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    Quote Originally Posted by Ayaz
    there is no way in hell im going to watch this movie. it looks retarded. sam owns in every movie but: stupid sounding plot + crappy looking CG snakes + the stupidest name for a movie ever = fail.
    But it has the most ingenious ad campaign ever. I bought 4 tickets online this morning for a showing tonight. It should be fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xavier
    A cult classic in the making. Looking forward to seeing this movie at midnight in 15 years reciting every line w/ an audience throwing rubber snakes.
    Best endorsement yet.

    Time to find a babysitter and go see Sam kill some mother effing snakes on a mother effing plane.

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    mmm tsingtao... good chinese beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaede
    Quote Originally Posted by Ayaz
    there is no way in hell im going to watch this movie. it looks retarded. sam owns in every movie but: stupid sounding plot + crappy looking CG snakes + the stupidest name for a movie ever = fail.
    But it has the most ingenious ad campaign ever. I bought 4 tickets online this morning for a showing tonight. It should be fun.
    dont forget the rubber snakes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byrd
    Quote Originally Posted by Fayth-
    Audience was amazing where I went too. Quite a few people dressed up and a lot of cheering. Awesome movie 8)
    Dressed up as what? Snakes?
    Best one of the night I saw was a chain of 4 people. Front person had a snake head made out of boxes, a sheet connecting the 3 people behind him, then the last person had a tail. Other than that, people had random stuff like paint, aluminum foil and boxes.

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    Just saw the movie.

    Fed Koji the leftovers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaede
    Just saw the movie.

    Fed Koji the leftovers.
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    KITTTY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brien
    Quote Originally Posted by Shaede
    Just saw the movie.

    Fed Koji the leftovers.
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    KITTTY!
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    is everyone being too sarcastic for me? or r u serious? i havnt payed attention to any of the hype, but literally every person that has mentioned this movie has been making fun of it, whether it be a coworker or on the radio. sounds like the most retarded fucking movie ive ever heard of. but if ur serious, ill buy a bootleg

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    Yeah, I went to the first showing last night, just posting about it now.

    Best. Movie. Ever. Seriously, everyone I know, friends, work, think i'm joking when I say it. But in reality, it really delivers.

    A big part of it is also the audience too, so much cheering when I went it was awesome. Every preview before the movie some guy would yell out "NO SNAKES IN THAT MOVIE"

    I had everyone laughing in my theatre at 1 part, kind of went like this. There's a famous rapper on the plane and these 2 kids are going on a flight alone. The stewardess says

    "Hey guys, how are you doing, you scared? Tell you what, guess who else is on this flight?"
    I yelled "SNAKES, BITCH!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anyway
    Yeah, I went to the first showing last night, just posting about it now.

    Best. Movie. Ever. Seriously, everyone I know, friends, work, think i'm joking when I say it. But in reality, it really delivers.

    A big part of it is also the audience too, so much cheering when I went it was awesome. Every preview before the movie some guy would yell out "NO SNAKES IN THAT MOVIE"

    I had everyone laughing in my theatre at 1 part, kind of went like this. There's a famous rapper on the plane and these 2 kids are going on a flight alone. The stewardess says

    "Hey guys, how are you doing, you scared? Tell you what, guess who else is on this flight?"
    I yelled "SNAKES, BITCH!"
    damn, I love going to shit like this. The only time i went to something like this was when they were showing the hulk.

    They were making a lot of jokes and shit, very funny and at one point, some gothic emo bitch screams *shuut uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup* and the guys in the back, 1 said "Fuck you" and another one shortly after (2sec) said "biiiiietch" and everyone laughed.

    man I think i'll just download it.

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    Just go see it, I'd say it's worth it, and if you hated it, at least you'll have every right to talk trash about it because you ACTUALLY SAW IT. I'd say just go for fun, even if you're not sure.

    Also, about the sequel. Everyone KNOWS it's gonig to be called "Bees on a Bus" They're stuck on I-10 (it stretches from Jacksonville FL to somewhere in CA) on a bus, killer bees get loose. if they go below 50, the bus will explode because of a bomb rigged to it. It'll star Samuel L. again with his sidekick, Dane Cook. The clincher line will be as follows:

    Samuel L.: I'm tired, of these muthaf*ckin' bees, on this muthaf*ckin' bus!

    Dane Cook: F*CK BEES!


    Also, if that won't make you see it, there are boobs in this movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ayaz
    there is no way in hell im going to watch this movie. it looks retarded. sam owns in every movie but: stupid sounding plot + crappy looking CG snakes + the stupidest name for a movie ever = fail.

    http://lucidsoft.org/~toast/nicepost.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by Who Dat?
    Quote Originally Posted by Ayaz
    there is no way in hell im going to watch this movie. it looks retarded. sam owns in every movie but: stupid sounding plot + crappy looking CG snakes + the stupidest name for a movie ever = fail.

    http://lucidsoft.org/~toast/nicepost.gif

    from what movie is that?


    and btw, imdb gives snakes on a plane a rating of 8.4/10 (based on 1,528 votes)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chumbelina
    Also, if that won't make you see it, there are boobs in this movie.
    I'm so there now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zigma
    man I think i'll just download it.
    I would definitely go see this movie if only for the theater experience. If your theater(or city) is any good, the crowd should make for a fun atmosphere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zigma
    btw, imdb gives snakes on a plane a rating of 8.4/10 (based on 1,528 votes)
    I saw that too. If that rating stays up, it would be in the top 50 out of the "top 250 movies of all-time" according to IMDB ratings. That would put it about equal with Apocalypse Now, Leon the Professional, and Se7en, lol.

    Yeah it was a pretty sweet movie I recommend it to everyone

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    amazing movie, saw it a prime time showing and was surprised it wasnt packed at all, and usually every new release is crowded as hell at this theatre. I have a natural born fear of snakes, they seriously creep me out so, had to over come the fear with the help of Mr. Jackson cuz all the non-snakes part are seriously hilarious, lots of good moments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scunsion
    amazing movie, saw it a prime time showing and was surprised it wasnt packed at all, and usually every new release is crowded as hell at this theatre. I have a natural born fear of snakes, they seriously creep me out so, had to over come the fear with the help of Mr. Jackson cuz all the non-snakes part are seriously hilarious, lots of good moments.
    since scun likes this movie i must go see it

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