Obtained: lolsash (lolsash III: lolHardest)

[NynJa]

http://hello.nynja.ca/lolsash.jpg

WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS ?!?!

[Vobent]

It's an obi!

Obi-wan kenobis lolsash that is!

[Lordwafik]

Nynja wins the Miss Gilgamesh award.

[Sonomaa]

The Comittee for the lolsash series has decided to rename this series of lolsash. Please enjoy.

[Epidemic]

The Comittee for the lolsash series has decided to rename this series of lolsash. Please enjoy.

/vote "The Return"

[Isildur]

http://hello.nynja.ca/lolsash.jpg

WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS ?!?!

Its a Ninurta Sash -1, in order to get the +1 you need to kite Fafnir for 21-24 hours and do the /laugh emote 42 1/2 times in order to force Nidhogg into popping so he can help his little brother out. You must then kill them both simultaneously while sucking off AV and throwing Ebon Panels at him during Windsday at 57% moon, then when Fafnir and Nidhogg die...Neo Map will spawn saying the phrase "face it, only i have one and you never will" which instantly kills everyone in Dragon's Aery, Al'Taieu, Al'Zahbi and some random zone nobody gives a shit about. Then you must Reraise and kite him around while carefully running out of range while he tosses Lolsashs at you, then build TP and Flat Blade him when he uses Omnislash. This will make him drop his Ninurta's Sash while dying from the critical hit it has on his e-peen, then you must quickly trade the Ninurta's Sash and Ninurta's Sash -1 to his fading corpse to recieve the +1....bad deal is that the +1 version is no different, it just gives 1 more defense and Enchantment: Occasionally nullifies Spikes damage.

[NynJa]

I was gonna fraps the appraisal and change whatever it was into a lolsash, but its 3am and I gotta be up at 10.


However, for those Photoshop savvy people:
http://hello.nynja.ca/img_0117.jpg

have fun :D

[NynJa]

bad deal is that the +1 version is no different, it just gives 1 more defense and Enchantment: Occasionally nullifies Spikes damage.

I WILL TRADE YOU (in a week and a half) MY MANDAU FOR THIS OVERPOWERED PIECE OF GEAR !!!!!!!!!

[Priran]

Fuck you, I've been going all over trying to find an image of a ??? Sash.

Does it have the Ninurta model or is it the Obi?

[Ichthyos]

Fuck you, I've been going all over trying to find an image of a ??? Sash.

Does it have the Ninurta model or is it the Obi?

http://ffxi.somepage.com/itemdb/8436

Hmm, looks like a brown Ninurta's?

[Priran]

Fuck you, I've been going all over trying to find an image of a ??? Sash.

Does it have the Ninurta model or is it the Obi?

http://ffxi.somepage.com/itemdb/8436

Hmm, looks like a brown Ninurta's?

Oh yeah, fuck, I forgot about Somepage.

[Lordwafik]

Fuck you, I've been going all over trying to find an image of a ??? Sash.

Does it have the Ninurta model or is it the Obi?

http://ffxi.somepage.com/itemdb/8436

Hmm, looks like a brown Ninurta's?

Sorry, no toilet paper left.

[Cjskater]

sash4u

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...XI/lolsash.jpg

[Genosync]

The background is purple for the dried blood of those you have to kill to keep it forever.

[Cjskater]

Yah, I was feeling lazy so just selected the area where the text was and changed the color. :/

If you was talking about the pic D:<

[Kyreth]

http://hello.nynja.ca/lolsash.jpg

WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS ?!?!

Its a Ninurta Sash -1, in order to get the +1 you need to kite Fafnir for 21-24 hours and do the /laugh emote 42 1/2 times in order to force Nidhogg into popping so he can help his little brother out. You must then kill them both simultaneously while sucking off AV and throwing Ebon Panels at him during Windsday at 57% moon, then when Fafnir and Nidhogg die...Neo Map will spawn saying the phrase "face it, only i have one and you never will" which instantly kills everyone in Dragon's Aery, Al'Taieu, Al'Zahbi and some random zone nobody gives a shit about. Then you must Reraise and kite him around while carefully running out of range while he tosses Lolsashs at you, then build TP and Flat Blade him when he uses Omnilolsash. This will make him drop his Ninurta's Sash while dying from the critical hit it has on his e-peen, then you must quickly trade the Ninurta's Sash and Ninurta's Sash -1 to his fading corpse to recieve the +1....bad deal is that the +1 version is no different, it just gives 1 more defense and Enchantment: Occasionally nullifies Spikes damage.

Fixed your minor spelling error for the inevitable FFXIClopedia entry on this.

[Demitrius]

This can't possibly be true, who ever heard of 57% Windsday??????

[MisterBob]

This post reminds me of a map I found once