people that tell me i'm skinny..
thanks but i can see that every time i look in the mirror captain obvious
people that tell me i'm skinny..
thanks but i can see that every time i look in the mirror captain obvious
I'm too lazy to look for it, but agreeing with whoever posted: Customers in retail telling you their life stories.
Persoannly, I work at the largest unofficial employer of illeagel mexicans (Home Depot, lawl) and yes, I help old ladies to their cars, etc..
What pisses me off is able bodied people being lazy and asking for help (Especially women) and then when I show them how fucking easy it is to lift, by using 1-hand, they gimme some BS excuse like "I hurt my shoulder while gardening yesteday" Yeah.. you tell me that after I roll my eyes at your laziness
It pisses me off how all the world cup games I wanna see broadcast at 5am in my time zone, and by the time I wake up, it's something boring and unexciting. Like Angola vs Iran.
the following
Emo kids who inist on bitching to you about thier problems when you don't even know them or give a shit about them. hey here's $3 go buy a razor and do it already. down the road not across the street kids.
illegal immigrants. i'm in the south they're fucking everywhere and expect you to speak fucking spanish... FUCK YOU... punta.
people who can't fucking drive. speed limit is 75 not 50 get out of my way gramps.
everyone who gets pissed off when some show/movie isn't politically correct and insist on filing a lawsuit about how the rated r movie was harmful to thier 12 year old kid.... YOU FUCKING TOOK HIM
parents who bitch about video game violence making thier little jonny beat up little susy because he saw it in GTA. FUCK OFF you baught him the game take some god damned responsibility.
3 hour king windows
waiting 15 minutes between each gaurd
sea
barrens chat
beseiged lag
people who ask me to put out my smoke outside a building cause it could be harmful. i'm pretty sure that big ass hummer you're driving puts out more harmful shit than my cig.
my mom. seriously i've heard a million times already i'm going to hell for being a pagan. i get it now stfu and leave me be. i also don't need a lecture on why the davinci code is evil and satanic. seriously do some of your own research and read holy blood holy grail and stop bitching at me about it with a book written for the sole purpose of providing a christian counterpoint to it and obviously has a christian spin as if it proves anything. if anything about the conspiracy by the church is true do you think they're going to sit and do nothing?
anyone who takes everything in a fictional work seriously. (see above)
mormon's and jehovas witnesses who knock on your door. btw to all of you they bother here is how to get rid of them for good i have two ways. first answer the door totally naked and say "No i don't know this Jesus guy but come on in and we can find him together!". second put on some black metal answer the door and speak in tounges occasionally throwing in a lucifer and such.
people who bitch about bill gates and microsoft then gets home and plays Xbox or boots up windows.
fat people who dress like they're not.
old people who dress like they're 20. seriously i have this old ass bitch proably about 60+ who lives near me who takes a walk every morning in short shorts and a tube top. guess what it's not hot it's disgusting and i had to find a new route to work because of you.
rap
pop
MTV
EMO
as silly as it sounds, people who use "your, you're, youre" or any of those incorrectly really piss me off. as well as people who improperly use ellipsis.
your overreacting, their just trying to learn how to use the words.
lol
chinese gilfarmers
ppl that make you question your sexuality:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-0jU...page=5&t=t&f=b
you'll understand after watching that.![]()
god yesOriginally Posted by splynk
Sports fans who are all like "we did it!" or "we deserve it!" as if they are on the team and made the game winning score.
People who feel the need to walk down a sidewalk or a hallway side by side and take up the entire width. Alternately...people who stand and chat likewise as well.
When the roommates finish up the toilet paper and don't replace the roll...especially annoying when you're left hanging.
People who blow their nose in the shower. It's disgusting, and if I see a booger in there I'll flip out.
When roommates leave the lights on or the coffee maker or the TV the entire night when they're not using them.
Feminazis.
People who do nothing but watch the news all day just to hear the bad shit that happens to other people. Voyeuristic assholes.
People who have 13138095810 coupons when they're in front of you at the checkout lane in a grocery store.
People who pay with a personal check for anything $10 and under at a grocery store.
People who don't signal when they turn.
Anyone who likes American Idol.
Tiny dogs.
What is youre?Originally Posted by Huggo
"you're," but for people too lazy to use an apostrophe. fucking annoying.
I am not a big fan of conjugating my words. I would rather write out two words than to fuck up a conjugation and be wrong. I never heard of youre being used for you're/you are. That is pretty bad.
While we're on the grammar subject again, I hate people who use i.e. and e.g. improperly.
Abbreviations that take longer to say then what the abbreviation stands for!
I believe it's an old wooden ship.Originally Posted by Demetrick
So what you are saying is that "person" sitting in the chair is a guy? I'd fuck him.Originally Posted by Gaara
this last one is my biggest pet peeve ever:
-People who constantly spell shit wrong on internet message boards and in game. just because youre stupid and/or 14 doesnt mean you cant spell check your shit before you post. there is no excuse for saying "Ridcolous" and "Horable". same applies to people using "there", "their", and "theyre" in all the wrong places. gtfo my internet retards.[/quote]
It is PROBABLY, not PROLLY.
This bugs me the most. /fume
Juju
EDIT: oops I messed up the quote.... whatever. My boss just told me to go home early since it is slow! Whoot!
Woah, it's Jujubie! Long time no see.
i usually try to use "probebly" but if i need to finish the sentence fast i'll use "prolly". anyways
i hate having to take a foreign language in high school. if i WANT to learn it i'll take the goddamned course. why should i learn it if i don't live in a foreign country? if you live in america, SPEAK ENGLISH. if i moved to japan i would learn japanese
Racial profiling...