Defending Ring (lolsash)

[Kaylia]

Meat vs. Sushi / War vs. Mnk vs. Nin / CoP vs ToAU / DRK / Ninurta' Sash



Please

Didn't he say they reached the max thread name length or something?

It's possible. >_> We can remove war vs mnk since obviously, war win! (it's the same thing really, just situational)

How did she know, you ask? He used her credit card to pay for it.

Are you a genius or you stole this somewhere? In any case, I laughed.

[Beowulf]

http://www.livejournal.com

[Awoir]

http://www.livejournal.com

http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/

[SephYuyX]

Map's stupidity reminds me of an older brother of mine.

My older brother is like 30, and a video-game hermit. Moreso than myself, he doesn't even go outside and interact with people outside of his job as a bus-boy. Amazingly, he somehow got a wife and four kids(however, two of them aren't his and he hates her for this), I think they met online, lol. After some time, he grew tired of his marriage and decided to subscribe to an 'adult friend-finder' on the internet. This required money, which he didn't have. This was short-lived, however, his wife found out within a month of him signing up.

How did she know, you ask? He used her credit card to pay for it.

Rocl.. lol, im trying to figure out if this is worse than your sister feeding you maggots.

[Beowulf]

http://www.livejournal.com

http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/

http://www.meatspin.com

[Rocl]

These are all real life experiences, lol

[Beowulf]

I believe the one about your brother but I refuse to believe you guys were eating maggots and didn't realize it wasn't rice; they look nothing like rice.

http://www.ent.iastate.edu/images/di...eedcornmag.jpg

[Rocl]

Obviously you've never seen boiled maggots born from housefly eggs D:

[Xavier]

Meat vs. Sushi / War vs. Mnk vs. Nin / CoP vs ToAU / DRK / Ninurta' Sash



Please

Didn't he say they reached the max thread name length or something?

I'd have to remove something to add more to the thread name. Maybe DRK since Absorb-TP made them less emo.

[Anyway]

Maggots don't look like that usually. Most maggots I see are small and white. They actually look like rice moving around.

[solsovly]

Map's stupidity reminds me of an older brother of mine.

My older brother is like 30, and a video-game hermit. Moreso than myself, he doesn't even go outside and interact with people outside of his job as a bus-boy. Amazingly, he somehow got a wife and four kids(however, two of them aren't his and he hates her for this), I think they met online, lol. After some time, he grew tired of his marriage and decided to subscribe to an 'adult friend-finder' on the internet. This required money, which he didn't have. This was short-lived, however, his wife found out within a month of him signing up.

How did she know, you ask? He used her credit card to pay for it.

Your family... is amazing. More derailing stories please.

[othellojr]

Map's stupidity reminds me of an older brother of mine.

My older brother is like 30, and a video-game hermit. Moreso than myself, he doesn't even go outside and interact with people outside of his job as a bus-boy. Amazingly, he somehow got a wife and four kids(however, two of them aren't his and he hates her for this), I think they met online, lol. After some time, he grew tired of his marriage and decided to subscribe to an 'adult friend-finder' on the internet. This required money, which he didn't have. This was short-lived, however, his wife found out within a month of him signing up.

How did she know, you ask? He used her credit card to pay for it.

Your family... is amazing. More derailing stories please.

Damn beaten to it, I concur..I mean just wow at your family, more stories or more hoff please.

[Gatsby]

Can we just get a rocl thread? I don't want to dig through 41 pages of map to read the real gems

[Map]

Been a while since I've responded to anything, so I'll give you guys a little something to put in your pipe and smoke on.

I pioneered my shell into uncharted waters, lead it for up to 10 months now, and stuck with it for over 80 consecutive runs. For more than half a year we drudged through unrewarding obscurity, continuing on with nothing more than good morale and hopes that one day our effort would be repayed. It was repayed with interest. We we're amongst the first (and last) to have killed what was proclaimed 'unkillable,' and through that was aquired not only my coveted sash amongst other items, but interserver stardom. Coupled with my success deep into the Ballista Royale Tournament, nearly completed relic, and the myriad of other achievents and items throughout my career, I have become no less than the most reknowned person to play this game.

With any celebrity status, comes press, both good and bad, and BG has become nothing but tabloid to my success. As the National Enquirer would do, you guys focus on my every action and word, spinning what I say, or just flat out creating stuff that I never actually said, often just to get a rise out of me. "Map deserves it because everywhere he posts he brags about his sash," is a good example of your fictionalized banter. Truth be told, I've only responded rarely directly addressing the sash, because I was so tired of watching everyone lambaste it. I can't even post a humourous screen shot of me flailing something, without getting critiqued for my damage, and how the sash isn't helping me.

What you guys really don't realize, is how much you're padding my already excessive ego. Here you are, 10 to 15 pages after my last post, still talking about me. An entire other thread was created soley in my name, and others have since derailed to it as well, not to mention the countless before it. Fact remains, for good or for bad, people I don't even know are taking time out of their day to think about me, and talk about me, and it's enough to almost make me blush. It doesn't matter to me what you're saying, I don't read the tabloids anyways, but that I am so integral to everyone's game experience flatters me to no end.

So, credentials set aside about how acheived my career in ff is, how intellegent I am for getting as far as I have, and how talented I am at the game, I end with this last bit of fact for you, something to keep this thread going for another 10-15 pages without me commenting on it.

There remains one indesputable fact about me, that no one can contest or argue.

I have the only ninurta's sash, and you never will.

[Suiram]

I take back the nice things I've said previously in your defense.

[MisterBob]

sash

[Jeryhn]

Narcissism needs to be renamed to Mapism.

Seriously.

[Machazareel]

I take back the nice things I've said previously in your defense.

[Raineer]

Been a while since I've responded to anything, so I'll give you guys a little something to put in your pipe and smoke on.

I pioneered my shell into uncharted waters, lead it for up to 10 months now, and stuck with it for over 80 consecutive runs. For more than half a year we drudged through unrewarding obscurity, continuing on with nothing more than good morale and hopes that one day our effort would be repayed. It was repayed with interest. We we're amongst the first (and last) to have killed what was proclaimed 'unkillable,' and through that was aquired not only my coveted sash amongst other items, but interserver stardom. Coupled with my success deep into the Ballista Royale Tournament, nearly completed relic, and the myriad of other achievents and items throughout my career, I have become no less than the most reknowned person to play this game.

With any celebrity status, comes press, both good and bad, and BG has become nothing but tabloid to my success. As the National Enquirer would do, you guys focus on my every action and word, spinning what I say, or just flat out creating stuff that I never actually said, often just to get a rise out of me. "Map deserves it because everywhere he posts he brags about his sash," is a good example of your fictionalized banter. Truth be told, I've only responded rarely directly addressing the sash, because I was so tired of watching everyone lambaste it. I can't even post a humourous screen shot of me flailing something, without getting critiqued for my damage, and how the sash isn't helping me.

What you guys really don't realize, is how much you're padding my already excessive ego. Here you are, 10 to 15 pages after my last post, still talking about me. An entire other thread was created soley in my name, and others have since derailed to it as well, not to mention the countless before it. Fact remains, for good or for bad, people I don't even know are taking time out of their day to think about me, and talk about me, and it's enough to almost make me blush. It doesn't matter to me what you're saying, I don't read the tabloids anyways, but that I am so integral to everyone's game experience flatters me to no end.

So, credentials set aside about how acheived my career in ff is, how intellegent I am for getting as far as I have, and how talented I am at the game, I end with this last bit of fact for you, something to keep this thread going for another 10-15 pages without me commenting on it.

There remains one indesputable fact about me, that no one can contest or argue.

I have the only ninurta's sash, and you never will.

lol ok whatever adolf

[Rocl]

Ban Map and all his fucktard cronies from SeaShell I'm tired of seeing them support such a narcissitc tard on these forums (*'-')b