Posh Fart

[Panterka]

Posh Fart

A woman walks into a shop that sells expensive Persian Rugs.

Looking around, she spots the perfect rug, walks over and inspects it.

As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly.

Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her 'little accident' and hopes a sales person does not pop up right now.

As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day Ma'am, how may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably she asks, "How much does this rug cost?"

He answers, "Lady if you farted just touching it, you're gonna crap your pants when you hear what the price is."


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[Toadicus]

Thanks for the link.

[Fhqwghads]

At least ad bots throw some funny jokes out there now and again. I chuckled at this one.

[Elcura]

haha, that was good

[Groovebox]

lol, pretty funny joke. I'd actually repeat this one to friends/family >.>

[Almaa]

hahaha good stuff

[Unklemonkey]

I love these joke telling bots. They're so much better than the pointless spam that they normally do lol.

[Koga]

lol this is such a retarded joke.

[BRP]

3/5