Good excuses to leave a party

[Zetah]

I told my party that my grandma fell down the stairs a bit ago. 8)

[Huggo]

A while ago my friend was exping his summoner in an absolutely piece of crap party in KRT. It was taking these douche bags 6-7 minutes to kill one bat, and they kept yelling at him to spam Earthen Ward instead of curing, and/or out-damaging the melee WS with Shive or Ifrit blood pacts.

So, it was about this time that we realized "oh. we just so happen to need to go to the local Cingular store and renew our phone plans. (cuz we're all on the same account)" I tell him to ditch. Him, being as nice as he is tells them the truth. "Sorry guys I gotta go. I have to renew my phone plan. Peace"

followed by this:

NINusingdaggers: ......
OtherSMNnotusinganyavatars: You gotta be kidding me....
PLDinaptwithaNIN: LOLOLOLOL NOOB
DRG: Whatta noob LOL
CORtoocheaptobuybullets: SCREENSHOT THAT LOLOLOL NOOB!! XD

Eh, not so great. More of a tale of morons than anything.

[Asy]

I don't thinka Drg has any right to call anyone a noob.

[shihei]

my x-box is on fire....

LOL

[½pint]

my x-box is on fire....

Funny because it is feasible XD

[Huggo]

my x-box is on fire....

Funny because it is feasible XD

The $30 clip-on fan! It does nuzzing!

[darkdeath]

AFK my uncle fainted and I have to go to his funeral.....



(very true and person said it 20 min after party started. Sad thing is he was in my ls it was one of those fake AFK followed by a fake dc ftl, so he ended up talking in ls chat several times while he was at the funeral....)

Vygun, iknow im a little late on this. How many FUCKING TIMES i have to tell you, i was in my friends house and i left it on my title, screen he logd on my char, what do you want me to do? Im sorry, this just got me freaking pissed ><

[Julian]

lol

[darkdeath]

Well, im not those guys who are cocksuckers, but i almost never get to get into LS parties, they faking rocked, i admit it, do you think i'd ditch one for no reason? no i woudnt, but your so fuckign selfcentered and forget i have friends. well i guess ill leave and come back in like another week or so to read what u posted, since i rarely get on BG

[Wilimac]

I told a pt once that I had to go to "Kemotherapy for my cancer."

[Takexo]

afk almost ready to cum

[selits]

afk almost ready to cum

you did that in a lot of parties -_-

[shihei]

afk uncontrollable diarhhea(did i spell that right?)

[darkdeath]

AFK US army called >.>

[NynJa]

brb going to curb stomp some nigger


Works great, since you wont need to leave the party, they'll boot your ass out !!

[shihei]

afk North Korea just fired missiles at my house
afk I just found the cure for cancer
affk Amber Alert on radio says my son is missing;;
AFK Besieged lvl 5 attacking!!aAaaAAaAaAaaAAaAaaA
afk cigga...*whack*<SmokeytheBear>Only you can prevent forest fires!

[shihei]

Guaranteed to get you outta your party:

AFK IGE just called they need to reconfirm my CC number

[KainMinter]

Keinn>>Yeah.. you guys are ridiculous. I'm going to leave now.. ((((( ' ') <Flee>
Keinn casts warp.
Ronstadt>> WTF. At least find a replacement like the last guy who left.
Keinn>> No one deserves this kind of an invite. D:
Ronstadt>> .....
/blacklist add Ronstadt

Horray, happy ending! True story ( ' ' )/

[Sylvrdragon]

Kain, your sig made me lol. You should make one for RDM throwing a Phantom Tathlum, or worse a WHM tossing a Hedgehog bomb. That shit really sucks.

[Phatmoe]

lol