FFXI Prostitution

[Ashen]

God Damn!

I love my server

...

17/F/NYC GIL, CAN I HAVE IT?! LAWL!!

[Shuemue]

Some people are really just desperate. My GF played a little, not as seriously as me, 60RDM ish, she kinda lost interest after getting the pretty red outfit >_>

Anyway, some guy she'd partied with and chatted a little bit with, nothing at all remotely flirty or suggestive (I know this because our machines are basically next to each other), decided that the second time they partied together that he'd lend her his astral earring to help her main heal. Come the end of the party, he told her to keep the earring, that he'd had it a while and didn't need it for his THF really. My suspicious mind of course decided he wanted to fuck my woman, so I checked AH history, he'd paid 11m for it the same day. >_> She sent it back, I should have told her to keep it.

[Epical]

hi


why the new jobs with no AFs ?


is there a plan for them ?

Oh no! Nynja hacked BRP's account!

[lagame]

I love when people get mad because something didnt work out and try to bring that persons name down to the grown, well buddy you say what you want to say and whatever lets you sleep at night dont be sour over a break up just because things didnt work out, get a life and grow the fuck up you jack ass. And if you must know i've had 2 in game bf's so if that is what you wanna call prostitution you should actually go find a dictionary and read the definition of the word. Now go to your own lil corner and go back to being the lil emo kid that you are when i first met you and leave my name out of your mouth.

[solsovly]

Some people are really just desperate. My GF played a little, not as seriously as me, 60RDM ish, she kinda lost interest after getting the pretty red outfit >_>

Anyway, some guy she'd partied with and chatted a little bit with, nothing at all remotely flirty or suggestive (I know this because our machines are basically next to each other), decided that the second time they partied together that he'd lend her his astral earring to help her main heal. Come the end of the party, he told her to keep the earring, that he'd had it a while and didn't need it for his THF really. My suspicious mind of course decided he wanted to fuck my woman, so I checked AH history, he'd paid 11m for it the same day. >_> She sent it back, I should have told her to keep it.

What the hell.......

I feel completely stupid that I've wasted my time crafting and farming crap. This is much better time/gil invested. Daddy... err mommy needs a new pair of elemental and enfeebling earrings.

[Blind]

Who ever posted this your a flamming little bitch too not say who you are, you suck and good job for making yourself feel noticed for the fucking lousey 10 seconds you did this for.

[JoOeetheplatypuS]

Phinney>> Hey!

Oh dear God, HP me now.

Holiana>> (Hello!)
Phinney>> How do you like the game? ^_^
Holiana>> it’s ok
Phinney>> How’s Smithing coming?

Did I mention I was lazy?

I haven’t even started it on my main yet.

Is there a possibility that I could scam more Gil out of you Phinney?

Holiana>> not so good
Phinney>> Yeah, it’s rough in the beginning, but you’ll make some good money in the end.

Probably not.

Holiana>> well actually, i haven’t even started yet
Holiana>> someone stole my gil

Replace someone with I and my with your.

Phinney>> o.O
Phinney>> How did that happen?
Phinney>> Is it even possible to steal someone’s Gil?

Oh, how little you know Phinney! Your innocence knows no limits.

Holiana>> well I was buying something from someone in a trade
Holiana>> and I scrolled over too far and traded all my gil to them
Holiana>> they wouldn’t give it back
Phinney>> T.T
Phinney>> That sucks. Did you report it to a GM?

Jesus! We both know where this is going. Just give me more Gil and I’ll leave you alone.

Holiana>> yeah, they said there’s no way to recover it cause I traded it to them
Phinney>> GMs suck, they don’t do shit.
Holiana>> yeah so now I’m broke again

Hint, hint.

Phinney>> >_<
Holiana>> and farming takes so long

Hint, hint.

Holiana>> I just wish I could start crafting and then I would be all set T.T

Hint, fucking, hint.

Phinney>> brb

OMG, you asshole.

So Phinney kneels and 30 seconds later, logs out.

Some people just don’t have any empathy.

So, I sent off my few items to my main and reflected on my failed attempts at man scamming today.

Maybe I need to be more flirty. Flirty seems to work better than damsel in distress.

Although, that option is also useful in certain situations. =^.^=

Phinney>> Okay, back.
Phinney>> Gotta run to my MH, brb again.

And he takes off running.

Listen, I don’t care what you’re doing. First you log off without giving me Gil, and then you log back in and give me your life story.

I don’t care, I don’t need updates on what you’re doing.

Holiana>> ok =^.^=

Come on, kitty face! Work your magic.

Phinney>> A few LS buddies and me have a present for you, I just have to get it from my Delivery Box.

OMFG, yes!

Holiana> really?
Phinney>> Yeah, we got it last night. We all agreed you need it more than us.
Phinney>> We all feel bad that someone ripped you off.
Holiana>> yeah T.T
Phinney>> Some people are dicks like that. Lots of scammers.

If you only knew!

Holiana>> that makes me sad

Phinney wishes to trade with you.
Trade complete.

Phinney>> We won it last night in BCNM20. We didn’t have it before last night, so we won’t miss it.

OMFG ASTRAL RING!

Holiana>> what’s it do?

Card played: Innocent card.

Phinney>> It’s worth 1.7 mil in Jeuno.
Phinney>> So you can sell it when you get there. Or save it for a mage job in case you ever level one.
Holiana>> omg
Holiana>> thank you so much

Read: OMG, you’re such a dumbass.

Phinney bows courteously to Holiana.
Phinney kisses Holiana.

Note to self: /wrist later.

Holiana kisses Phinney back.

Note to self: /wrist NOW.

ahahahahahahahahahaha

just read the entire blog. its gold

[SilverBreeze]

Wow... just wow, that's all I have to say.

[Spoony Bob]

This thread needs more MTs

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...8257267627.jpg

[Rilu]

The scary part is these people actually WANT to spend time pretending they are girls........

I think that is worse than the suckers that are trying to be nice.

[SilverBreeze]

The scary part is these people actually WANT to spend time pretending they are girls........

I think that is worse than the suckers that are trying to be nice.

Is it really worse? Moreso than these retards who give their money to these "girls" in hopes of some online affection, it sounds more pathetic to me.

If I'd known that doing this was so easy, i would have been giving cleavage shots on the webcam for 5m a pop a long time ago, I mean, who needs farming when you have boobs and stupid horny pathetic guys who will do it for you

[Ashen]

Who ever posted this your a flamming little bitch too not say who you are, you suck and good job for making yourself feel noticed for the fucking lousey 10 seconds you did this for.

lol hey,

You're that noob who kept asking me for gil a long time ago because you saw I sold two sniper rings on the AH and you thought I was rich as hell.

Good times

[Aceofangels]

Whoever you are you should reviel your name, people trying to ruin people by hiding under a false name is fuckin weak, man up ya prick

[JoOeetheplatypuS]

Whoever you are you should reviel your name, people trying to ruin people by hiding under a false name is fuckin weak, man up ya prick

so why did you do it then

[Aceofangels]

do what? o_o

[Stellar]

even though girls are more than sexual outlets.

Wow, I learn something new every day

[TsingTao]

Amusing MT picture.

Outstanding! Best MT ever Spoony.

[Norelco]

Wow, this thread sure does remind me of a comment I made on KI a few weeks ago, isn't that right Shuemue? Have you learned any new insults since then? :D

[deadzee]

LOL this is good shit. :D

[Kytele]

The scary part is these people actually WANT to spend time pretending they are girls........

I think that is worse than the suckers that are trying to be nice.

Is it really worse? Moreso than these retards who give their money to these "girls" in hopes of some online affection, it sounds more pathetic to me.

QFT.

Those boys are just as dumb for giving away their items to some person who may or may not be a girl irl, for what? For some attention in return.

http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3635

I posted this before, but I think it fits in here nicely.