At least now we know who to kill for hiring tards...

[Epical]

Seeking Game Masters: French/English and German/English Speakers(07/30/2006)

Have you ever wanted to work for a cutting-edge entertainment company or wanted to be a Game Master to assist MMO players with in-game issues? Now is your chance! Square Enix Inc. is looking to hire some FINAL FANTASY XI players to provide Game Master support for our North American, British, French and German players. We are looking for candidates who are fluent in English/French or English/German. To qualify for the position, you MUST be fluent (both written and verbal) in either French or German, live in the Los Angeles region, and have customer service experience and a love of video games. If you qualify and are interested in this position, please contact The Eastridge Group at 619-260-5117. Point of contact will be either Chris Washa or April Artunian. Hope to see you on board soon!

Quick! People who live in LA save us!

[JoOeetheplatypuS]

They said they're hiring FFXI game players omg

[Excalin Garisk]

How do you say "I will investigate this matter further" in German?

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Ich forsche diese Angelegenheit weiter nach?

[miokomioko]

Man, screw the foreign langauge fluency, I live in So-cal, I'm applying.

[Ryko]

French FFXI.

Commands: Call for Help


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[Tekki]

French FFXI.

Commands: Call for Help


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You won our tour de Aht Urgan chocobo circuit! Must be that high level of testostorine.

[Ivaden]

French FFXI.

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LOL.

[Epical]

French FFXI.

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Rofl.

[Asy]

French FFXI.

Commands: Call for Help


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loooooooool

[Heian]

French FFXI.

Commands: Call for Help


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LMFAO

I cant stop fucking laughing lol....

[BRP]

French FFXI.

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I do believe this thread has been won.

[Warudo Ecksu]

French FFXI.

Commands: Call for Help


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you win @ teh intarweb

[Aristigon]

lock the thread, its been owned.

[Cuer]

How sad. SE isn't even taking the time to hire people themselves, they're outsourcing it to get a bunch of temp-to-permanent customer service folks.

Just goes to show how few qualifications their GMs need, when they're starting at that low of a level.

[Anyway]

How sad. SE isn't even taking the time to hire people themselves, they're outsourcing it to get a bunch of temp-to-permanent customer service folks.

Just goes to show how few qualifications their GMs need, when they're starting at that low of a level.

Nice sig retard, lol.

[Everlasting]

How sad. SE isn't even taking the time to hire people themselves, they're outsourcing it to get a bunch of temp-to-permanent customer service folks.

Just goes to show how few qualifications their GMs need, when they're starting at that low of a level.

Nice sig retard, lol.

He works there and that's their motto. Somepage *IS* the best page. I get 90% of my info there, mysterytour for the rest (forums not included).

PS: Make it more concise (mob types, tp moves, mob behavior (esp with new tp regen mobs on specifc days), update which assault you can purcahse each item from, etc etc etc). I'm sure people will supply the information, we would never ever have to go anywhere else!

[Everlasting]

Oh yeah and who's qualified and is going to apply for this?

It would be nice to call a German speaking GM, there should be a short queue, and hopefuly get someone who has a clue and will actually act on all the bullshit that usually gets ignored.

Or at the very least they could tell us what SE's policies actually are

[Aodh]

If you're going to apply you don't actually need to learn the entire French and German languages, just the following phrases:

- Hello, my name is GM _________.

- I'm only paid to keep you distracted while the gilsellers claim the NM.

- You were caught using 3rd party applications and will be banned.

- You were caught not using 3rd party applications and will be banned.

- You were brought to Mordion Gaol to help me find my pants.

- Oreo Cookies FTW!

- You are being banned for taking money from other players.

- You are being banned for taking money from your delivery box.

- You are being banned for running really fast under the effect of flee.

- [GM]Bob >> You want to speak to a Senior GM? -- [SGM]Bob >> How's that?

- We can not tell you anything about the game, we're too busy playing WOW.

- If there's anything else I can help you with today, please /tell SomeoneThatCares.

[Norelco]

Seeking Game Masters: French/English and German/English Speakers(07/30/2006)

Have you ever wanted to work for a cutting-edge entertainment company or wanted to be a Game Master to assist MMO players with in-game issues? Now is your chance!

ZOMG! I want to be a Game Master when I grow up!