Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Daahan.....

[Chumbelina]

He's right about the rolling, I can jump 15-20ft no problem with a good roll. Although, by looking at the jump, you would think it would be torture on your legs like they would just snap or something. That's only for weak people with weak bones. The thing that hurts me the most is my organs moving from the shock of hitting the ground. Legs and feet are fine, but ugh... it really does make your stomach turn when you jump from that high.

Oh, and the Uma Thurman thing. Well, you see, what had happened was... A while back I had put a picture up, and I guess Wafik made an incredible discovery. With a little elbow grease and alot of MSpaint magic, we discovered who my real mother was (Uma Thurman). My father was also discovered to be Owen Wilson, but I didn't inherit his broken-nose genes. There was a paternity test on the Maury show. Daddy denied it all and Mommy killed the boo-ing audience in a fit of rage fueled by Daddy's refusal to pay child support. Daddy ran away to film the next great Wes Anderson film while Mommy was institutionalized. As fast as I could wiggle my big toe, I was sent through the system into foster care and now I'm with the family I live with today.

End.

[Daahan]

Well since my post went away because of whatever happened:

I wrote that I fell off a ladder and fractured my ass bone a couple years ago and I had to sit on a donut for a few weeks.

Then someone asked me how I could up with taking a squatter in that condition, and I told him that I ate lots and lots of wheat toast. Lawlz.

[Ksandra]

Well since my post went away because of whatever happened:

I wrote that I fell off a ladder and fractured my ass bone a couple years ago and I had to sit on a donut for a few weeks.

Then someone asked me how I could up with taking a squatter in that condition, and I told him that I ate lots and lots of wheat toast. Lawlz.

omg ouch ><;