Apparently playing video games is a Satanic ritual

[Unklemonkey]

The one about not wanting to hang out with friends with adult supervision is awsome XD

[Avvesione]

Can protestants eat Count Chocola without fear of eternal damnation?

Cookie Crisp is what I grow up on, but I would think Count Chocola would be safe except for your teeth :3

[Warudo Ecksu]

Can nobody else see that this is fake?

Thank you, Captain Obvious. I never would have realized this was a fake had you not said something.

And yeah, the fact it's coming from a myspace bulletin should have given it away.

[Tymon]

I'm Christian.


There's nothing wrong with sex.


There's nothing wrong with video games.


There's nothing wrong with animated violence as long as you don't express the same violence in public life.

These people fail, obviously.

edit: typo

[Maguspk]

-Masturbates

Oh please <_> if you dont masturbate,you're not human

In the Middle Ages, Catholic nuns had assistants which would "clean" them on a regular basis. They didn't quite realise it, but their "cleansing" process was actually to stimulate a female orgasm. The church found, though, that this processs of cleansing would drastically reduce how high strung and irritable the nuns would otherwise become.

How could they not realize they were getting off on the cleaning lol?

[Shaede]

How could they not realize they were getting off on the cleaning lol?

It wasn't until well into the 20th century that the female orgasm was even accepted as fact.

Edit: In Western culture.

[Eaglestrike]

I'm Christian.


There's nothing wrong with sex.


There's nothing wrong with video games.


There's nothing wrong with animated violence as long as you don't express the same violence in public life.

These people fail, obviously.

Exactly.

Oh and there is nothing wrong with any cereal mentioned in the original post :wink:

[Rocl]

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

Satan has me

[Heian]

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

Satan has me

Father Rocl molested me. He confessed to me three times in one day.

[macbain24]

The bunny in your avatar sucks at DDR

[Maguspk]

How could they not realize they were getting off on the cleaning lol?

It wasn't until well into the 20th century that the female orgasm was even accepted as fact.

Edit: In Western culture.

wtf lol? How could it not be accepted as fact, weren't there women to confirm they are having an orgasm? Hmmm can you wiki it :D

[Shaede]

wtf lol? How could it not be accepted as fact, weren't there women to confirm they are having an orgasm? Hmmm can you wiki it :D

With a subject like that, it's hard to get a lot of specifics online without churning up all sorts of other interesting results.

As far as wikipedia goes, the more relevant information I found in a quick scan was in this section, which shows you how little we've known about the topic and how much of a debate it's been up until very recently in our timeline.