I just came up with a genius(?) Idea.

[SephYuyX]

So I was driving home from work today and came up with an idea, I dunno it seems kinda nifty to me D:

Have you ever been on the road and see a hotty drive by? Being in a car youre like 'fuck she was a hotty, but I cant do anything because im in a car!' suuure you could stalk her, but that probably wouldnt fair well!

Have you ever been on the highway in the fast lane, and theres so old person going 50, slowing down the whole highway? Dont you just want to ram their backside and curse at them? Well thats probably not the greatest idea raming them, and I doubt theyd be able to hear your cursing ;-;

What can we do!? Whats the solution?!

Well, it may seem outlandish, but it is completly possible, I wonder if it would ever be a possibility though, or what others think.

Most of us all have cell phones now a days, and everyone who drives has a license plate, so whats the logcial connection here?

It would be pretty nifty to say.. be able to call the person buy dialing their plate number, that way you can ask the girl out, or bitch at the person whos clogging up the highway with ease.

Lets say for example this plate is Ohio and the number is BMV1234; simply dial OH#BMV1234# and it will connect to that persons cell phone.

Ofcourse their would have to be a new form, and make it mandatory to list your cell phone during license registration.

Well, I dunno.. it was a thought

[Amarok]

Um...OK?

[Syn]

So from physically stalking them now you get to stalk their car license plate?

[Not Kuno]

How about a giant cardboard cutout of a middle finger on top of your car and when you hit a button it sticks up at them.

[Amarok]

How about a giant cardboard cutout of a middle finger on top of your car and when you hit a button it sticks up at them.

That's probably more practical than creating an entire new telephone system for calling someone and telling them to speed up.

[SephYuyX]

So from physically stalking them now you get to stalk their car license plate?

gdit Syn, dont word it like that, ok, geez. I just want to shout at people who make my 30minute commute 1 hour long.

You know youd like the idea.

PS. What do Sinkapore plates look like?

[Neosutra]

So I was driving home from work today and came up with an idea, I dunno it seems kinda nifty to me D:

Have you ever been on the road and see a hotty drive by? Being in a car youre like 'fuck she was a hotty, but I cant do anything because im in a car!' suuure you could stalk her, but that probably wouldnt fair well!

Have you ever been on the highway in the fast lane, and theres so old person going 50, slowing down the whole highway? Dont you just want to ram their backside and curse at them? Well thats probably not the greatest idea raming them, and I doubt theyd be able to hear your cursing ;-;

What can we do!? Whats the solution?!

Well, it may seem outlandish, but it is completly possible, I wonder if it would ever be a possibility though, or what others think.

Most of us all have cell phones now a days, and everyone who drives has a license plate, so whats the logcial connection here?

It would be pretty nifty to say.. be able to call the person buy dialing their plate number, that way you can ask the girl out, or bitch at the person whos clogging up the highway with ease.

Lets say for example this plate is Ohio and the number is BMV1234; simply dial OH#BMV1234# and it will connect to that persons cell phone.

Ofcourse their would have to be a new form, and make it mandatory to list your cell phone during license registration.

Well, I dunno.. it was a thought

Ya.. if only i hadnt see this idea on Comedy Central like a year ago.

Besides, what would be the motivation of a hotty giving their number to any perve that wanted to bang her? There is a reason you have to ask for their number , so THEY can determine if your good enough for them, not you lol.

[Lbelle]

Worse idea ever. Think of the hot person, if she/he was actually incredibly goodlooking, their cell phone would be called nonstop, and it would be extremely frustrating. And how many old people actually have cell phones that they pick up while driving. My grandma never EVER drives with her cellphone on.

This would just cause accidents. If you wanna make your commute shorter, get a closer job to your house lol.

[SephYuyX]

Bah I say, bah.

Oh well, guess it is sorta of a insane idea, gotta do sumin while stuck in traffic.

[BRP]

SYX, I would be careful who you call a hottie. Your accuracy on naming someone's gender doesn't have a good record.

[Lbelle]

SYX, I would be careful who you call a hottie. Your accuracy on naming someone's gender doesn't have a good record.

HAHAHAHAHA

[SephYuyX]

SYX, I would be careful who you call a hottie. Your accuracy on naming someone's gender doesn't have a good record.

Meh, fluke.

[Syn]

So from physically stalking them now you get to stalk their car license plate?

gdit Syn, dont word it like that, ok, geez. I just want to shout at people who make my 30minute commute 1 hour long.

You know youd like the idea.

PS. What do Sinkapore plates look like?

I don't care about traffic jams, trains ftw. If you wanna shout at them, it'd be more practical to unwind your window and shout out instead, than to hide behind a cellphone and lash out at them. Public transport > Driving, cause I can sleep and read and play without having a care in the world while travelling.

[Maguspk]

How about a giant cardboard cutout of a middle finger on top of your car and when you hit a button it sticks up at them.

LMFAO.

As a kid I used to always imagine why my mom would give cars the middle finger. I then thought of an idea, since they usually didn't see her doing it, she could have a glove that goes onto her hand, and there would be a giant metal hand on the trunk of the car. Whatever she wanted to do with that giant metal hand she could do with the gloved hand. So she could outwardly express her Middle finger more effectively. Idk, I was a weird kid I guess, but seeing you say that made me think I wasn't so weird afterall :D.

As for the whole calling people on their cellphone by license plate, that's just creepy. Unless you're extremely suave, or unless the chick is a complete slut, you won't be getting anywhere by cellphone-stalking them.

[Huggo]

I saw something sort of like this on The Screensavers on TechTV(R.I.P.) a few years ago. Some guy had a prototype invention of a red light mini-bulb sign that sat in his rear window. And he used it to say stuff like "Driving slowly, car trouble."

He had the sign rigged to a keyboard, so he'd just type in whatever message he wanted other drivers to see whenever he needed to change it. Sadly, the police department of whatever state he lived in, told him that a thing like that in his car is illegal.

Yeah, it could be used for good things like flagging down someone to help you if your car breaks. But more often than not I'd bet you'd only see people use it to say "Speed up, asshole."

[Fhqwghads]

Pfft... amateur. I carry a box of bricks for either occasion. Hotty? Chuck a brick through the window, it gets her attention. Some old bastard pissing me off? Same thing, chuck a rock through the window.

The only problem occurs when the two worlds collide: I chuck a brick through some old bastard's window and then they try to come on to me.

[SephYuyX]

Pfft... amateur. I carry a box of bricks for either occasion. Hotty? Chuck a brick through the window, it gets her attention. Some old bastard pissing me off? Same thing, chuck a rock through the window.

The only problem occurs when the two worlds collide: I chuck a brick through some old bastard's window and then they try to come on to me.

rofl

[Daahan]

Ideally it sounds like a great idea, practically it wouldn't work.

There will always be some punk-ass teen or some crazy person that will screw the system up.

[Unklemonkey]

Pfft... amateur. I carry a box of bricks for either occasion. Hotty? Chuck a brick through the window, it gets her attention. Some old bastard pissing me off? Same thing, chuck a rock through the window.

The only problem occurs when the two worlds collide: I chuck a brick through some old bastard's window and then they try to come on to me.

rofl

Lmao, that's so awesome

[Popeh]

My mobile phone bill would increase by at least 900%

Bad idea! (but hella fun!)