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  1. #1
    Relic Weapons
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    This just in! HNM shells are robbing themselves of drops!

    I have just finished one of the most painful discussions of my life. A man named "Neosephiroth" has just spent the past hour trying to convince me that everyone is doing drops all wrong, that WSes lower item droprates, and that more people in your party leads to lower droprates on items. My brain is currently crying. So, all you HNM shell leaders, read below, and see how you SHOULD be killing mobs to get those items you want oh-so-badly. (This conversation should not be read by the faint-hearted. The density of stupid contained within could kill you.)


    http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y26...234/Convo1.jpg
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  2. #2
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    Rating: total douchebag

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    I stopped at neosephiroth

  3. #3
    The Dazzler
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    Holy shit, I couldn't even finish reading that

  4. #4
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    ǝƃuɐɥɔ ǝlʇıʇ ɥʇ01 ǝɥʇ ǝʞıl sı sıɥʇ ƃɯo ʎuunɟ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos ɥɐlq ɥɐlq ɥɐlq ǝɥ ǝǝǝǝǝǝǝlopuɐʌ puǝıɹɟ ʇsǝq s,poƃ ǝsɹoɥ ǝɥʇ sı ǝɥ ǝǝǝǝǝǝlopuɐʌ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tythera
    Holy shit, I couldn't even finish reading that
    thank god im not the only one.

  5. #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vandole
    Quote Originally Posted by Tythera
    Holy shit, I couldn't even finish reading that
    thank god im not the only one.
    Seriously...

    I read the first 2 lines and said fuck it.

  6. #6
    Sea Torques
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    1 pic woulda been ok, after i saw the 2nd i hit END KEY

  7. #7

    drops = 2*number of people*TH*WS

    that's some good calculus right there.

  8. #8
    Physicist
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    Make it to the end, it's worth it.

  9. #9
    F5 Like A Boss.
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    lol that dude's Calculus is flawless.

  10. #10

    Quote Originally Posted by Raineer
    Make it to the end, it's worth it.
    This man speaks the truth.

  11. #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lockecole
    Quote Originally Posted by Raineer
    Make it to the end, it's worth it.
    This man speaks the truth.
    No matter how hard I try, I can't take it...

    I'd hate to be having that conversation.

  12. #12

    Solo fafnir without WS'ing for 100% Ridill?

  13. #13
    Relic Weapons
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asy
    No matter how hard I try, I can't take it...

    I'd hate to be having that conversation.
    Continuing that conversation was painful... but I *had* to see where it would go. Seriously, the opportunity was too good to pass up.

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  15. #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Millael
    Quote Originally Posted by Asy
    No matter how hard I try, I can't take it...

    I'd hate to be having that conversation.
    Continuing that conversation was painful... but I *had* to see where it would go. Seriously, the opportunity was too good to pass up.
    Haha, I'd do the same if I were in that position.

    There's a SS of a Thf on my server saying Thf/Nin is the best tank for Vrtra. They can Sneak attack for hate, and with dragon gear, they're practically invincible!

  16. #16
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    It's like a train wreck.

    I don't want to look.... but I couldn't stop reading it....


    May I ask what level he was?

  17. #17
    Relic Weapons
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    He was a 66 thf / 32 nin.

  18. #18
    New Spam Forum
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    That's the single most hilarious thing I've seen in ages.

  19. #19

    Quote Originally Posted by Tythera
    Holy shit, I couldn't even finish reading that
    My eyes started to burn after the second sentence

  20. #20

    that was amazing... so that's why i can never get stuff to drop!

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