Penile Enhancements

[Lordwafik]

Or realize that you don't need an 8 inch penis to get the job done, although it never hurts

Actually, sometimes an 8inch DOES hurt. :wink:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Okan]

Fuck yeah! I won a internet, I would like to thank my mom... and MrSmallPants, and everyone else for making this happen!

You don't need to see this Bebop, you already have all the enhancement I need sweetie :D

Too bad it is expired.

[DarkMistSkeleton]

I swear... Every day I visit BG forums I at least laugh one time!

[ertyu]

Boyfriend: He didn't say anything. He just stood here licking his eye brows.

took me a second to get that lol..

I still dont get it >.>

[othellojr]

Boyfriend: He didn't say anything. He just stood here licking his eye brows.

took me a second to get that lol..

I still dont get it >.>

Basically to lick your eye brows...think about it, you have to have an abnormally long tongue(around 5 to 6 inches or so in lenght out of your mouth to do that), and as Silverbreeze pointed out, some chicks are into guys using their tongues going down on them...do the math...

[kareface]

Or realize that you don't need an 8 inch penis to get the job done, although it never hurts

You never had an azn g/f then, lol.

[SilverBreeze]

Or realize that you don't need an 8 inch penis to get the job done, although it never hurts

You never had an azn g/f then, lol.

Probably be because I don't date other girls dummy.

Anyways, you're missing the entire point! Stop thinking with your dick, I'm trying to teach you guys a very valuable lesson here!

[djzombie]

I'll try to translate what silverbreeze is saying.

If your dick is small, you better get used to the taste of pussy. (or the hot cock sandwhich if you swing that way.)

[SilverBreeze]

And djzombie wins the fucking thread.

Lock Please!

[Shaede]

Penis size ultimatly doesn't do a lot. There are many infinite positions available to accomodate any size or length combinations between a guy and a girl, that really the best sizes are the average ones, where you have more freedom to experiment. The only reason a smaller penis would be at a disadvantage is if the girl was previously screwing a beast or has been using a massive vibrator. Otherwise, it's mostly just the guy being insecure.

[SilverBreeze]

Penis size ultimatly doesn't do a lot. There are many infinite positions available to accomodate any size or length combinations between a guy and a girl, that really the best sizes are the average ones, where you have more freedom to experiment. The only reason a smaller penis would be at a disadvantage is if the girl was previously screwing a beast or has been using a massive vibrator.

Hence the phrase (If anyone wanted to know where it probably came from)...

"Once you go black, you never go back" or something along those lines.

Otherwise, it's mostly just the guy being insecure.

Omg blasphemy! No way!

[Shaede]

Hence the phrase (If anyone wanted to know where it probably came from)...

"Once you go black, you never go back" or something along those lines.

I hear there's a rather embaressing excercize women can do to retain their "tightness", though.

[Pyrena]

Hence the phrase (If anyone wanted to know where it probably came from)...

"Once you go black, you never go back" or something along those lines.

I hear there's a rather embaressing excercize women can do to retain their "tightness", though.

The doctor tells you to do it when you're pregnant. It strengthens your pelvic floor to prepare for labor. I don't know about the "tightness", but it enhances your ability to squeeze. Asking them for an extra stitch when it's all over doesn't hurt either.

[SilverBreeze]

I don't know about "retaining tightness" but there are exercises for strengthening the muscles in the vagina, some use it to prepare for, and to recover after childbirth. And some use it to have more control during sex and enhance their sex life, if that's what you're talking about. There's nothing embarrasing about it really, and its recommended that all women do it.

[Shaede]

I don't know about "retaining tightness" but there are exercises for strengthening the muscles in the vagina, some use it to prepare for, and to recover after childbirth. And some use it to have more control during sex and enhance their sex life, if that's what you're talking about. There's nothing embarrasing about it really, and its recommended that all women do it.

Yeah, I'm not really an expert on that sorta thing. ^_~

[Angelsin]

Penn and Teller did a show on this topic on their Showtime series Bullshit like 2-3 years ago. They had 3 guys using pills, the pump, and "exercises" (one person to each 'method') for like a month. None of them got any results. The only way to enhance yourself is through surgery according to the results.

[Elemmire]

I'll try to translate what silverbreeze is saying.

If you're dick is small, you better get used to the taste of pussy. (or the hot cock sandwhich if you swing that way.)

but that would mean she does care about the size as the size isn't doing it so you have to do something else D: SHE LIES!!!

[Nirokun!]

i dont think size alone will turn someone on and make them want to be with you lol (unless you're a total size queen, as they call it, but thats another story)

size doesnt make one person have sex with another (you know, assuming its not hanging out and shit >_>), and im fairly sure it doesnt keep people together (*'-') just get to know who you're with, and how they like it, thats gotta be enough lol

at the very worst, buy a toy and fuck her with it? lol

[shihei]

A/S/L

[SilverBreeze]

No sex thread is complete without me and Niro =)

Oh, and I thought this thread needed more penis, so here's a random pic I found on someone else's forum.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1.../priceless.jpg