Clerks 2! Spoilers ITT after the first few posts

[JoOeetheplatypuS]

My grandma always told me to be nice to the jewish kids or they'd put the sheenie curse on me. It was cute.

This part made me laugh really hard too. God I wanna see it again now!!!

Me too... cant wait to dl this lol

btw some kid once thought i would curse him cause i was jewish... seriously. I laughed so. Fucking. Hard.

[Warudo Ecksu]

My friends and I had a few drinks after the movie, and lucky me, I had some chapstick in my bag, so I kept doin the Jay dance thing lol. My best friend and I kept trying to come up with names for our pants trolls while we were in the waffle hizzie.

lol @ "we like to call it inter-species erotica." I loved this movie. Jay doing the.. tulip thing... yeah you know what I'm talking about.. that caught me off guard.

[Lbelle]

My friends and I had a few drinks after the movie, and lucky me, I had some chapstick in my bag, so I kept doin the Jay dance thing lol. My best friend and I kept trying to come up with names for our pants trolls while we were in the waffle hizzie.

lol @ "we like to call it inter-species erotica." I loved this movie. Jay doing the.. tulip thing... yeah you know what I'm talking about.. that caught me off guard.

I think that caught everyone off guard,holy shit HAHAHAHAHAH

[JoOeetheplatypuS]

Goddamnit, I need this to be on a torrent already;; I need to see it again.

[Axil]

Sets, its called a fruit bowl.

[SephYuyX]

Ive never even heard of porch monkey before >.>

Was good movie however, too short though.

[Lbelle]

I think it was just fine in length. At that point it was starting to get more sappy/storyline-y and less LOLs every 2 minutes.

[Krandor]

I had actually never heard the term either, nor had any of my coworkers when I talked about it this morning, guess it must be a New Jersey thing.

[Warudo Ecksu]

Sets, its called a fruit bowl.

not if he had turned around. it looks like a tulip in the back.

[Talus]

What Jay did is a mangina, considering it was viewed from the front. The "fruit bowl" or "tulip" is the same thing but viewed from the back, just to clarify.

[Kytele]

I'm watching it again tomorrow.

Loved it loved it. I had to watch it, I was going to the Kevin Smith panel at Comic Con the next day (which he himself ended up missing). During the panel though Rosario Dawson was a sweetheart, answering questions about Clerks II. Then she sang a song yay.

By far, the best scenes are the "Porchmonkeys 4 life" and Pillowpants. The look on Randal's face is comedic gold.

[Lbelle]

http://www.datazap.net/sites/Lbelle/pillowpants!.jpg

[Ksandra]

necro bump

Just saw the movie last sunday (loved it soooo much btw). Was poking around the viewaskew website and though some BG peeps might get a kick out of this.

Joe Seigel I guess walked out of the movie 40 minutes in around the part where Randal hires Kinky Kelly for Dante. He, I guess, shouted loudly in the theatre or whatnot. Anyways First link here if you scoll down you can see Kevin Smith's reaction to the situation. The second link is really hysterical. It's a wav of when Joe and Smith talk about it on a radio show, funny thing is Seigel doesn't seem to grasp the concept he's actually talking to Kevin Smith not a DJ. enjoy

http://www.viewaskew.com/news/jul06/1.html

http://www.viewaskew.com/news/jul06/joel.mp3

[Lbelle]

I agree with Kevin Smith. Shut the fuck up while you're in a movie, no matter who you are. No need to draw attention to yourself.

And to the

(”‘Clerks II?’ More like ‘Jerks, Too’!”),

...seems like something straight out of guild BG chat hhahaha.

[SephYuyX]

lol, just listened to that convo; the reviewer has the same attitude as genome.

[Po]

I definitely agree this was one of Kevin Smith's funniest movies. Just pure fucking genious the whole way through.
By the way to all of you calling it "Jay's Dance" that dance is directly from Silence of the Lambs when Buffalo Bill is doing the dance while wearing all of the women's skin at the end of the movie (sorry if spoilers if you haven't seen it). It's the same from the very beginning when he says "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me", to the nipple rubbing to the vagina thing (lmao). If you have seen Silence of the Lambs it makes that scene all the more funnier x 10.

[Naerie]

Goddamnit, I need this to be on a torrent already;; I need to see it again.

I downloaded a torrent of it the other day, the quality and audio was pretty good. Search for it on torrentspy.


Oh and those who haven't heard the term "porchmonkey", I don't think it has so much to do with your location. I mean it's not just a NJ thing, it's just so incredibly racist and offensive you may not have heard it much or at all. (Best scene EVAR.)

[Elemmire]

Clerks 2 was funny, hehe.. Jay and Silent Bob was funny (I thought) but my best friend says it's funnier stoned XD Dogma wasn't really funny but not bad as a movie.

[Demetrick]

I definitely agree this was one of Kevin Smith's funniest movies. Just pure fucking genious the whole way through.
By the way to all of you calling it "Jay's Dance" that dance is directly from Silence of the Lambs when Buffalo Bill is doing the dance while wearing all of the women's skin at the end of the movie (sorry if spoilers if you haven't seen it). It's the same from the very beginning when he says "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me", to the nipple rubbing to the vagina thing (lmao). If you have seen Silence of the Lambs it makes that scene all the more funnier x 10.

oh man! I thought it looked familiar. Regarless it was hilarious. The mangina was pure gold too. such a good movie.