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  1. 2006-08-13 16:04 #1
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    Harley Girl

    A woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs ... a green spot on the inside of each. They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting worse.

    The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells her not to worry until the tests come back.

    A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots.

    The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy--there's no problem. But I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?"

    The woman stammers, "Why, Yes, but how did you know?"

    "Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."


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  2. 2006-08-13 16:32 #2
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    lol clap clap
  3. 2006-08-13 16:35 #3
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    Another great joke bot. lol....
  4. 2006-08-13 16:45 #4
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    Four IBTL out of Five.
  5. 2006-08-13 16:57 #5
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    Am I retarded. I don't get it. Or am I not supposed?
  6. 2006-08-13 17:03 #6
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  7. 2006-08-13 17:18 #7
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    This joke was weak, I was unaware that if a guy has earrings, he is obviously a "harley guy." Fucking bot.
  8. 2006-08-13 17:26 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Almaa
    This joke was weak, I was unaware that if a guy has earrings, he is obviously a "harley guy." Fucking bot.
    I have earrings, therefore I am also a harley guy?

    But mine are stainless steel...
  9. 2006-08-13 19:28 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vandole
    You would understand if you bought xanax online.
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  10. 2006-08-13 23:30 #10
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    damn people it's just a joke, quit taking it so seriously
  11. 2006-08-13 23:39 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squallblade
    damn people it's just a joke, quit taking it so seriously
    woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooshhhhhhhhh
  12. 2006-08-13 23:49 #12
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    Re: Harley Girl

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