Ellen DeGeneres is a good comedian. I saw her standup on comedy central once and it was awesome.
Ellen DeGeneres is a good comedian. I saw her standup on comedy central once and it was awesome.
Dane Cook ftw.
Winner.Originally Posted by Russta
Jim Norton
Steven Lynch
George Carlin
too many more to list
jim gaffigan
george carlin
I didn't think Bill Hick was that funny, he had one or 2 funny things and the rest was pretty average
Originally Posted by SephirothYuyX
Am I the only hear that doesn't think Mitch Hedburg is funny at all? >_>
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I agree, although not wholeheartedly, I did giggle a bit.Originally Posted by Gafgarionn
he has his moments but ya.. he wasn't that funny too me :\Originally Posted by Gafgarionn
Delirious (sp?) and Raw by Eddie Murphy :D
I like pretty much everyone said here, but he is my favorite.Mitch Hedburg
His funny is unique and very different. It's easy imagine not to 'get it'. You won't think Mitch is funny the first time you hear him.
RIP ;o.
I dunno about the rest of his stuff...but that clip posted was horrible. Not funny at all.Originally Posted by BRP
Jerry Seinfeld.
Eddie Murphy in the 80's was cool too.
maybe i'm old fashioned...but i think chris rock is freakin hilarious, and gearge carlin too.
Eddie murphy, ron white, all good comedians.
Russell Peters, Jack Dee for stand up.
Paul Merton is more of a TV comedian but he cracks me up every week on HaveIgotNewsForyou
Surprised no one has listed Dave Chappelle.
Surprised nobody's mentioned Richard Pryor.
At first I thought y'all were too young or something but then someone said George Carlin, then Bill Hicks.
Give some love to the man without whom there'd be no black humor.
Dat Phan (sp) hes awsome![]()
i wub youOriginally Posted by Russta
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"The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question: Is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, 'Hey – don't worry, don't be afraid ever, because this is just a ride ...' And we ... kill those people. Ha ha, 'Shut him up. We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real.' It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. But it doesn't matter, because – it's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace. Thank you very much, you've been great." [several gunshots ring out, Bill mimes being hit and falls to floor, motionless.] (Onstage closing comments of Hicks's Revelations special from 1993)