I bear bad news today, children of Yin. Many of you already know of the plight that has stricken us Yinnites. Our glorious leader, Daahan the First has taken leave of this realm and can only guide us in the next. He has bestowed upon me the honour of running the Church of Yin. I promise you, great children of Yin, that I will spread the word of Yin far and near- I suggest you do the same.
It is a sad day for us all. However, do not fret- the late pope is in a better place now. As my first 'offical' act as the Pope of Yin II Rocl L. Roclius IV, I deem September 6 "St. Daahan's day". This also, of course includes raising the late pope to sainthood. Either way, remember to raise high your scotch glasses tomorrow, and always order it- on the rocks.
Sincerely,
Rocl L. Roclius IV
Pope of Yin II
Addendum:
It has been brought to my attention that several people are now formally inducted into the Church of Yin. I, of course, during my duties as Altar Boy and Supreme Strategist saw some of these people come to Yin, and many I worked side by side with.
However, there are simply so many Yinnites these days, I wish to propose a census. Also, we could discuss those being given more glorious titles than "Footsoldier". As some of you may know, I worked my way from Altar Boy to Supreme Strategist with cunning, hard work, and seducing one foreigner to recieve a link to a race converter.
This list was one of Daahan the First's great plans that never got put into action. It is my sincere wish, it is put forth.
Current "Senior" Church Members:
Yin - Yin
Saint Daahan
High Priest Septimus
Temple Guardian Alleya
Senior Commander Shiznicle
Junior Commander Xyzor (promotion project otw)
Prophet Xavier
Doctor Jones Nikkei
Altar Boy Tonko
Council Musician Warthog
Assault Tactician Rykoshet
Wielder of the Holy Knife Nynja
Dooba Abood
Foreign Ambassador of the Church of Yin Russta
Atomos Admiral Aurik
Yinja Rukenshin
Dynamis Lord Dynamislord
Vanquisher of CoP Maxxthepenguin
Current "Junior" Members (includes Footsoldiers):
Insane Wamouracampa Zalius
Knight Epical (I'll need to talk with the council)
Marine Mammal Mauler Severance
Footsoldier Tytherea
Footsoldier Meriandle
Footsoldier Guyvearmor
Footsoldier Marius
Lazy Llama Sensoka
Applicants or Suggested Members (way to be specific Shiz):
Camdon - I'm partial to the beard.
Heian - Was he ever formally inducted?
mrfridays - as an excuse to annoy Shiz
Charitwo - asked to be in
Khelek - contacted council in game
Senior Commander Shiznicle WILL be handling your applications. I've decided I am too biased to make the decisions myself, and chose Senior Commander Shiznicle for this job because I feel he is detached enough from the public forums to make an unbiased decision.
The Senior Commander has also demanded that applicants to the church must perform one amazingly good deed in the name of Yin. We will discuss your attempt at the project and go over it with the church before your induction.
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
Sonomaa - Definetly not a robot.
Khasmin - Probably not a robot.
Reserved for people who don't practice the ways of Yin, but still help out those who do.
If you are a member of the Church, or wish to become one- please post here.
Now, all those good souls aside. There are some among Yin's children who denounce him. These people must be marked and set aside from the rest of us.
Heathens:
AntiFFXIFlux
Tom Chambers
Unwise Wizard Wafik
/breaklinkshell Sendoh
Post-o-matic BRP
GayBot3000 Nirokun
Wafik Drone Huggo
Some of these foul people were even once part of the Church. Well, okay, one. I know there are more amongst you. It is part of your duty to Yin to report them.
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