staring at the man for some odd reason. So they guy asks the bartender what the deal is.

Man: Excuse me. Why do you keep staring at me?

Bartender: I am sorry, but I have to be honest. You are the ugliest person that I have ever seen, and I cannot help but look.

Man: I see. Well, do you see the hot little blonde over at that table with her boyfriend.

Bartender: I do.

Man: I bet you $1000 that she leaves with me.

Bartender (laughing): OK! You're on buddy.

So the man finishes his beer, stands up and heads over to the table with the blonde and her boyfrined. To the bartenders amazement, the blonde stands up, puts her arm around the mans and begins leaving with him. The man stops at the bar, picks up his $1000 and leaves.

Needless to say, the bartender was shocked. The ugliest man he had ever seen had just left with the prettiest girl in the bar. The bartender had to figure out what happened. So he headed over to the table, where the blonde's boyfriend was still seated...with a bewildered look on his face. So he asks him what happened.

Batender: What did he say?!?!?!

Boyfriend: He didn't say anything. He just stood here licking his eye brows.