Croco's Guide to getting Guru Status on Allakhazam

[Melisande]

In case that thread gets deleted, I'm going to post the OP, because it was a bitch to write.

GreatAvatarYojikokodo (GAY)

Greatest Wall of Text. Ever

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[quote:9db08]DRK73 THF36 PLD20 WHM13 PUP 3 Midgardsormr
I like Dark Knight! And Digimon! Japanese people! Please invite me to your party!

[/quote:9db08]BRP, that is quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever read. I'm still laughing as I type this. You sir, win.

[kareface]

your record dmg with drk is only 1200 ? and your at 73 ? i'm only a lvl 60 drk right now and my record is 1398

ridill is rare/ex

Im more amused at the people who took it seriously.

[Lockecole]

Fucking win. Lol you guys really got the moderators pissed over there, all they need to know is that you're from BG and you're gone. Luckily (or unluckily?) I managed to stay under the radar.

[BRP]

I wonder if I'm IP banned.

[Tom Chambers]

You guys are showing those nerds who's boss aren't ya?

[BRP]

You guys are showing those nerds who's boss aren't ya?

Sorry, what? I got lost in the importance of this post.

[JoOeetheplatypuS]

Guys its not fair to clog their boards up with trash, taking away important viewing and server space for their very important threads.

[edgarfigaro]

They really need the space for people to ask questions on which is the best feet option for blm: yigit, AF2 feet, or rostum.

[JoOeetheplatypuS]

They really need the space for people to ask questions on which is the best feet option for blm: Mannequin Pumps, RSE, or mountain gaiters (yarite their so xppensiv o.o.)

[BRP]

http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?f ... =14;page=1

Now, you wouldn't want that off the tubes of the internet now would you? This is quality discussion about a videogame here.

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/6...naplaneua1.jpg

[edgarfigaro]

http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?f ... =14;page=1

Now, you wouldn't want that off the tubes of the internet now would you? This is quality discussion about a videogame here.

I actually lol'ed at the first response.

[Koyangi]

It's so amazing how such a cesspool of retardation exists, and its still such a popular site. Among those idiots, people can show them the front door and they'd walk through the back they are so stupid. However, those posts quoted here from zam, and the OP's post were some pretty good comedy, I'll say that.

[BRP]

I have a series of Angelkitty related pictures (in-game) of just complete dumb shit... I'm too lazy to do anything with them... maybe I'll finally have the energy.

Ninja Edit: Wow, they are... so dumb.

1200 dmg on boreal mobs? you sir suck. Your whinings give good drks a bad name.

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65 drk/war Pandemonium
San d'orian rank 10
83+2 bonecraft
Subcrafts: 53 cloth 56 leathercraft

HNMs I personally have humped:
Behemoth, Guivre, Vrtra, Waraxe Beak.

Points of interest bolded.

[aurik]

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/6...naplaneua1.jpg

Needs more Melee Galka Smn.

[Asy]

I have a series of Angelkitty related pictures (in-game) of just complete dumb shit... I'm too lazy to do anything with them... maybe I'll finally have the energy.

Ninja Edit: Wow, they are... so dumb.

1200 dmg on boreal mobs? you sir suck. Your whinings give good drks a bad name.

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[quote:f8b10]65 drk/war Pandemonium
San d'orian rank 10
83+2 bonecraft
Subcrafts: 53 cloth 56 leathercraft

HNMs I personally have humped:
Behemoth, Guivre, Vrtra, Waraxe Beak.

Points of interest bolded.[/quote:f8b10]

lmao

2 more levels in CC and he can finally get Guru!

[Bwelch]

http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?f ... m=9;page=1

It sure would be unfortunate if the thousands that post here took affront at that and decided to return the favor to their forum. Real unfortunate...

Open season.

We decided it was a bad idea since it was just a few @#%^s, like Bwelch, etc.

/click

Someone tell me what @#$%^ means. I'm so confused!

For the record though; I have yet to spam allah and I think he's KARMA CAMPING ME OMG HELP!

[Epidemic]

They gave me a "Banished to BG" card

[Eldelphia]

From the banned Alla thread

OMG you touched a nerve here, silk is just insane anymore. I levelled all the way to 100 just to try and HQ silk cloths and my rate on them is terrible ><

I cried laughing :D

[Raineer]

From the banned Alla thread

OMG you touched a nerve here, silk is just insane anymore. I levelled all the way to 100 just to try and HQ silk cloths and my rate on them is terrible ><

I cried laughing :D

8)

edit: wonder if i got banned for that, haven't been back to look lol