Croco's Guide to getting Guru Status on Allakhazam

[Bwelch]

http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?f ... m=9;page=1

It sure would be unfortunate if the thousands that post here took affront at that and decided to return the favor to their forum. Real unfortunate...

Open season.

Edit: Admin nuked an admin and screwed up his format. lawl

[Russta]

Wow, that guy has 13,821 posts, I know I'm scared.

[Tilo]

You used to be able to rate admins down. The funniest shit in the world would be to take a bunch of dummy accounts with scholar status (which is hilariously easy to get) and rate everyone in a particular thread down to awful and then watch them cry. It got old fast though.

[Epidemic]

We're losing men fast...

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c9...labannedme.gif

[YetNever]

Everyone build up their posts so they have a super large e-peen http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/db/bestiary.html?fmob=3920
!!!then we can have a rate up orgy and be 1337


edit:thanks for the rate ups =P
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/3...lcoptermk7.png

[Sendra]

I got ban from alla for quoting a page in the utsusemi topic ^_____^ (keke)

PS: I'm past rainbow D:

[BRP]

http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?f ... 9130553702

[JoOeetheplatypuS]

BRP you got my rediculous claim wrong. I tied a BB MNK as a DRK with a scythe. GAWD.

[Raineer]

SAKLAG GNAB I

[Sendra]

So anyway, things were getting too crazy for me, so I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare. But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later. Looked at my kingdom I was finally there... To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

omfg I got owned right there, I couldn't stop laughing

[Lordwafik]

http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?f ... 9130553702

gold

[Epidemic]

Access Denied.

Permission Denied.

/sigh

[BRP]

hehehahahaha-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Byxfluzba

First of all, don't drag drgs into your quicksand of drk despair. I get invites plenty fine, And since I issued my challenge to valefor, no one has outdamaged me.

EDIT: not enough lol.

[Priran]

hehehahahaha-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Byxfluzba

First of all, don't drag drgs into your quicksand of drk despair. I get invites plenty fine, And since I issued my challenge to valefor, no one has outdamaged me.

EDIT: not enough lol.

As a resident of Valefor I feel obligated to tell you that he's never "issued a challenge".

[BRP]

In case that thread gets deleted, I'm going to post the OP, because it was a bitch to write.

GreatAvatarYojikokodo (GAY)

I'm a long time reader, first time poster. Sorry if this is too complainy, but I have to get it off my chest. I'm a Galka DRK73.

/rant

This game has so many melee burns going on, it's getting tough for DRK, DRG, PLD, and THF to level. In my opinion it is unfair. With all the RMTing oging on and elitismn this game has lost its purpose. The story and the friends. No HNM LS will accept me because I'm not level 75, even the ones that wipe to Genbu. I may not have two snipers or a haub+1(the AF looks cooler anyway, so whatever), but I deal damage very good. On the Limit breaker quest 2(the one in the xacradard) I did 1200 damage with 300 TP on the NMs, my record. I don't want to have to buy gil to be good, Ridil cost so much on my server, and it doesn't even get listed on the AH because its so rare. Right now I'm working on my Relic Scythe 10/400 on the level 1 upgrade, I wish it would go faster, but I have no Dynamis LS, so I ask friends for currency. My one friend ( a BLM named berticus) gave me these 10 currency when he quit (he plays Diablo 2 now, we keep in touche), so that is a good start.

Anyway, today I was seeking in Whitegaye as my level 73 DRK. I lost a ton of experience poitns from wiping to a Chain of Promithra mission the yesterday(grrr. Promy Mea!!) My friend(Priran) was telling me on how to make money, he said I should level a craft, I asked which, he said any are good money, I say Clothcraft? and he say silk price is going crazy because of the chinese gil sellers. Anyway, I get tired of waitting ofr an invite so I try to make a party. I'm not good at making parties, but I know I should get a refresher first. So I asked all the BRD 70-75, but they are all japanese because they don't answer me(well one guy did but he said he was seeking because of an LS event in Ronfarue). I ask a couple RDM, but they don't seem interested. One of them says "Okay", but when I'm about to invite him, he says "Crap, sorry, I got an invite to another party, maybe next time". I ask "ask if there is a spot for me". And he says "no, sorry". So I give up making a party and go back to seeking. The RDM name is a Judah(or something). Anyway, at first I think he is a nice guy, just wants some exp, so it is okay, but a few 2 hours later he /tells me.

"Yo?" and I'm thinking maybe he can get me a party slot

"What?"

"Nothing, just hoe checking"

And I'm really mad, because he was making fun of me obvisouly. Anyway, I call him a faggot and blist him. And I'm so mad about the hacks and rmt, just after that happens, I see someone named Sirlancealot speed by, I check him, and he is not /thief. I ask him "Are you hacking?" He say "No, Crimson Cuisse(what is that?) + Mazuka makes you run really, really fast". I think he was lying, but before I can say anything he logs out(I bet a GM jailed him LOL! . So, I'm upset and all that and I do something really stupid. I shout "Why is this game being so unfair?!", I know its stupid to complain in /shout, but I was really mad. I see Bloodredpoet: LOLDRK and Ffxiflux: Well this game @#%^ing blows, get used to it, I swear to god it sucks, and Lordwafik: Flux, no wants to hear about your leaking vagina. I'm like wow! I started an internet war in /shout, but someone nice answers me and says "DRK is tough, but its also the best job in the game, don't listen to these guys, they are wrong and DRK is right. I out damage Warriors with Ridils with my scythe". I think his name was Maxxthepenguin.

Anyway, so I'm happy, because someone out there understands me. I keep on seeking and I get an invite! It from a RDM named Septimus or something. Anyway, he says "go to Kokba Hostel". I'm like uh "why?", he is "just do it". Anyway, I really want to exp, so I go to the place.

It takes me a bit because I get lost like twice LOL , crazy whitegate. I ask what is the password, he says "saklag gnab I", I'm like wow that makes no sense, but I type it in anyway. So I enter there is four Galka NPC who enter you lol, so weird. Anyway, I run in the room, and I see 17 people, but they are all Galka! but one, who is a Hume with RDM armor. Also, there is an invisible SMN named Nirokun in the corner, I don't know why I he kept himself invisible.

Anyway, Septimus says "Okay, we are all here. In my bazaar you will find Subligars, they are 1 gil each, please buy them". I say what kind of experience points is this LOL? he /tells me "Look, you want experience points right? That's what DRKs want right? Well I want something, just put on the god damned subligar" and now I'm afraid. So I put on the subgliar and now all the Galka are wearing subligars. And I feel violated. He says "Okay... okay... now listen to me careuflly" and he gives on directions on where to stand and tells us to do poses. I think he is using third-party programs to take pictures of the game! So anyway, things were getting too crazy for me, so I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare. But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later. Looked at my kingdom I was finally there... To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

Sig:

DRK73 THF36 PLD20 WHM13 PUP 3 Midgardsormr
I like Dark Knight! And Digimon! Japanese people! Please invite me to your party!

[tea]

epic win

funniest thing i've ever seen on BG, r8^






lol3posts

[Rocl]

http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?f ... 9130553702

gold

YOU GOT BANNED FROM ALLAH OH NO

(BRP, not wafik im too lazy to fix my quote)

[BRP]

I spelled Priran's name so poorly in the first copy lol and it won't let me fix it.

[Asy]

I spammed literally 100+ loldrg on Fenrir yesterday, and told people to google Mung, along with the thread on the main page. And I didn't get banned.

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/8498/lolallabq7.jpg

My karma dropped .31 though lol

[Epidemic]

I posted "lolpup" one time and got banned lol