BG Forums: One Year Later

[Ejac]

i lol'd at

rdm solos Kirin (video)

[Thevaultdweller]

Fucking win. I was laughing for a good 5 minutes.

I didn't see a post about the new FFXI 'sequel' though!

[Jeryhn]

I was only disappointed by a lack of Tahn's "So Melee SMN Actually Doesn't Work" thread, but otherwise, great stuff.

[NynJa]

No thread about Lance, in fact theres no threads or replies from me, I'm NOT EVEN LOGGED ON.


what the hell is this shit !!!!!

[Ninjadik]

No thread about Lance, in fact theres no threads or replies from me, I'm NOT EVEN LOGGED ON.


what the hell is this shit !!!!!

Agreed. Nynja vs. Osiris/Lance has to be one of the more amusing, lopsided feuds on these boards.

[Khamsin]

No thread about Lance, in fact theres no threads or replies from me, I'm NOT EVEN LOGGED ON.


what the hell is this shit !!!!!

It's because Lance will be banned from FFXI by 2007.

Someone will call a GM about another LS holding Tiamat. 4 hours later, after Tiamat is dead, the GM will show up and look around, not seeing anybody. He will look around a little, and then notice someone fighting Xolotl.

After watching for a bit, having nothing better to do, the GM will see Lance get charmed by Xolotl and begin to attack his alliance. Infuriated, the GM will warp Lance to Mordion Gaol for MPK and hold him while he reviews Lance's logs. Skimming past the part where Lance engages Xolotl 5 seconds after zoning into Attohwa Chasm, the GM will discover JP characters in his macros and summarily ban him from FFXI permanently.

With Lance banned from the game, he will lose interest in restarting, and in BG. Thus, so will Nynja since he lives for the sole purpose of condemning Lance. Without Lance, Nynja does not remain on BG for long before he, too, disappears.

And that is why you do not see Lance or Nynja, or any threads regarding them, on BG one year into the future.

[MisterBob]

No thread about Lance, in fact theres no threads or replies from me, I'm NOT EVEN LOGGED ON.


what the hell is this shit !!!!!

It's because Lance will be banned from FFXI by 2007.

Someone will call a GM about another LS holding Tiamat. 4 hours later, after Tiamat is dead, the GM will show up and look around, not seeing anybody. He will look around a little, and then notice someone fighting Xolotl.

After watching for a bit, having nothing better to do, the GM will see Lance get charmed by Xolotl and begin to attack his alliance. Infuriated, the GM will warp Lance to Mordion Gaol for MPK and hold him while he reviews Lance's logs. Skimming past the part where Lance engages Xolotl 5 seconds after zoning into Attohwa Chasm, the GM will discover JP characters in his macros and summarily ban him from FFXI permanently.

With Lance banned from the game, he will lose interest in restarting, and in BG. Thus, so will Nynja since he lives for the sole purpose of condemning Lance. Without Lance, Nynja does not remain on BG for long before he, too, disappears.

And that is why you do not see Lance or Nynja, or any threads regarding them, on BG one year into the future.

The sad part is, that probably is how he will get banned.

[Delsan]

i love you

[Fryte]

in the year...2000!!!!

[Syn]

Thread should be labelled NSFW. I was laughing like crazy and everyone else was staring at me.

[Immortaldonut]

haha, i'm glad i wasn't the only one clicking the links and getting frusterated.

[Septimus]

Failure.

My name is nowhere to be found therefore, no matter how funny it may be, it fails.

[Sendra]

I LOL'd at the ebon panels

Good good good good stuff

[Byrd]

Failure.

My name is nowhere to be found therefore, no matter how funny it may be, it fails.

Good point. Someone should be asking about the next front page monthly update.

[rahskala]

So, I haven't been paying any attention to FFXI for the past year, how much of that crap actually came true?

(In before thread-necromancy lock)

[Vedder]

Failed to prognosticate the forums server change.

[Rocl]

Have you seen Warhose Hoofprint
Anyone still care about AV?
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[Sendra]

God I forgot about this gem <3

[Gatsby]

So sad that so many of these things are true.

[DoctorDonkey]

http://www.alexanderdrama.org

r o f l

The thread there is now almost as long as the one that took them 3 years to make on KI.