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  1. #1
    The Wang
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    Alternate things to do in sky

    After losing claim to RMT before the recent update, I didn't feel like leaving U room until I had my fill of fun. I found this one RMT Rdm, named Anhelina. So I figured what the heck, ill mess with em, the first thing I did was ask them to have sex with me! I went up to them and began to /welcome to no end(im taru duh), which resulted in them running away from me, in circles around the tele pad saying " no no " and " @@" for about 15 mins straight just running every which way with me pursuing...I lost part of it in the log but this was some of it....


    http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/3803/img00105iv.png

    http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/4170/img00095lh.png

    So then I was just standing next to her when she finally stopped, and I see this...


    http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/664/img00067el.png

    You would never think... but Litchking(another rmt) asked me to "sex with him" so I said yea :D he told me to /heal so I sat down, he proceeded to get behind me and humped me.. like so

    http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/6385/img00024px.png

    After talking to the same RMT for about 2 hours afterwards, I have learned they claim to be a 20 year old chick that lives in Tiawan, and her Boyfriend is Baltser, and they even told me they were rmt :D

    http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/7753/img00043ei.png

    The End.

  2. #2

    Zam.

  3. #3

    Quote Originally Posted by Stamp
    Zam.
    Yeah... I'm gonna have to agree with this.

  4. #4

    Could have had them banned if you were smart.

  5. #5

    BG IS FOR SUPER SERIOUS THREADS ONLY

  6. #6
    The Wang
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    I'm pretty sure I couldnt have, If I remember correctly there was a thread on banning rmt cus they admittted it a while ago, basically the gms wont do anything unless they are caught in the act of making a transaction or something, so banning from that ss isnt going to happen

  7. #7
    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    lmao I found it funny XD

  8. #8
    Melee Summoner
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    Quote Originally Posted by Furtwangler
    I'm pretty sure I couldnt have, If I remember correctly there was a thread on banning rmt cus they admittted it a while ago, basically the gms wont do anything unless they are caught in the act of making a transaction or something, so banning from that ss isnt going to happen
    http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m...t/img_0000.jpg
    http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m...t/img_0001.jpg

    They have to be caught doing a transaction

  9. #9

    Meh. By the way, it's much better to do what I do. Befriend one of them (Read: Not harass) and they'll tell you every ToD you want even if you go outclaim them.

    Me: Go kill behemoth time what?
    Him: i go kill 12:29
    Him: i need ^^ u no kill ^^ plz
    Me: ok

  10. #10
    The Wang
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    lol they were befriended after that night I talk to them when I'm bored, ask em how much they've gotten U latley.

  11. #11
    Chram
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jooeetheplatypus
    BG IS FOR SUPER SERIAL THREADS ONLY
    Fixed for accuracy.

  12. #12
    E. Body
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    so fucking zaaaaaaaaaaaaam

    ppl got a lot of balls posting shit like this on BG

  13. #13
    Corwens a slot
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    At least its a new thread to read >.>

  14. #14

    Quote Originally Posted by Koyangi
    Quote Originally Posted by Jooeetheplatypus
    BG IS FOR SUPER SERIAL THREADS ONLY
    Fixed for accuracy.
    EXCELSIOR!

  15. #15
    Cerberus
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    Gotta love BG.

    OP>> Stuff

    Poster1>> ZAM!!!
    Poster2>> You should go kill yourself.
    Poster3>> <insert card>
    Poster3>> I thought it was interesting
    Poster4>> STFU Poster3 ZAM!!!
    Poster5>> Wasn't there a 738 page thread posted about this 8 months ago? Go post in that thread.
    Wafik>> <insert insight about why this thread might be useful/entertaining>
    Poster6>> <insert quote of someone saying ZAM!>
    Poster7>> <insert quote of above poster quoting someone saying ZAM!>
    Poster8>> <insert sligthly modified quote of a previous poster for the sake of pithy humor a la correction>

    etc. etc. etc.

  16. #16
    Hayleystrator
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    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOMGYOUSEXEDARMTHAHAHAHAHHALOLOLOLOLO LOLTHATWAS.......................



    ...almost funny.

  17. #17
    Most Valuable Lurker
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    Clearly joking around and enjoying yourself is fucking evil. How dare people post amusing threads that aren't endgame related! No one's MPKing someone else in Aery and no one is calling another LS on their server RMT and assholes. YOU FUCKING JERKS! ; ;
    /wrists

  18. #18
    Melee Summoner
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yeargdribble
    Gotta love BG.

    OP>> Stuff

    Poster1>> ZAM!!!
    Poster2>> You should go kill yourself.
    Poster3>> <insert card>
    Poster3>> I thought it was interesting
    Poster4>> STFU Poster3 ZAM!!!
    Poster5>> Wasn't there a 738 page thread posted about this 8 months ago? Go post in that thread.
    Wafik>> <insert insight about why this thread might be useful/entertaining>
    Poster6>> <insert quote of someone saying ZAM!>
    Poster7>> <insert quote of above poster quoting someone saying ZAM!>
    Poster8>> <insert sligthly modified quote of a previous poster for the sake of pithy humor a la correction>

    etc. etc. etc.
    Poster9>> ibtl
    Poster10>> writes something not funny in small text
    Poster11>> Page 2 claimed!

    Lets get back to finger pointing and name calling. We need more Nynja v Lance, or owning guys pretending to be girls. Enough of this having fun in game or adventuring crap.[/code]

  19. #19

    Quote Originally Posted by Jooeetheplatypus
    BG IS FOR SUPER CEREAL THREADS ONLY
    fixed...

  20. #20
    Chram
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bukkorosu
    Quote Originally Posted by Jooeetheplatypus
    BG IS FOR SUPER CEREAL THREADS ONLY
    fixed...
    Damn it took 40 minutes for someone to notice, but glad someone caught on to it.

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