+ Reply to Thread
Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 44
  1. #1
    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Posts
    20,365
    BG Level
    10
    FFXIV Character
    Allyra Arianos
    FFXIV Server
    Sargatanas
    WoW Realm
    Windrunner

    Question for the guys (probably nsfw)

    So I was all nice and ready to go have sweet dreams tonight when my bf and I got into an interesting conversationg (don't ask), which involved blowing up condoms. Now he insists that there must be comdoms out there that if blown up they'd be long enough to make a poodle (like clown balloon style). I (who used to be a clown and went to parties and all that jazz), can't imagine why any condoms would be built that long (no way would a guy's peen be that big) that you could possibly make a poodle out of it he says there are so many strange types of condoms out there that he's sure somewhere someone decided to make an insanely long condom. Of course there was a lot of laughter and giggles but still he insists he's right and I insist I'm right. He jokingly said "I bet you one of the guys on bg could find it" and that's what brings me, the pain in the butt gf, here at 12:30 posting.

    So any guys know of an isanely long condom that could probably be turned into a balloon animal? any proof would be nice. Since you probably don't know a clown balloon animal would be as long as your leg from foot to waist. Any posts would be appreciated. Solve this mystery for us! (btw he says I'm being silly )

    [edit] btw off to bed I'll respond in the morning XD

  2. #2
    Old Merits
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Posts
    1,116
    BG Level
    6

    Ask your local black man.

  3. #3
    New Spam Forum
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    199
    BG Level
    3

    Magnum XL

  4. #4

    Most condoms stretch outwards as much as they strecth length wise. Even if you found the XXXXL super long condoms, they would still blow up horizontally too much. Thus condoms should not much use for baloon animals and should be used in more proper ways such as condom water baloons and nastifications.

    This bit of condom knowledge brought to you by the church of latter day saints (spelling), remember, for every condom you rip, jesus crys.

  5. #5
    Smells like Onions
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Posts
    9
    BG Level
    0

    Quote Originally Posted by Slapper
    Ask your local black man.
    So does a balloon fit Slapper?

  6. #6
    BG Content
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    35,830
    BG Level
    10
    FFXIV Character
    Six Souls
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh
    FFXI Server
    Quetzalcoatl
    WoW Realm
    Malorne
    Blog Entries
    9

    Magnums. I usally make piss bomb water balloons using magnums. Fun ass shit.

  7. #7
    Old Merits
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Posts
    1,116
    BG Level
    6

    Quote Originally Posted by Leetsyrup!
    Quote Originally Posted by Slapper
    Ask your local black man.
    So does a balloon fit Slapper?

    ballons are too small OOSNAP

  8. #8
    E. Body
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    2,161
    BG Level
    7
    FFXIV Character
    Deejay Zombie
    FFXIV Server
    Excalibur

    Pretty much any condom will stretch around your hand and down the length of your arm without breaking. There are obvious limits, but they're made to be tough.

  9. #9
    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Posts
    20,365
    BG Level
    10
    FFXIV Character
    Allyra Arianos
    FFXIV Server
    Sargatanas
    WoW Realm
    Windrunner

    ty guys XD

  10. #10

    A while back there was a celebration somewhere with a bunch of people having fun inside in a huge condom. That's the biggest one I can think of. It was probably about 8 feet tall and who knows how long. =P

  11. #11

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Posts
    5,692
    BG Level
    8
    FFXI Server
    Ragnarok

    I looked far too deeply into this.

    Largest condom ever, period.
    Novelty condom
    Largest functional/real condom

    You could make a poodle out of any one of those, id bet. As for wondering what guys would use such a thing.. try watching some porn.

  12. #12
    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Posts
    20,365
    BG Level
    10
    FFXIV Character
    Allyra Arianos
    FFXIV Server
    Sargatanas
    WoW Realm
    Windrunner

    Quote Originally Posted by Celeras
    I looked far too deeply into this.

    Largest condom ever, period.
    Novelty condom
    Largest functional/real condom

    You could make a poodle out of any one of those, id bet. As for wondering what guys would use such a thing.. try watching some porn.
    bah ty you proved me wrong XD guess I'll buy him a cookie or something XD

  13. #13
    The Optimistic Asshole
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Posts
    22,929
    BG Level
    10
    FFXIV Character
    Tyche Six
    FFXIV Server
    Tonberry

    Oh, the lolirony of China erecting the world's largest condom.

  14. #14
    Renegade Philosopher
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Posts
    4,496
    BG Level
    7

    I (who used to be a clown and went to parties and all that jazz)
    This made me lol for some reason. Did you wear one of those clown afros?

  15. #15
    Sea Torques
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    732
    BG Level
    5

    Quote Originally Posted by Quicklet
    I (who used to be a clown and went to parties and all that jazz)
    This made me lol for some reason. Did you wear one of those clown afros?
    More curious as to the why of you being a clown than the how of you being a clown actually.

  16. #16
    Salvage Bans
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Posts
    976
    BG Level
    5

    wtf quicklet is alive

    dont diss clowns ok

  17. #17
    Puppetmaster
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    53
    BG Level
    2

    Balloon animals made out of condoms.....unlikely->

    http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/431 ... ondom.html

  18. #18
    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Posts
    20,365
    BG Level
    10
    FFXIV Character
    Allyra Arianos
    FFXIV Server
    Sargatanas
    WoW Realm
    Windrunner

    Quote Originally Posted by m00se
    Balloon animals made out of condoms.....unlikely->

    http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/431 ... ondom.html
    oh. my. fucking. god........

  19. #19
    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Posts
    20,365
    BG Level
    10
    FFXIV Character
    Allyra Arianos
    FFXIV Server
    Sargatanas
    WoW Realm
    Windrunner

    Quote Originally Posted by Raivyn
    Quote Originally Posted by Quicklet
    I (who used to be a clown and went to parties and all that jazz)
    This made me lol for some reason. Did you wear one of those clown afros?
    More curious as to the why of you being a clown than the how of you being a clown actually.
    double post ftw, didn't see this part.

    It's a long story on how I became a clown. Basically the woman who babysat me and my sister when we were younger oned a farm and was a clown on the side. We used to help her out at parties and such. I still did some when I was older, had a ventriloquism act some magic tricks and tons and tons of balloon animals. Was long ass time ago so I can't do much of them now but I remember how to do like a poodle and some other simplier stuff.


    I also drove an ice cream truck for the summer one year. Best job ever to have on your resume btw.

  20. #20

    Damnit i was just about to post this video hahaha... that dude has issues

Quick Reply Quick Reply

  • Decrease Size
    Increase Size
  • Remove Text Formatting
  • Insert Link Insert Image Insert Video
  • Wrap [QUOTE] tags around selected text
  • Insert NSFW Tag
  • Insert Spoiler Tag

Similar Threads

  1. Question for the World
    By Sindalf in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 57
    Last Post: 2008-11-25, 23:32
  2. Question for the law buffs (regarding fraud)
    By Michaera in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 2007-09-26, 11:12
  3. Questions for the new website.
    By Keido in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 12
    Last Post: 2006-09-18, 15:37
  4. Question for you guys
    By in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 2004-10-10, 21:05
  5. Just got a question for you guys
    By Blackwar in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 2004-08-06, 20:14