Croco's Guide to getting Guru Status on Allakhazam

[Septimus]

Anyway, so I'm happy, because someone out there understands me. I keep on seeking and I get an invite! It from a RDM named Septimus or something. Anyway, he says "go to Kokba Hostel". I'm like uh "why?", he is "just do it". Anyway, I really want to exp, so I go to the place.

It takes me a bit because I get lost like twice LOL , crazy whitegate. I ask what is the password, he says "saklag gnab I", I'm like wow that makes no sense, but I type it in anyway. So I enter there is four Galka NPC who enter you lol, so weird. Anyway, I run in the room, and I see 17 people, but they are all Galka! but one, who is a Hume with RDM armor. Also, there is an invisible SMN named Nirokun in the corner, I don't know why I he kept himself invisible.

Anyway, Septimus says "Okay, we are all here. In my bazaar you will find Subligars, they are 1 gil each, please buy them". I say what kind of experience points is this LOL? he /tells me "Look, you want experience points right? That's what DRKs want right? Well I want something, just put on the god damned subligar" and now I'm afraid. So I put on the subgliar and now all the Galka are wearing subligars. And I feel violated. He says "Okay... okay... now listen to me careuflly" and he gives on directions on where to stand and tells us to do poses. I think he is using third-party programs to take pictures of the game! So anyway, things were getting too crazy for me, so I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare. But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later. Looked at my kingdom I was finally there... To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

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[quote:ccb1e]DRK73 THF36 PLD20 WHM13 PUP 3 Midgardsormr
I like Dark Knight! And Digimon! Japanese people! Please invite me to your party!

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Hey! I didn't make any of those galkas do anything that they didn't want to do.

[Daahan]

I have not typed the URL "ffxi.allakhazam.com" in my web browser for over a year now, not even to get a laugh while i was bored, and I intend to keep it that way!

I used to be an Alla whore back when I was a dragoon, but then I realized how stupid people were on there. So I leveled bard.

[OctavoGilgamesh]

Another topic Croco forgot to put in the op, WHATZ WRONG WITH RDM/DRK MELEEEEE IN XP....
Got to be a million of those posts in the rdm forums on alla. And yet ppl still try to argue the case.

[Tymon]

http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?f ... m=5;page=1

lol

[BRP]

wow its like they have something to prove. "we are dumber than you think!"

Personally, SE should allow you to skill up different magics in your mog house (summoning and enhancing, to be specific.)

I wonder if the mog would frown upon me leveling my Dark Magic on it? icon

I wonder if anyone would care if you killed yourself.

[Daahan]

Allakhazam DRG in response to joke loldrk thread wrote:
First of all, don't drag drgs into your quicksand of drk despair. I get invites plenty fine, And since I issued my challenge to valefor, no one has outdamaged me.

LOL!!! I wasn't even that bad back in my drg days.

[Tymon]

Allakhazam DRG in response to joke loldrk thread wrote:
First of all, don't drag drgs into your quicksand of drk despair. I get invites plenty fine, And since I issued my challenge to valefor, no one has outdamaged me.

LOL!!! I wasn't even that bad back in my drg days.

He probably challenged Valefor to a Xiaolin Showdown

[Raineer]

Another topic Croco forgot to put in the op, WHATZ WRONG WITH RDM/DRK MELEEEEE IN XP....
Got to be a million of those posts in the rdm forums on alla. And yet ppl still try to argue the case.

Summary: It's ok if you don't refresh or haste anyone as long as you can souleater/vorpalblade for 500 dmg.

I just gave up trying to teach anyone anything in the RDM forums, even the people that are in HNMLS tell me how awesome RDM/DRK is for merit parties. They then proceed to tell everyone how much their vorpal blades do on the alastors in bibiki bay (i wish i was making that up)

Wow.. pretty sure I could take 3 people, chain all of bibiki bay and go make a sandwich waiting on repops.

[Priran]

Allakhazam DRG in response to joke loldrk thread wrote:
First of all, don't drag drgs into your quicksand of drk despair. I get invites plenty fine, And since I issued my challenge to valefor, no one has outdamaged me.

LOL!!! I wasn't even that bad back in my drg days.

He probably challenged Valefor to a Xiaolin Showdown

He apparently issued a challenge without anyone knowing that no one could outdamage him.

I stress that I've never heard of this challenge.

I'm EXPing this morning and I get a tell from a friend saying that the DRG says I beat the challenge and the DRG owes me 50k

http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/7685c4110d.jpg

yes he EXPs /WHM

[BRP]

NO PRIRAN YOU CAN'T DRAG ME INTO YOUR QUICKSAND OF DESPAIR.

[Raineer]

You can't fault him, just check the linkpearl

[Devek]

Another topic Croco forgot to put in the op, WHATZ WRONG WITH RDM/DRK MELEEEEE IN XP....
Got to be a million of those posts in the rdm forums on alla. And yet ppl still try to argue the case.

Summary: It's ok if you don't refresh or haste anyone as long as you can souleater/vorpalblade for 500 dmg.

I just gave up trying to teach anyone anything in the RDM forums, even the people that are in HNMLS tell me how awesome RDM/DRK is for merit parties. They then proceed to tell everyone how much their vorpal blades do on the alastors in bibiki bay (i wish i was making that up)

Wow.. pretty sure I could take 3 people, chain all of bibiki bay and go make a sandwich waiting on repops.

Thats pretty much exactly how stuff like that starts...

1) one person goes rdm/drk for stun
2) another person does a /sea all 75 rdm and see that guy with /drk and figures it must be for souleater
3) he probably goes on forums and says "There are tons of 75 rdm/drks on my server, so souleater must be good."
4) rdm/drks everywhere

[Mifaco]

More idiocy:

Here are SAMs feeling 'threatened' by DRK Absorb-TP

First reply on this thread is from a SAM bitching about how he'll have to become a 'refresh' DD like RDM because of Shikokyo. It's not the only thread, either

Here's a paladin whinging about the useless new merits

OH NOES SANGE WILL PUT RNG OUT OF A JOB

[Excalin Garisk]

I am here today to issue a Challenge to Siren Server....Anyone that can outdamage my Drg owes me 50K.

[Rocl]

Another topic Croco forgot to put in the op, WHATZ WRONG WITH RDM/DRK MELEEEEE IN XP....
Got to be a million of those posts in the rdm forums on alla. And yet ppl still try to argue the case.

Summary: It's ok if you don't refresh or haste anyone as long as you can souleater/vorpalblade for 500 dmg.

I just gave up trying to teach anyone anything in the RDM forums, even the people that are in HNMLS tell me how awesome RDM/DRK is for merit parties. They then proceed to tell everyone how much their vorpal blades do on the alastors in bibiki bay (i wish i was making that up)

Wow.. pretty sure I could take 3 people, chain all of bibiki bay and go make a sandwich waiting on repops.

Thats pretty much exactly how stuff like that starts...

1) one person goes rdm/drk for stun
2) another person does a /sea all 75 rdm and see that guy with /drk and figures it must be for souleater
3) he probably goes on forums and says "There are tons of 75 rdm/drks on my server, so souleater must be good."
4) rdm/drks everywhere

RDM/DRK meleed Cerberus today ;o

[Excalin Garisk]

Another topic Croco forgot to put in the op, WHATZ WRONG WITH RDM/DRK MELEEEEE IN XP....
Got to be a million of those posts in the rdm forums on alla. And yet ppl still try to argue the case.

Summary: It's ok if you don't refresh or haste anyone as long as you can souleater/vorpalblade for 500 dmg.

I just gave up trying to teach anyone anything in the RDM forums, even the people that are in HNMLS tell me how awesome RDM/DRK is for merit parties. They then proceed to tell everyone how much their vorpal blades do on the alastors in bibiki bay (i wish i was making that up)

Wow.. pretty sure I could take 3 people, chain all of bibiki bay and go make a sandwich waiting on repops.

Thats pretty much exactly how stuff like that starts...

1) one person goes rdm/drk for stun
2) another person does a /sea all 75 rdm and see that guy with /drk and figures it must be for souleater
3) he probably goes on forums and says "There are tons of 75 rdm/drks on my server, so souleater must be good."
4) rdm/drks everywhere

RDM/DRK meleed Cerberus today ;o

I goto City raids as Rdm/nin and melee just to pass the time...

[Rocl]

Another topic Croco forgot to put in the op, WHATZ WRONG WITH RDM/DRK MELEEEEE IN XP....
Got to be a million of those posts in the rdm forums on alla. And yet ppl still try to argue the case.

Summary: It's ok if you don't refresh or haste anyone as long as you can souleater/vorpalblade for 500 dmg.

I just gave up trying to teach anyone anything in the RDM forums, even the people that are in HNMLS tell me how awesome RDM/DRK is for merit parties. They then proceed to tell everyone how much their vorpal blades do on the alastors in bibiki bay (i wish i was making that up)

Wow.. pretty sure I could take 3 people, chain all of bibiki bay and go make a sandwich waiting on repops.

Thats pretty much exactly how stuff like that starts...

1) one person goes rdm/drk for stun
2) another person does a /sea all 75 rdm and see that guy with /drk and figures it must be for souleater
3) he probably goes on forums and says "There are tons of 75 rdm/drks on my server, so souleater must be good."
4) rdm/drks everywhere

RDM/DRK meleed Cerberus today ;o

I goto City raids as Rdm/nin and melee just to pass the time...

In Errant gear?

[JoOeetheplatypuS]

[quote=Rocl]

Another topic Croco forgot to put in the op, WHATZ WRONG WITH RDM/DRK MELEEEEE IN XP....
Got to be a million of those posts in the rdm forums on alla. And yet ppl still try to argue the case.

Summary: It's ok if you don't refresh or haste anyone as long as you can souleater/vorpalblade for 500 dmg.

I just gave up trying to teach anyone anything in the RDM forums, even the people that are in HNMLS tell me how awesome RDM/DRK is for merit parties. They then proceed to tell everyone how much their vorpal blades do on the alastors in bibiki bay (i wish i was making that up)

Wow.. pretty sure I could take 3 people, chain all of bibiki bay and go make a sandwich waiting on repops.

Thats pretty much exactly how stuff like that starts...

1) one person goes rdm/drk for stun
2) another person does a /sea all 75 rdm and see that guy with /drk and figures it must be for souleater
3) he probably goes on forums and says "There are tons of 75 rdm/drks on my server, so souleater must be good."
4) rdm/drks everywhere

RDM/DRK meleed Cerberus today ;o

I goto City raids as Rdm/nin and melee just to pass the time...

In Errant gear?[/quote:1e9d1]

WISE GEAR FTW

[Excalin Garisk]

[quote=Rocl]

Another topic Croco forgot to put in the op, WHATZ WRONG WITH RDM/DRK MELEEEEE IN XP....
Got to be a million of those posts in the rdm forums on alla. And yet ppl still try to argue the case.

Summary: It's ok if you don't refresh or haste anyone as long as you can souleater/vorpalblade for 500 dmg.

I just gave up trying to teach anyone anything in the RDM forums, even the people that are in HNMLS tell me how awesome RDM/DRK is for merit parties. They then proceed to tell everyone how much their vorpal blades do on the alastors in bibiki bay (i wish i was making that up)

Wow.. pretty sure I could take 3 people, chain all of bibiki bay and go make a sandwich waiting on repops.

Thats pretty much exactly how stuff like that starts...

1) one person goes rdm/drk for stun
2) another person does a /sea all 75 rdm and see that guy with /drk and figures it must be for souleater
3) he probably goes on forums and says "There are tons of 75 rdm/drks on my server, so souleater must be good."
4) rdm/drks everywhere

RDM/DRK meleed Cerberus today ;o

I goto City raids as Rdm/nin and melee just to pass the time...

In Errant gear?[/quote:f84ac]

Enhancing Sword
Joyeuse
Tipha Sting
Warlock's Chapeau +1
Grand Temple Knights Collar
Supp Earring
Loq Earring
Assult Jerkin/Dalmy
Ogre Gloves +1
Sniper's Ring
Tamas Ring
Amemt +1
Life Belt
Wise Pants +1
Ogre Ledsen +1

and I pop a bison's steak usually...cheap food for cheap thrills

When I do KS30 I just leave the Dalmy on

[BRP]

Bumping this because it took me 1 hour to find and I'm getting pressured to find that post that my quote comes from.