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    Dont count on it

    A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain."

    "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

    "But, officer, I just wanted to say,"

    "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

    A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding... He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

    "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom


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    Love-God among men.
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    Hahahhaahah that definately made me want to click all of the links.

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    old'd

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huggo
    omg rofl

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    where is albania?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huggo
    Rofl, didn't see that one coming

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unklemonkey
    Quote Originally Posted by Huggo
    Rofl, didn't see that one coming
    That owl is decrepit.

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