Awesome.Originally Posted by Axil
Awesome.Originally Posted by Axil
Song for the Dumped, Ben Folds Five
Three Point One Four
The Bloodhound Gang
My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be
Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me
Lefty? Yeah but that was alright
She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright
My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony
I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company
Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her "L" now she's flunky
So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys
Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word
So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd
I'm white which goes with everything but I can come in any color
And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother
But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy
And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies?
Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat gee
You know what I really want in a girl? Me
I need to find a new vagina
Any kind of new vagina
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina
Women are like dog doo hear me through don't interrupt
It's just the older that they are the easier they are to pick up
I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters
Old hens would rather put than be put out to the pasture
No age just ain't a gauge I like my girls like my cheese
Preferably for me fat-free American singles only
I want my next chick anorexic the winner in the thinner
Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner
Like Sizzler she got a beef we'll chew the fat
If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap
Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I don't play rough
No I can't be tied down with a girl that wnats me tied up
Just independant like NOFX smart like Janeane Garafolo
She'd use big words to make fun of me so that i would never know
Bestow upon me all her knowledge of the Dewey Decimal System gee
You know what I really want in a girl? Me
I need to find a new vagina
Any kind of new vagina
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina
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Originally Posted by Anyway
Cannibal Corpse - Stripped Raped and Strangled and/or Fucked with a Knife. Both songs are instrumental in teaching young gentlemen on how to treat a lady.
I know, but it downloaded faster on soulseek.Originally Posted by Scunsion
fu
I came to the realization this past year that everyone is completely full of shit. Love is overrated.Originally Posted by Lockecole
And Koyangi, if you mean Satellite by Oceanlab, I love that song, too. I put it on my myspace. With my growing bitterness, however, I should change it to some dark and depressing black metal song.
1. Goo-Goo Dolls - Iris
2. Incubus - I wish you were here
3. The Greatest Music Video ever...November Rain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgumzeKaBH8
2 Live Crew - Me So Horny
alkaline trio - blue in the face
winOriginally Posted by Axil
FUCK.. YEAH!Originally Posted by Axil
Weird choice (I guess) but Tool's Salival version of "Pushit".
Man I love that songOriginally Posted by BRP
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My favorite love song... well I don't have one... I have lots. But the Cake song is way up on my list.
To Bid You Farewell by Opeth
or
When The Lady Smiles - Golden Earring
Grow old with you (Stephen Lynch version) ^^
punk rock love by the casualties
holyshititsorfeo
Killswitch Engage have done some good ones... Not necessarily the most soothing stuff but some of the choruses and lyrics are really nice to listen to.
Killswitch Engage - The End of Heartache/Rose of Sharyn/Element of One
also Guns n' Roses - November Rain... It's just a masterpiece ^^
Brick - Bens Fold Five
Originally Posted by Melosz
Abortions ftw!