The "GM's are Fucking Retarded" thread

[Cautery]

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Ok! Next time I'll ask nicely Sozu to drop me the knife!

[Monkor]

Ok! Next time I'll ask nicely Sozu to drop me the knife!

I believe his sarcasm evaded you.

[Cautery]

Ok! Next time I'll ask nicely Sozu to drop me the knife!

I believe his sarcasm evaded you.

Was thinking the same lol.

[Excalin Garisk]

You know I am sitting here bored and I thought You know what GM are just like QA(Quality Assurance) when you are deployed. Back home at my unit you only have F-16 QA....they usually know whats up(say80-90% of the time)...you deploy and you have QA from KC-135s, C-5s, C-17s, F-16s, Preditors. and anything else that might happen to be at that base....Well KC-135 QAs like to come bust your chops cause your not using Whistels on your Tows (not needed on F-16s because they aren't fucking that big)....or some other obvious Bull shit

[Zalius]

You know I am sitting here bored and I thought You know what GM are just like QA(Quality Assurance) when you are deployed. Back home at my unit you only have F-16 QA....they usually know whats up(say80-90% of the time)...you deploy and you have QA from KC-135s, C-5s, C-17s, F-16s, Preditors. and anything else that might happen to be at that base....Well KC-135 QAs like to come bust your chops cause your not using Whistels on your Tows (not needed on F-16s because they aren't fucking that big)....or some other obvious Bull shit

wow, thanks, i understood all of that

[Excalin Garisk]

You know I am sitting here bored and I thought You know what GM are just like QA(Quality Assurance) when you are deployed. Back home at my unit you only have F-16 QA....they usually know whats up(say80-90% of the time)...you deploy and you have QA from KC-135s, C-5s, C-17s, F-16s, Preditors. and anything else that might happen to be at that base....Well KC-135 QAs like to come bust your chops cause your not using Whistels on your Tows (not needed on F-16s because they aren't fucking that big)....or some other obvious Bull shit

wow, thanks, i understood all of that

I am glad you got a good education in Kindergarten

[Zalius]

[quote=Excalin Garisk]

You know I am sitting here bored and I thought You know what GM are just like QA(Quality Assurance) when you are deployed. Back home at my unit you only have F-16 QA....they usually know whats up(say80-90% of the time)...you deploy and you have QA from KC-135s, C-5s, C-17s, F-16s, Preditors. and anything else that might happen to be at that base....Well KC-135 QAs like to come bust your chops cause your not using Whistels on your Tows (not needed on F-16s because they aren't fucking that big)....or some other obvious Bull shit

wow, thanks, i understood all of that

I am glad you got a good education in Kindergarten[/quote:e969d]

i was being serious

[Fhqwghads]

[quote=Zalius]

You know I am sitting here bored and I thought You know what GM are just like QA(Quality Assurance) when you are deployed. Back home at my unit you only have F-16 QA....they usually know whats up(say80-90% of the time)...you deploy and you have QA from KC-135s, C-5s, C-17s, F-16s, Preditors. and anything else that might happen to be at that base....Well KC-135 QAs like to come bust your chops cause your not using Whistels on your Tows (not needed on F-16s because they aren't fucking that big)....or some other obvious Bull shit

wow, thanks, i understood all of that

I am glad you got a good education in Kindergarten

i was being serious[/quote:77c03]Well I understood none of it. I guess I lose for not going to a jet aircraft mechanic kindergarten.

[Excalin Garisk]

[quote=Fhqwghads]

You know I am sitting here bored and I thought You know what GM are just like QA(Quality Assurance) when you are deployed. Back home at my unit you only have F-16 QA....they usually know whats up(say80-90% of the time)...you deploy and you have QA from KC-135s, C-5s, C-17s, F-16s, Preditors. and anything else that might happen to be at that base....Well KC-135 QAs like to come bust your chops cause your not using Whistels on your Tows (not needed on F-16s because they aren't fucking that big)....or some other obvious Bull shit

wow, thanks, i understood all of that

I am glad you got a good education in Kindergarten

i was being serious

Well I understood none of it. I guess I lose for not going to a jet aircraft mechanic kindergarten.[/quote:a00b1]

Kids have it easy these days....we jumping into Relativity first day of class

Ok here is the cliff notes. GMs don't seem to know the game. Well QAs(aka the GMs of Aircaft Maintance) From heavys (cargo aircraft) when they try to go and be all hardass on fighter maintance. They have no fucking clue what they are talking about because we have different safety requirements. They do things like tell you to have the TO (instruction book) on a launch in your hand. On a heavy aircraft its no big deal...you drop it you pick it up because the engines are out of the way. Fighters you stand a good chance of losing the book down the intake and ruin the engine if you drop the book.

[Fhqwghads]

Ok, got it. Don't drop books into fighter intakes. Now where do I pick up my aircraft mechanic's license?

[Zalius]

Ok, got it. Don't drop books into fighter intakes. Now where do I pick up my aircraft mechanic's license?

i saw a commercial for itt tech, some black guy was flying helicopters for the army


shit, or was that an army commercial