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    Whats the best way to get rid of racoons?

    I need to know, its of the utmost importance.

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    fire

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    Mongoose can win against a badger.

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    At my old house, we used to have a family of raccoons that would come around and mess up our porch. We bought one of those long trap cages for small animals and put some bait inside. Didn't even have to wait til sundown before one of the bigger 'coons came by and got himself locked in it. Fucker was a nasty one too, and was trying to chew through the cage using just its teeth (and breaking the metal).

    My uncle (more like an older brother rly) got our tall garbage can we usually put outside for the trash truck. He laid it on its side, stuck the cage in there, raccoon and all, closed the lid on it, got the hose, and filled the garbage can with water. After the pointless struggle, we then disposed of the body at the river less than a block away.

    Magically, the raccoons never came around again.

    This is a true story btw, and no, I don't live in Alabama or any other raccoon-eating state. Those fucking raccoons attacked one of my cats, and payback was on the agenda.

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    Can the mods just ban these WoW idiots now that it's a seperate forum?

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    Why? I don't see the harm this topic has caused. If they aren't starting shit they have just as much right to post here as anyone else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krandor
    Why? I don't see the harm this topic has caused. If they aren't starting shit they have just as much right to post here as anyone else.
    While I agree with your post, why not just post in the General Discussion section of their forums?

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    Re: Whats the best way to get rid of racoons?

    Quote Originally Posted by Axil
    I need to know, its of the utmost importance.
    Shoot and make melts out of them. That should teach them a thing or two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epical
    Quote Originally Posted by Krandor
    Why? I don't see the harm this topic has caused. If they aren't starting shit they have just as much right to post here as anyone else.
    While I agree with your post, why not just post in the General Discussion section of their forums?
    My thought would be with 99% of the posters over there gone that there's not a ton of traffic over there now? I don't know why you'd want to ban them if they're not being annoying

    Oh, and a shotgun to the face always works >.>;

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    we used to have a ton in our greenhouse cause that's where the catfood was. All we did was trap them and take them a couple miles away to a park and let them go there. Or, get them in a trap and my stepdad would shoot them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ½pint
    Can the mods just ban these WoW idiots now that it's a seperate forum?
    Suicide would solve your problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haxil"
    Whats the best way to get rid of racoons?
    AIDS.

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    helo i like 2play wow

    amarok ur gay

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    maybe ill try the trap, the thing is these damn racoons like to eat the grapes from the grapvine on top of my room. this means they run around my room all damn night and i cant sleep

    you hurt my feelings 1/2 pint

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    Trapping them would probably be your best bet. Or if they're going after the grapes maybe cut the grapevine, but I'm not sure how big that is haha. I'm an animal <3er though so I'd suggest the least violent ways possible.

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    Spray the grapes with some poison or shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axil
    maybe ill try the trap, the thing is these damn racoons like to eat the grapes from the grapvine on top of my room. this means they run around my room all damn night and i cant sleep

    you hurt my feelings 1/2 pint
    if im understanding what youre saying correctly... just close your window lol (that way they cant get in your room to run around and eat the grapes hanging from the ceilling)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiona
    Quote Originally Posted by Axil
    maybe ill try the trap, the thing is these damn racoons like to eat the grapes from the grapvine on top of my room. this means they run around my room all damn night and i cant sleep

    you hurt my feelings 1/2 pint
    if im understanding what youre saying correctly... just close your window lol (that way they cant get in your room to run around and eat the grapes hanging from the ceilling)
    You should see a doctor. You're retarded.

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    make the raccoons play wow and watch them kill themselves.

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    Be careful if you're going to try and trap them. It's likely illegal because they're a rabies vector, so don't let your snitch neighbors see you do it. That and they're mean as all hell when trapped. They'll bite through your finger if you aren't careful.

    Don't try and poison them though, you'll probably just end up killing your neighbor's dog or kid.

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