Random thing pissing you off

[Cyril_Jay]

Utah.
Every dumb person and the retarded weather.

[Lordwafik]

The national flag of England ( St George's Cross, the white flag with red cross on it) people are trying to BAN it at football matches and other areas on the grounds its insulting to muslims. now I'm not normally (see below lol) a violent person but the day someone tells me I can't stick my countries flag on the back of my car/bedroom window/paint it on my face for a football match/swing it from the stands is the day I break someones nose.

lol that is so dumb. How is that meant to be offensive? Like, really.. it's the frigging countries national religion or whatever. That's almost as stupid as christians wanting the MOON banned whenever it does a crescent, because it'll remind them of islam.

I HATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee political correctness so bad. Soon we'll be seeing this:
"The horizontally challenged african american man asked his same sex partner if he would like to step inside the white, err, anglo-saxon car and have a ride that caused their mouths to move in a semi circle fashion."

[½pint]

lol, I remember when they started calling Brainstorms "Mind Maps". lolol

I live in college and the toilet is right outside my door; I usually have my door open so I can get more air, but it really annoys me when my neighbour takes a really smelly shit and leaves the door wide open, allowing the smell to waft through >_>

I don't like it when people arrange to do something and then decide not to do it just before they were meant to (eg. Cancel going out last-minute for a stupid reason).

I don't like northern birds.

I don't like ugly girls :<. Sorry.

[Demetrick]

What pisses me off : When you go to 2 years of college and cant find a career in your field. I am sick of data entry and want to smash the keyboard over the stinky person who sits next to me. GOD DAMN HE STINKS LIKE I DUNNO BUT HE JUST DOES.

and jesus.. when he tries to talk to me when he has a problem, my life flashes before my eyes each time.

Same, but 4 years, 20k a year and I make that as my salary now... thanks! And I work next to this fat guy that makes me want to slit my wrists, although he'll die of a heart attack before I need to.

[Carbon]

People who try to act black, yes, this includes black people too.

It's not cool, I don't need to see your underwear when you have low riders, I don't need to see you run like a woman to catch the bus cause you're too stupid to pull your pants up. I don't get why you have to try and look so angry and intimidating when you're 4' 5" with a baby face and yes, there are different types of genres of music outside of rap/RnB/hiphop and no, I can't understand what you're saying because every other word is some new type of slang that means absolutely nothing (and then they say you can't speak english when you say you don't understand LOL)

QFT

[Melosz]

My grandma eating my fucking left over pizza that I'd been dreaming of endulging on my way home from work, only to find the discarded box in the recycling bin upon my arrival.

[mrfridays]

- People in groups that take up the whole hallway while walking, like they are strolling down the fucking yellow brick road on the way to the Emerald-fucking-City. Hey assholes, can you interupt your riveting conversation about which charcoal you use in your grill for a second so you can let other people going the opposite direction get by????


- People that load up their cars with those stupid magnetic ribbons. I support Autism research, Cancer Research, Gays and Lesibians, and our troops in Iraq too, but I don't have the need to advertise it to everyone so that they know I care. I hope your car falls off a cliff the day before Christmas.


- Dumb cocksuckers who drive a Honda Civic fitted with a spoiler that is bigger than the actual car. Your car looks like the opening of the Flintstones when that waitress puts that gigantic slab of ribs on Fred's car. I hope your spoiler flies off and wipes out a school bus full of kids on a field trip to the local museum.


- People who cut you off by turning onto your road... and there is nobody behind your for a million miles, instead of easily waiting 5 seconds for me to pass and avoiding almost causing an accident.


- People who are phoney tough guys. "Oh man, I am going to punch you in the fucking face, you have no idea. You don't want to fight me!!!". If you are going to hit someone, just fucking do it. Don't talk about it.


- Soccer moms that feel the need to put that stupid soccer sticker on the back of their gas guzzling minvans and SUV's.


- Gas Guzzling minivans and SUVs.


- Anyone that enjoys any of the following: Will and Grace, Miss Congeniality, Legally Blond, and TRL. You should die in a fire the day before your son or daughter gets married.


- People who smoke, but keep mentioning that they should quit and chuckle. I hope you all get eyeball cancer.




- Anyone who trys to force their religion on you, especially door to door.

<Knock, Knock>

"Hello there neighbor! Say, have you found Jesus?"

"I didn't fucking know he was missing. Did you check the fiction section of the local bookstore? I think I last saw him hanging out there with the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and an honest politician"


- People who smile all the fucking time for no reason.


- Anyone who drive a BMW. You should all crash into a telephone pole and taste your own blood.


- Kids that wear their hats sideways and say "'aight" and "Yo, son!". GO TO SCHOOL YOU IGNORANT CUNTS!.




Thats all I've got for now.

[Lordwafik]

You're too angry. Masturbate.

[mrfridays]

You're too angry. Masturbate.

Bollocks! No such thing as "too angry" my friend.

[½pint]

mrfridays has the right idea.

[DarkMistSkeleton]

Ads... But not just any fucking ads... The ones where the people are happy... But thats not all!!! THE FUCKING ADS THAT ARENT TRUE AND THEY KNOW YOU KNOW THEY ARENT TRUE UNLESS YOUR A STUPID FUCK WITH THE IQ OF A FUCKING ROCK!

The fact that people with ADD get put in special ed classes and are expected to excel to the higher classes but when they get there they arent previosly taught the materials that class will be teaching and then they fail the class and get put back in the same special ed class and then the teacher asks "What happened why did you fail?"

My dad when I'm driving the car with him because he wants to get dropped off somewhere like the airport and expects me to drive just like him!

People that do shit while driving... NOT JUST ANY SHIT... WHILE I WAS IN CALIFORNIA A GUY WAS FLOSSING WITH THE NORMAL FLOSS... I HOPE HE DIED... Also people that text message while driving (NOT AT LIGHT WHILE DRIVING WHILE THE CAR IS MOVING) I HOPE THEY DIE TO!

People that purposly drive cars that use more gas then they should... I think they are also contributing to the prices...

People that sell sets of state quarters for more than $0.25! But they are "gold and silver plated and are from different mints"... My response to that is... "I'm going to go to a store buy gold paint and paint my state quarters and sell them on TV saying they are gold plated and make more than $0.25 each"... Bassicly shove the quarters up your ass!

New pokemon shows... GIVE THE FUCK UP YOU LOST!

New sets of pokemon cards... (This is what makes me want to burn stores that sell these) POKEMON LOST FUCK OFF! IF YOUR GOING TO SELL SOMETHING... SELL MAGIC BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW MANY SETS THEY PUT OUT PEOPLE ARE STILL GOING TO BUY THEM!!!!!!!

Fat chics that wear thongs with their pants so that it shows their ass crack!

But the one I have to love the most is:
When people download porn off of limewire or anything like limewire and don't use virus scanners (Working ones) then get pissed when they get a virus!

[strangler]

Rmt

[shihei]

people who don't refill the toilet paper roll when it's empty and you gott drop a rock
people who breed peacocks and then lose one, I mean WTF theres a peacock running around my yard, shouldn't it be in India where it's home originally was?
SMELL of cow shit/horse shit, if you live by a farm i know thisses pisses you off

[vudoodoodoo]

Bad/slow/elderly drivers.

STUPID BITCHES YAPPING ON THEIR PHONE WHILE DRIVING THEIR HUGE ASS SUV DOWN THE WRONG WAY ACTING LIKE NOTHING IS WRONG.

[Norelco]

- People in groups that take up the whole hallway while walking, like they are strolling down the fucking yellow brick road on the way to the Emerald-fucking-City. Hey assholes, can you interupt your riveting conversation about which charcoal you use in your grill for a second so you can let other people going the opposite direction get by????

- People who cut you off by turning onto your road... and there is nobody behind your for a million miles, instead of easily waiting 5 seconds for me to pass and avoiding almost causing an accident.

- People who are phoney tough guys. "Oh man, I am going to punch you in the fucking face, you have no idea. You don't want to fight me!!!". If you are going to hit someone, just fucking do it. Don't talk about it.

- Soccer moms that feel the need to put that stupid soccer sticker on the back of their gas guzzling minvans and SUV's.

- Gas Guzzling minivans and SUVs.

- Anyone that enjoys any of the following: Will and Grace, Miss Congeniality, Legally Blond, and TRL. You should die in a fire the day before your son or daughter gets married.

- People who smoke, but keep mentioning that they should quit and chuckle. I hope you all get eyeball cancer.

- Anyone who trys to force their religion on you, especially door to door.

<Knock, Knock>

"Hello there neighbor! Say, have you found Jesus?"

"I didn't fucking know he was missing. Did you check the fiction section of the local bookstore? I think I last saw him hanging out there with the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and an honest politician"

- People who smile all the fucking time for no reason.

- Kids that wear their hats sideways and say "'aight" and "Yo, son!". GO TO SCHOOL YOU IGNORANT CUNTS!.

Thats all I've got for now.

Greatest. Post. Ever.

[Ayaz]

- Dirty california beaners that refuse to learn english so i have to wait for 15 minutes in line at KFC while their 5 year old translates every last fucking word.

-People who constantly bash the military and/or bush. not just the occasional joke. i mean like..... theyll jump into a conversation being had 20 feet away just to say "BUSH SUCKS". get over it people. i was in the army for 4 years and i support that guy 100%. if the ragheads wanna kill us, lets fuckin kill them first.

-People who say beating your kids is wrong. shouldnt have to explain that.

-When youre chugging a beer and accidentally breathe some of it in.

-Teenagers driving cars that cost more than the house i grew up in. stop raping your parents wallets and get a job.

-Teenagers walking around with their pants around their knees, a giant unkempt white boy afro, and a faggy trucker hat. it doesnt look cool kiddies. you look dirty and gay. enjoy that.

-People who feel the need to compare WoW to FFXI. the only shit these games have in common is that theyre popular MMOs. different in almost every other way.

this last one is my biggest pet peeve ever:

-People who constantly spell shit wrong on internet message boards and in game. just because youre stupid and/or 14 doesnt mean you cant spell check your shit before you post. there is no excuse for saying "Ridcolous" and "Horable". same applies to people using "there", "their", and "theyre" in all the wrong places. gtfo my internet retards.

[Zylo]

The small children of the obese woman who lives next store to me that WILL NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP. Shit, as I type this they are yelling. Small children in general kind of suck, what with their usual smell of urine and their inability to stay the fuck still. God damn it I hate kids >_>.

[Norelco]

Teenagers walking around with their pants around their knees, a giant unkempt white boy afro, and a faggy trucker hat. it doesnt look cool kiddies. you look dirty and gay. enjoy that.

Asshole. I just bust out laughing at work.

[shihei]

hypocrites

-People who constantly spell shit wrong on internet message boards and in game. just because youre stupid and/or 14 doesnt mean you cant spell check your shit before you post. there is no excuse for saying "Ridcolous" and "Horable". same applies to people using "there", "their", and "theyre" in all the wrong places. gtfo my internet retards.

Learn to capitalize new sentences before you become the grammar nazi or you will be seen as a hippokret

[mrfridays]

- People that let their kids run around and scream in public places, especially Restaurants and Shoping Malls. Keep your kids where they belong, locked up in your basement and heavily sedated.


- People who talk about their children like they are the second coming of Christ. Let me clue you all in on something: NOBODY GIVES A SHIT!!! We don't care that your crotch fruit learned how to say "da-da", sit up, walk, take a shit, or read. Hey, I took dump this morning that looked like Al Pacino, but you dont here me telling you about it, do you?



- Fat chicks that wear slutty designer clothes and pants that say "juicy" or "sexy" on the ass. My grandfather had a saying that fits this situation perfectly: "You can't polish a turd son".



- Fat chicks that wear ridiculously fake looking blond wigs. Its like putting whipped cream on dog shit.



- People who feel the need to blame all of their problems on a fucked up childhood. Get over yourself and take some fucking accountability for your actions and behavior. Look, I had a traumatic childhood incident that involved clown-makeup, a Ford Econoline van, and the tears of other children but you don't hear me using that as an excuse for all of the dead hookers stuffed in my crawlspace do you? It isn't my childhood causing that, its the fact that I like stabbing things.


- People, usually very old people, who insist on using exact change to pay for items at the grocery store, one coin at a time. Can you hurry the fuck up, you dried up old twat? My Captain Crunch has been promoted to Admiral already!!!


- People who have difficulty making fast and efficent transactions at the ATM, especially when there is a line. Just insert your card, punch in your code, take your money and receipt and move the fuck along. It should take no longer than 1 minute. Don't buy stamps, check your mortgage, or try to pull of a hostile takeover via the ATM please.


- People who cut you off and then go slow. If you are going to drive like an asshole then fucking commit god damn it!


- (before EZ Pass) People who would ask for directions at the toll plaza and hold up the line for any length of time greater than 30 seconds. You want to know how to get to Madison Square Garden? Go to 151st street. If you see alot of black people and hear gunfire, park your car you made it.


- People that buy Fullscreen versions of a movie on DVD. Its like buying a Corvette and replacing the engine with a V6 Toyota Camry engine. Good job.


- Women that pump out kids like a Play-Dough fun factory. Stop polluting the universe with your spawn. Here's a fun Christmas gift for you: a wire hanger and a kick down the stairs (also known as an Irish Abortion Clinic).


- Stupid people that have kids in general. You are diluting the collective intelligence of our society. Do us all a favor: towel off and get out of the gene pool.