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    State of Yinion

    I bear bad news today, children of Yin. Many of you already know of the plight that has stricken us Yinnites. Our glorious leader, Daahan the First has taken leave of this realm and can only guide us in the next. He has bestowed upon me the honour of running the Church of Yin. I promise you, great children of Yin, that I will spread the word of Yin far and near- I suggest you do the same.

    It is a sad day for us all. However, do not fret- the late pope is in a better place now. As my first 'offical' act as the Pope of Yin II Rocl L. Roclius IV, I deem September 6 "St. Daahan's day". This also, of course includes raising the late pope to sainthood. Either way, remember to raise high your scotch glasses tomorrow, and always order it- on the rocks.

    Sincerely,
    Rocl L. Roclius IV
    Pope of Yin II


    Addendum:

    It has been brought to my attention that several people are now formally inducted into the Church of Yin. I, of course, during my duties as Altar Boy and Supreme Strategist saw some of these people come to Yin, and many I worked side by side with.

    However, there are simply so many Yinnites these days, I wish to propose a census. Also, we could discuss those being given more glorious titles than "Footsoldier". As some of you may know, I worked my way from Altar Boy to Supreme Strategist with cunning, hard work, and seducing one foreigner to recieve a link to a race converter.

    This list was one of Daahan the First's great plans that never got put into action. It is my sincere wish, it is put forth.

    Current "Senior" Church Members:

    Yin - Yin
    Saint Daahan
    High Priest Septimus
    Temple Guardian Alleya
    Senior Commander Shiznicle
    Junior Commander Xyzor (promotion project otw)
    Prophet Xavier
    Doctor Jones Nikkei
    Altar Boy Tonko
    Council Musician Warthog
    Assault Tactician Rykoshet
    Wielder of the Holy Knife Nynja
    Dooba Abood
    Foreign Ambassador of the Church of Yin Russta
    Atomos Admiral Aurik
    Yinja Rukenshin
    Dynamis Lord Dynamislord
    Vanquisher of CoP Maxxthepenguin

    Current "Junior" Members (includes Footsoldiers):

    Insane Wamouracampa Zalius
    Knight Epical (I'll need to talk with the council)
    Marine Mammal Mauler Severance
    Footsoldier Tytherea
    Footsoldier Meriandle
    Footsoldier Guyvearmor
    Footsoldier Marius
    Lazy Llama Sensoka

    Applicants or Suggested Members (way to be specific Shiz):

    Camdon - I'm partial to the beard.
    Heian - Was he ever formally inducted?
    mrfridays - as an excuse to annoy Shiz
    Charitwo - asked to be in
    Khelek - contacted council in game

    Senior Commander Shiznicle WILL be handling your applications. I've decided I am too biased to make the decisions myself, and chose Senior Commander Shiznicle for this job because I feel he is detached enough from the public forums to make an unbiased decision.

    The Senior Commander has also demanded that applicants to the church must perform one amazingly good deed in the name of Yin. We will discuss your attempt at the project and go over it with the church before your induction.

    HONORABLE MENTIONS:

    Sonomaa - Definetly not a robot.
    Khasmin - Probably not a robot.

    Reserved for people who don't practice the ways of Yin, but still help out those who do.

    If you are a member of the Church, or wish to become one- please post here.

    Now, all those good souls aside. There are some among Yin's children who denounce him. These people must be marked and set aside from the rest of us.

    Heathens:

    AntiFFXIFlux
    Tom Chambers
    Unwise Wizard Wafik
    /breaklinkshell Sendoh
    Post-o-matic BRP
    GayBot3000 Nirokun
    Wafik Drone Huggo

    Some of these foul people were even once part of the Church. Well, okay, one. I know there are more amongst you. It is part of your duty to Yin to report them.

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    I'll become a follower of Yin. 8)

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    Xavier and Nikkei should be inducted as Yinja's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes11
    Xavier and Nikkei should be inducted as Yinja's
    point taken.
    I'm quite sure Pope Daahan I inducted them formally into the church.
    I seem to remember an incident concering their being in the Church.
    Also, Yinja is a good title. Good work, but I'm thinking of some other people who could put it to better use. CAUSE JEEZ NIKKEI NINJA?

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    I'll join if I can be the church Llama. 8)

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    You've got it wrong, Nikkei is /breaklinkshell.

    Weren't you there that one Dynamis...

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    My alleigance has always been with Yu Yevon.

    Yin.. don't make me laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lordwafik
    My alleigance has always been with Yu Yevon.

    Yin.. don't make me laugh.
    ADDING THE HEATHENS SECTION

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocl
    Quote Originally Posted by Lordwafik
    My alleigance has always been with Yu Yevon.

    Yin.. don't make me laugh.
    ADDING THE HEATHENS SECTION
    I side with Wafik, I've never believed in Yin. Mainly because Yin is a MAN.

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    I prefer the term Villain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elcura
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocl
    Quote Originally Posted by Lordwafik
    My alleigance has always been with Yu Yevon.

    Yin.. don't make me laugh.
    ADDING THE HEATHENS SECTION
    I side with Wafik, I've never believed in Yin. Mainly because Yin is a MAN.
    like women don't lie
    DONT BE THAT WAY ELCURA
    WE WERE BONDING

    I can still save you.
    Don't you wanna be saaaaveeedaaaaaaaa?

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    Can't I be the faith spreader of Hades?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Severance
    Can't I be the faith spreader of Hades?
    thats what a footsoldier is.

    Edited for clairty

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocl
    Quote Originally Posted by Severance
    Can't I be the faith spreader of Hades?
    thats what a footsoldier is, essentially
    Is that a yes?

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    Admin Edit: Yin gets me banned.

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    Holy crap, I have a cool title D:

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Does this mean Sev gets to massage my foot? 'cause that'd be like cool

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko
    Holy crap, I have a cool title D:
    Thanks to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra
    Does this mean Sev gets to massage my foot? 'cause that'd be like cool
    fu you left me for cali

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