Mormons

[BRP]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=D7v_V8qSIIo

[JoOeetheplatypuS]

lol...elohim is one of the names of god in hebrew.

This is hilarious

LMFAO at devil and demon transformation!

hahahahah @ god screwing mary so blatantly. its so funny hearing it so blatantly.

[Lordwafik]

wow mormons are frigging retarded. lol @ neutral people being born black.

"I dont wanna take part of this fight"

*turns black*

hmmmm

[JoOeetheplatypuS]

wow mormons are frigging retarded. lol @ neutral people being born black.

"I dont wanna take part of this fight"

*turns black*

hmmmm

This one actually isnt true lol

[Eaglestrike]

wow mormons are frigging retarded. lol @ neutral people being born black.

"I dont wanna take part of this fight"

*turns black*

hmmmm

This one actually isnt true lol

I went to mormon.org and did a search for Elohim and nothing showed. So I have no idea how much of that video is actually true. My best friend is Mormon but she's in Madagascar for another year and a half or something...

[Groovebox]

I know a lot about the Mormon faith >.> and no I'm not Mormon, my roomate is an ex-mormon and he fucking hates the church...

And yeah, that Video is 90% correct... most devout mormon's will deny this shit, just like scientologists because that's what they are told to do by the bishops of the church...

Go watch the south park mormon episode if you want to see how retarded this religion is.

EDIT: out of all the religions in the world, there is one thing about the Mormon religion that bothers me the most... it's called "Baptismal for the Dead" and it's pretty fucked up. You can read about it on the exmormon sites or google it. It's a pretty sacred ritual, and it's basically Mormons stealing non-mormon's souls... at least the way i look at it.

god, i could go on and on >.>

[Groovebox]

And for people doubting the black thing lol, it's 100% completely true, or it was until the 60s/70s... BYU was under fire by the NCAA for being racist, and then all of a sudden, and this is not a joke...

http://newsnet.byu.edu/medialib/image/2/22818.jpg

after the LDS prophet received the message from god saying that Blacks could become priests, it was ok for them to play basketball lol.

[Jer]

And to think the only prior video I have seen dealing with Mormons was Orgazmo. I've been missing so much!

[Not Kuno]

That's the most retarded thing ever. I feel like making a religion with retarded beliefs so people can give me money.

[Avvesione]

How dare they say Joseph Smith did more then Jesus. He found some "golden plates" in his lawn and instantly becomes better then Jesus? Fuck them and their beliefs.

[BRP]

That's the most retarded thing ever. I feel like making a religion with retarded beliefs so people can give me money.

We could totally turn this forum into a religion. Hasselhoff will be our jesus.

[Almaa]

this is almost as crazy as scientology, woot religion

[Nirokun!]

That's the most retarded thing ever. I feel like making a religion with retarded beliefs so people can give me money.

We could totally turn this forum into a religion. Hasselhoff will be our jesus.

Its been done

Daahan is the pope of Yin yadayada

melee smn is a new follower, check one of the other threads, i yelled at him about it because i hate religion

[BRP]

Its a hate hate situation isn't it ;o

[Jememy]

http://pic3.piczo.com/allaboutsouthpark/?g=6864430&cr=3

Joseph Smith was a prophet dum dum dum dum dum, he started the Mormon religion dum dum dum dum dum!

[LAGUNA]

http://pic3.piczo.com/allaboutsouthpark/?g=6864430&cr=3

Joseph Smith was a prophet dum dum dum dum dum, he started the Mormon religion dum dum dum dum dum!

LOL One of my fav episodes, smart smart smart smart smart

[Jeveh]

LOL The best part is "god" and his booty call to Mary's place.

[Not Kuno]

XD I found the mormon episode of South Park on youtube. It's in 3 parts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OIzZwX0zOk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB3RSFrDvmw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG_K_dEXkgM

[Drinhkinn]

Here is what we have to cope about "elohim" in my region:

Elohim in Raëlism
According to Raëlians, in 1973, a former French journalist named Raël (which is claimed to mean The Messenger of the Elohim) was contacted by Yahweh, the leader of an advanced extra-terrestrial race known as the Elohim. Yahweh informed Rael about humanities origins and purpose, and that the word Elohim had been mistranslated as the singular word "God", and is actually a plural word which means "those who came from the sky".
-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elohim

[Tonko]

For some reason, my neghboorhood gets a visit from Mormon's about once a month. It's never the same people twice, and they always travel in pairs.

I generally tell them once, politely, that I'm not interested.
If they get insistant, I ask them how their chrch would feel about my favorite pastime of fucking many other men, cuz that's kinda like polygamy, right?

They tend to leave pretty quickly at that point.