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  1. #1
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    Parike-Poranka - Server wide "Help him out" call

    Food effect remover at Lower Jeuno

    Before we all quit because of the "Magic" nerf.
    Can we finally clear up , if Porike-Poranke gives those 2 titles:

    Brown Mage Guinea Pig
    Brown Magic By-Product

    There are no records of players reaching a 2000 or higher count. A server-wide effort could bring the total above 10000 if players were to try this regularly or in groups

    Parike-Poranke
    From FFXIclopedia

    Type: Adverturer's Assistant NPC
    Location: Lower Jeuno ( H-8 )


    A Tarutaru mage in Lower Jueno who is working on a report for the Orastery in Windurst. Parike-Poranke claims to be able to use "Brown magic" in order to cure indigestion.

    He will remove any food effect from your character after trading one Gysahl Green. He keeps track of a "success" and "failure" amount for the entire server based on how many times Gysahl Greens were traded, though the total number may be reset after a certain time.

    To increase the "success" rate, you must have one food effect active. Trade one Gysahl Green.

    To increase the "failure" rate, you must trade on Gysahl Green but have no food effect active.

    If the success count reaches a multiple of 1000, a message will indicate that "Parike-Poranke's digestive magic skill rises 0.1 points." This message has no known effect on the game.

    Notes

    * The type and quality of food does not seem to matter, as long as it gives a food effect.
    * Food items such as drinks, milk and colored drops give a status effect and do not count as food.
    * No other NPCs mention Parike-Poranke, and he is not part of any known quest.
    * Set up a macro (/targetnpc /item "Gysahl Greens" <t>) and use the cheapest foods available- either 99 stack cookies (Ginger Cookies from Dream Hat +1, for example), or multiple stacks of Rarab Tails, which are plentiful in the Windurst AH for around 200 per stack.
    * There are no records of players reaching a 2000 or higher count. A server-wide effort could bring the total above 10000 if players were to try this regularly or in groups.

  2. #2

    <Koyangi> ibtl

    Seriously though, couldnt you have just posted this in your other topic?
    http://www.theorderls.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=11049

    I don't really think this needs its very own topic...in fact you probably just screwed yourself by doing so.

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    Hi, I'm a colibri, and will remove your food effects for free.

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    No, because its just a another thing ( same reason for me) but i dont think that many chars read my help me out with title thread. And most readers even dont know that all those titles, which i have written , are in the dat.files. Otherwise there wernt post like "do u mean goliath killer ?" etc, but i dont complain, evry help is welcome.

    But this is something, what evrybody can do, just a fun task to do; instead of waiting in lower jeuno for hours and hoping for party invite.

    So do it , lets break the score of 10000, maybe the reward is a Goblin drink, what ? ^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Golandra
    So do it , lets break the score of 10000, maybe the reward is a Goblin drink, what ? ^^
    run.

  6. #6

    Quote Originally Posted by Lordwafik
    http://www.radio.usp.br/imagens/bdb_colibri.jpg

    Hi, I'm a colibri, and will remove your food effects for free.
    ROFL

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    Quote Originally Posted by othellojr
    Quote Originally Posted by Lordwafik
    http://www.radio.usp.br/imagens/bdb_colibri.jpg

    Hi, I'm a colibri, and will remove your food effects for free.
    ROFL
    LOL WIN XD. On a side note, i doubt gobling drink is a reward, and if it did, go post on Parade gorget thread.

  8. #8

    Quote Originally Posted by Lockecole
    <Koyangi> ibtl

    Seriously though, couldnt you have just posted this in your other topic?
    http://www.theorderls.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=11049

    I don't really think this needs its very own topic...in fact you probably just screwed yourself by doing so.
    On a side note, what the fuck does ibtl stand for?

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    In Before The Lock

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lordwafik
    http://www.radio.usp.br/imagens/bdb_colibri.jpg

    Hi, I'm a colibri, and will remove your food effects for free.
    lol

  11. #11

    I have to admit, I'm a little intrigued by this as well. For one person to do this, let's say you use a food which is 3k / stack of 99. So each food you use is 30 gil. Plus 68 for a Gysahl Green. So 98 gil / food. So 980k to take this to 10,000. It's mostly just the time involved that sucks, I tried it once on my server and his count is 479 currently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lordwafik
    http://www.radio.usp.br/imagens/bdb_colibri.jpg

    Hi, I'm a colibri, and will remove your food effects for free.
    I LOL'd.

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    cookies, 11g each

    i used the taru -once- and i saw him skillup lol

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    Before anyone means double post, i will post this at parade gorget: reviseted too.

    (dat mining the brown mage Lower Jeuno) and both title are available at title changer Jeuno)

    Because of the bold text:

    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2210</field>
    <field name="text">All these people running back and forth... There have to be a few that have munched down more mithkabobs than they can manage. (And if I don't hand in this report to the Orastery soon... Ulp!)≺Marker: 7F3100≻</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2211</field>
    <field name="text">Hey you! Belly bursting? Intestines inflating? Bladder bulging? I can tell by the notch on your belt that you've been overindulging yourself in culinary delights.≺Marker: 7F3100≻</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2212</field>
    <field name="text">Well, you're in luck! I happen to be an expert magician versed well in the digestive arts. It's kind of in-between white and black magic...brown magic, you could call it. Anyway, you bring me ≺Marker: 7F8201≻≺Marker: 7F8103≻≺Item Parameter 0≻, and I'll fix your indigestion on the spot!≺Marker: 7F3100≻</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2213</field>
    <field name="text">Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I can't force you into doing anything you don't want to...≺Marker: 7F3100≻</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2214</field>
    <field name="text">I mean, this is a new era. If somebody wants to go around with their flabby-flubber hanging out of their cloaks, they should have every right to do so. If someone wants to walk around town with breath reeking of Kazham pines and roasted sleepshrooms, who am I to stop them?≺Marker: 7F3100≻</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2215</field>
    <field name="text">What? You want me to tend to your tummy trouble? No problem! And don't worry, this won't hurt at all! I'm only going to be flushing your bowels with thousands of tiny lightning bolts. It's all perfectly safe!≺Marker: 7F3100≻</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2216</field>
    <field name="text">Now stand still! You wouldn't want your pelvis to implode, would you? (Let's see... What were those magic words again...?)≺Marker: 7F3100≻</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2217</field>
    <field name="text">Ready? No? Well, too bad!≺Marker: 7F3100≻</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2218</field>
    <field name="text">Fatty...</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2219</field>
    <field name="text">Fanny...</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2220</field>
    <field name="text">FLUSH!</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2221</field>
    <field name="text">≺Player Name≻'s stomach growls.</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2222</field>
    <field name="text">I did it! I did it! Ahem! I mean... Of course I did it.≺Marker: 7F3100≻</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2223</field>
    <field name="text">Another case of cantankerous constipation cured! You're free to fill your face once again! But remember, if you ever binge a bit beyond your belly's boundaries, you know who to call!≺Marker: 7F3100≻</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2224</field>
    <field name="text">(Heh heh heh. Success number ≺Numeric Parameter 1≻! With this kind of data, I'm sure to win the Orastery's Scientist of the Year award!)≺Marker: 7F3100≻</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2225</field>
    <field name="text">≺BAD CHAR: 81≻≺Speaker Name≻'s digestive magic skill rises 0.1 points.</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2226</field>
    <field name="text">≺BAD CHAR: 81≻≺Speaker Name≻'s digestive magic skill rises one level.</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2227</field>
    <field name="text">Heh heh! I think I'm starting to get the hang of this spellcasting.≺Marker: 7F3100≻</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2228</field>
    <field name="text">Consider this a petite present from your pal Parike-Poranke!≺Marker: 7F3100≻</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2229</field>
    <field name="text">See you around, pudgy-pants!≺Marker: 7F3100≻</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2230</field>
    <field name="text">≺Player Name≻'s face goes pale...</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2231</field>
    <field name="text">Uh-oh... I didn't do it! I didn't do it!≺Marker: 7F3100≻</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2232</field>
    <field name="text">Wait a minute... Don't tell me you came to Parike-Poranke on an empty stomach! This is terrible! The minister will have my head!≺Marker: 7F3100≻</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2233</field>
    <field name="text">≺Speaker Name≻ quickly begins casting another spell!</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2234</field>
    <field name="text">Phew! That was close... What were you thinking, crazy adventurer!?≺Marker: 7F3100≻</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2235</field>
    <field name="text">What would people say if you were to kick the bucket? They'd be pointing fingers, and those fingers would be pointing at me! Why should I be incongruously incarcerated for such an insane incident!?≺Marker: 7F3100≻</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2236</field>
    <field name="text">(That makes ≺Numeric Parameter 1≻ ≺Marker: 7F9201≻[failure/failures] to date. Oh well... All in the name of science, I guess.)≺Marker: 7F3100≻</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2237</field>
    <field name="text">≺BAD CHAR: 81≻≺Speaker Name≻'s “all in the name of science” skill rises 0.1 points.</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2238</field>
    <field name="text">≺BAD CHAR: 81≻≺Speaker Name≻'s “all in the name of science” skill rises one level.</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2239</field>
    <field name="text">You know, I've learned a lot from my mist--er, I mean, less-than-successful attempts at weight-loss consulting.≺Marker: 7F3100≻</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2240</field>
    <field name="text">To show you my gratitude, let me try out this new spell I thought up yesterday while I was taking a nap!</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2241</field>
    <field name="text">Ta-da... Whoa! I've done it! I've finally invented a magic spell that has the same effect as Flee! Now I'm guaranteed to receive Scientist of the Year honors!≺Marker: 7F3100≻</field>

    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2242</field>
    <field name="text">I have to write this down! Hm...? Wait a minute... Where's my quill? I know I have it on me here somewhere... Hey, you wouldn't happen to have a spare quill on you, would you?≺Marker: 7F3100≻</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2243</field>
    <field name="text">Here it is! Now what was that first incantation...? Aaahhh... I can't remember!!!≺Marker: 7F3100≻</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2244</field>
    <field name="text">Oh well, I'm sure if I fail a few more spells I'll remember.≺Marker: 7F3100≻</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2245</field>
    <field name="text">Wait a minute... My linkshell's ringing. Let me get back to you after I take this call.≺Marker: 7F3100≻</field>
    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2246</field>
    <field name="text">えらぶのにゃ。 ≺Selection Dialog≻成功999回成功9999回失敗999回失敗9999回≺Marker: 7F3100≻</field>

    </thing>
    - <thing type="DialogTableEntry">
    <field name="index">2247</field>
    <field name="text">セットしたにゃ。≺Marker: 7F3100≻</field>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nirokun!
    cookies, 11g each

    i used the taru -once- and i saw him skillup lol
    What did u get ( title and what item) scientist or densetist skillup.
    or was it a bad joke??

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    if i got a title or an item, i dont remember, but i definately saw him skillup

    it was a long long time ago, but i know the antacid and the taru both existed when i wanted to remove my food, i just remember not wanting to pay for the antacid

    i dont remember what food i wanted to remove

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    Nice, I should try to use it more and see if i can get the title.
    If you got a title once you should be able to see it in one of the bards, I am guessing it's probably in the lower jeuno bard.

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    WASTE OF CURRENCY
    I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lordwafik
    http://www.radio.usp.br/imagens/bdb_colibri.jpg

    Hi, I'm a colibri, and will remove your food effects for free.
    l. o. fucking l.

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