Annoying non-crafters

[kihre]

I know everyone gets this, but i wanted to make a thread of it! Please post your most annoying/funny newberson encounters?


http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i1...t/img_0043.png


This wasn't the worst, but it was certainly funny enough to screenshot

[Kuponut]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...3/Malikite.jpg

I accidently called Cursed Gloves-1 "Cursed Mittens -1" because well.. uncursed they become Hecatomb Mittens, and that person kept calling them Mittens as well. I shouldn't have to explain Tiers to people, it should be common knowledge ><

[Raineer]

He used to be in a craft LS and knows what he's talking about. Obviously you owe him some 8m cursed mitts -1

[aurik]

After asking me "busy?" like 3 times while I was in dynamis-valkurm:

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/8200/lolokwe6hj.png

[AsuraAnonTroll]

Damn aurik glad u werent that mean to me.
I dont think u even replyed lol

God bless brennon

[Dia]

After asking me "busy?" like 3 times while I was in dynamis-valkurm:

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/8200/lolokwe6hj.png

Oh come on AUrik, show us the name!

[deadzee]

After asking me "busy?" like 3 times while I was in dynamis-valkurm:

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/8200/lolokwe6hj.png

Oh come on AUrik, show us the name!

Yeah aurik! When did you stop being a douchebag!...wait..never!
<3

[Brennon]

Damn aurik glad u werent that mean to me.
I dont think u even replyed lol

God bless brennon

lol who are you and what did i do to you

[Ligro]

I'm ps2 so can't Screen Shot so ill just recap.

Shout in Jeuno: High Level Cloth (do you have it?)
Me: I do, what do you need?
Player: Seer's +1
Me: Ok no prob, just meet me by MH.
Player: KK thanks

I offer trade to player to get materials....nothing

Me: you got the Materials
Player: Um..no, you don't have them.
Me: >.>
Player: what do i need to get this made, i just found out today that you get gear from crafting lol
Me: um ok...lol
Player: So, tell me what I need.

Thats where I just stopped talking.

[Carbon]

I love when people ask you to make you an HQ item, then expect you to buy the materials yourself, get the HQ, then sell to them.
lol-sauce

[Tomiko]

I'm on PS2 as well, so no SS, but this was too funny not to share.

Happened on Monday during exp party. Not exact words/spelling, but you'll get the idea.

Noob: can you make Haub+1?
Me: No, that's smithing. (I'm Leathercraft btw)
Noob: what's the most expensive thing you can make?
Me: {Cerberus Mantle} (first thing that came to mind)
Noob: How much is that?
Me: 10-15m NQ
Noob: Can you make me one?
Me: If you bring me materials
Noob: Where do I get those?
Me: From Cerberus
Noob: what's that?
Me: HNM
Noob: Can I solo him as lv44?
Me: No, you need an alliance

A couple mins pass and he basically asks what I can make that sells for profit (I don't tell him).

Noob: You should make Haub+1s
Me: HQ Cerberus Mantle sells for 100m on other servers and there's only one on Unicorn.
Noob: Maybe the person got a WP for another server, bought it and came back.
Me: WP just lets you make a new character on a server.

I think that was the point I stopped replying to him.

[stubbie]

i had a guy ask me to make him an adroit ring +1 im like? im 93+3 lol thats a 0 tier hq2 of a skillup item for me at my lvl

he then tried to explain to me how its an hq 1 and adroit ring is the nq he said if i could make him the nq(adroit) he would be happy too

i didnt SS it, it was a rather worthless conversation so i stopped there

[Krack-O-Matik]

Also PS2,

This was a day after making a Penance robe and putting it in my bazzar for 50M

New Xbox player>Hey man whats up?
Me>yo
New Xbox player> Whered you get that robe?(BTW it has my name on it since I signed it.)
Me>Um..I crafted it.
New Xbox Player>Was it hard to make?
Me> Um its a tier0 HQ of a lvl 100 synth
New Xbox player>Will you make me one?
Me>Sure, np
New Xbox Player>Sweet
Me> Meet me at the Woodworkers Guild in N. Sandy, ill be there soon.
New XboxPlayer>ok

[solsovly]

Also PS2,

This was a day after making a Penance robe and putting it in my bazzar for 50M

New Xbox player>Hey man whats up?
Me>yo
New Xbox player> Whered you get that robe?(BTW it has my name on it since I signed it.)
Me>Um..I crafted it.
New Xbox Player>Was it hard to make?
Me> Um its a tier0 HQ of a lvl 100 synth
New Xbox player>Will you make me one?
Me>Sure, np
New Xbox Player>Sweet
Me> Meet me at the Woodworkers Guild in N. Sandy, ill be there soon.
New XboxPlayer>ok

If he's a new xbox player and not just some random idiot, he probably has no idea what Tier0HQ of a lvl 100synth is or how signing works.

[Brennon]

randomnoob>> Hi, can you make me a sniper ring?
me>> Sure just get me the materials.
randomnoob>> OMG really?! ok what are the materials?
me>> archers ring, tiger leather
randomnoob>> ok just a sec...
(30 second later)
randomnoob>> omg archer ring costs more than sniper ring!
me>> yep
(30 seconds pass)
randomnoob>> ok what are the ingredients for archers ring?
me>> ...




happens once a week at least.

[Dia]

I bought like 6 War Berets on AH in the past week, and I have gotten at least 10 tells for people bitching at me about how greedy I am and how much they need thier fucking NQ hat.

[Raineer]

I bought like 6 War Berets on AH in the past week, and I have gotten at least 10 tells for people bitching at me about how greedy I am and how much they need thier fucking NQ hat.

hahaha, i've bought at least 200 in my career

[Dia]

I bought like 6 War Berets on AH in the past week, and I have gotten at least 10 tells for people bitching at me about how greedy I am and how much they need thier fucking NQ hat.

hahaha, i've bought at least 200 in my career

k

[Raineer]

I bought like 6 War Berets on AH in the past week, and I have gotten at least 10 tells for people bitching at me about how greedy I am and how much they need thier fucking NQ hat.

hahaha, i've bought at least 200 in my career

k

k 10 posts

[Dia]

I bought like 6 War Berets on AH in the past week, and I have gotten at least 10 tells for people bitching at me about how greedy I am and how much they need thier fucking NQ hat.

hahaha, i've bought at least 200 in my career

k

k 10 posts

Because 2293 is a much better number