Bitching about Chocobo Breeding placeholder thread

[Priran]

Reserved for complaining about drop rates on Chocobo Eggs which ultimately resolves into complaining about how much the 3 Kings suck and SE should change them but never will, and will never add gear which is even remotely comparable to Ridill and D.Ring.

Space reserved for black ridefending chocobo

Destrier
(Chocobo) All Races
LVL:40 Zone Delay:236
Occasionally digs 2-3 times
Fatigue taken -10%

[Genosync]

Space reserved for bitching about what a waste of time actually raising your chocobo is because you get no rewards for it and you should just use it as a transportation bitch.

[Thistle]

right about here is where the thread degenerates into a topic about lolsash.

For once it was an inverse of the situation where Spock's delicate fingertips roamed over the bulk of his body. Now he could treat Spock's fingers as delicately as they deserved to be treated. He could fit his tongue between fingerprint ridges and his hands around knuckles. He could actually feel the places where the nerve endings came close to the skin and bask in the touch of a mind so familiar and beloved.

Spock found the contact stimulating as well. Something about holding Jim in his hand was most appealing. He eased his fly open while Jim attempted to hump his fingers.

Gingerly placing him on the shaft of his engorged and erect penis, Spock said, "lol".





...Ohh, I misread! Lolsash!

[Zalius]

right about here is where the thread degenerates into a topic about lolsash.

For once it was an inverse of the situation where Spock's delicate fingertips roamed over the bulk of his body. Now he could treat Spock's fingers as delicately as they deserved to be treated. He could fit his tongue between fingerprint ridges and his hands around knuckles. He could actually feel the places where the nerve endings came close to the skin and bask in the touch of a mind so familiar and beloved.

Spock found the contact stimulating as well. Something about holding Jim in his hand was most appealing. He eased his fly open while Jim attempted to hump his fingers.

Gingerly placing him on the shaft of his engorged and erect penis, Spock said, "lol".





...Ohh, I misread! Lolsash!

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[othellojr]

I kinda thought it was, lol. Here for just a random comment that will mostly be ignored, but I had to post it because I am bored out of my mind at work today, and as is often the case, will be just as bored after chocobos come out, so reserved for anyone bored at work who want to read/bitch/cry about something that has not been mentioned yet but no one really cares.

[Zalius]

I kinda thought it was, lol. Here for just a random comment that will mostly be ignored, but I had to post it because I am bored out of my mind at work today, and as is often the case, will be just as bored after chocobos come out, so reserved for anyone bored at work who want to read/bitch/cry about something that has not been mentioned yet but no one really cares.

http://tinypic.com/24omslh.gif

[Kyreth]

Reserved for complaining about drop rates on Chocobo Eggs which ultimately resolves into complaining about how much the 3 Kings suck and SE should change them but never will, and will never add gear which is even remotely comparable to Ridill and D.Ring.

Reserved for n00b-slapping anyone who comes onto the thread going "HAY I KANT FIND EGGZ".

(They're 100% drops off Making a Mockery and other ISNM's, plus they're sold in Jeuno.)

Which will then turn into bitching about the loot tables for the ToAU Kings and Map and his stupid lolsash.

[Fng]

Reserved to complain about not liking the color of my chocobo... and not being able to redo the quest.

Or about dropping my chocobo and needing to redo the quest. Which ever is more appropriate.

[Kyreth]

Reserved to complain about not liking the color of my chocobo... and not being able to redo the quest.

Or about dropping my chocobo and needing to redo the quest. Which ever is more appropriate.

(The joys of having .dat mined the text for this one...)

It'll be retiring your chocobo to hatch a new one and bitching about not being able to know the color until the chick grows up enough to show adult plumage. All baby chocobos are yellow to start, IIRC.

[Gilanth]

Reserved for Comparing wow mounts to ffxi chocobos and how much better Blizzard got it right compared to SE.

[Priran]

Reserved for Comparing wow mounts to ffxi chocobos and how much better Blizzard got it right compared to SE.

reserved for "WoW mount reskin" made in paint

[shinobi_tabi]

WTF I COULD NOT LOG IN FOR TWO DAYS AND NOW MY CHOCOBO DIED


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[Vobent]

Reserverd for WTF I COULD NOT LOG IN FOR TWO DAYS AND NOW MY CHOCOBO DIED


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Reserverd for complaining about no frilly pink choco.

[Kaziel]

Reserverd for WTF I COULD NOT LOG IN FOR TWO DAYS AND NOW MY CHOCOBO DIED


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Reserved for bitch slapping Shinobi_tabi for being a dumbass since it's already been covered that not taking care of your chocobo will not cause it to die, since the chocobo stable people will take care of them for you.

[Dank]

Reserved for agreeing with Kaziel about Shinobi being a dumbass, along with a post complaining about RMT monopolizing chocobo breeding (somehow, someway, SE will overlook something and RMT will exploit it).

[NynJa]

reserved for fyi

[Cylo]

reserved for a "creative reserved for" post.

[Sendra]

I bet you get the goblin drink from Chocobo raising.

[shinobi_tabi]

Reserved for telling Kezeil that he is such a smartass for ass pointing out i'm a dumbass that clearly didn't read about it....

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[Mr.City]

Reserved for all the new synth recipes we'll be able to create with the dead chocobo bodies.