If you were on death row...

[Arvin]

A giant sized (2x the size of chipotle burritos rofl) steak burrito from big ten burrito, #4 vito from jimmy johns, mint chocolate chip ice cream from cold stone, like 20 piece of wendys chicken nuggets and a java chip frapaccino. :c

[Milon_1]

Let me get a few rice cakes. I mean they are already going to alcohol swab my arm before they do it. So I want to follow suit and be as healthy as possible before they push me off this mortal coil. God I love how they do modern day executions.

[Senoska]

a chimichanga [sp?]

[levish]

a whitecastle crave case then pray for forgiveness for what is about to happen

poor executioners T_T

[Pwulp]

Man, so many people decline a last meal according to that site. If I was on Death Row, I would definitely spend the whole time I was there thinking about what my last meal was going to be. I can't understand why anyone would decline one.

EDIT: I would probably get Shrimp Scampi, Fettucine Alfredo, a six-pack of Pepsi, Dirt Cake, and the largest size of Apple Pie ice cream from Coldstone. They wouldn't even have to execute me because I would die on the spot

[LAGUNA]

Last Meal: Humphries requested a McDonald's hamburger, french fries, broccoli and cheese, oat cereal, and a Dr. Pepper.

WTF WHY?!

[Xiona]

i wonder how many of these death row inmates last meal had the chefs "special" sauce in it... then again im sure the inmate wouldnt be a stranger to it being in prison and all

[Kiro]

Two Taco Del Mar burritos and like someone else here said, a six-pack of Dr. Pepper. ^^

[Sekkite]

Stir fry.

[Gregorio]

Anybody else notice that like half the people's last meals involved KFC?

As for me...

Some big fried shrimp with the coconut shavings, a big medium-rare sirloin steak, some loaded mashed potatos (bacon and cheddar), lil crock of mac and cheese. And some banana and carmel cheesecake from this place I had the other day. It was maybe the best cheesecake I've ever had.

[Zigma]

lemme repost my reply since it got deleted in the rollback.


Execution is preceded by an enema.

The thing to do in the event that you're going to be executed in a
*lawful* fashion, would be to make sure the event was the most
entertaining execution ever witnessed.

I would begin my preparations a few days in advance, by complaining of
severe constipation and requesting and hoarding as many laxatives as
possible. Ex-Lax isn't widely known for any deleterious effects and to
the best of my knowlege has yet to be used as a suicide substance
(unfortunately), so the hacks probably aren't going to be looking for
it.


I would begin my premortem feast the night before the execution.
Twenty-four hours in advance, if at all possible. I would request
items such as mustard-covered sardines, pork chops, pickled eggs,
extra-hot pickled hot links, licorice, chocolate milk, brussel sprouts
and my personal favorite: an entire quart of rancid cole slaw.


Shake well and let ferment for 24 hours. Then, six hours prior to your
demise, pop enough Ex Lax to kill a bull sperm whale.


Sure, there will be a great deal of anal clenching, duck-waddling and
profuse sweating as you're escorted do the table, but anyone who
notices it will play your distress off as pre-execution jitters. And
don't worry about no stinking diaper, either. Sure, Depends will stop
a GeezerDump (tm), they'll even stop a Great Hairy Man Shit. But that
adult diaper won't have a prayer in Hell against what you're going to
hit it with. After you've been strapped to the table and the IV caths
placed in your antecuboidal veins, you will be asked the classic: "Do
you have any last words?". At this moment, look directly into the eyes
of your victims' bereaved family, smile one last, wide smile, release
your sphincter and *PUUUUUSH*. If all goes according to the plan, a
reeking tidal wave of half-digested things that only rabid wolverines
would eat will erupt from your nether regions to spread across the
floor and, with a little luck, over the polished footwear of your
executioners.


Sure, you'll still be executed.


But you'll also still be laughing when they push the button.




Not my words but that would be my last meal.

[Zarathustra]

A jumbo bacon cheesteak with ketchup salt pepper mayo provolone cheese and 2 Gatorade Rains... 1 berry and 1 lime.

[Ashen]

lol @ soilent green

but honestly i'd have to go for the best food known to man kind.


Sushi