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  1. #21
    E. Body
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    It's not that hard to meet a girl on the highway, haha. I met my 1 of my ex's that way. We were stopped at a light and I rolled down my window to get her attention, she noticed but the light turned green and she just smiled at me. We pull up at the next light, she rolled down hers and threw a crumpled piece of paper in my car that had her number in it. Went out the next night.

    Too bad she turned out to be a bitch.

  2. #22
    Renegade Philosopher
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    Besides, what would be the motivation of a hotty giving their number to any perve that wanted to bang her?
    http://www.myspace.com

    Same thing pretty much.

  3. #23
    Relic Horn
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    No the best thing to do would be to rig up PA/Loudspeakers. That way you can yell at retarted fucking people while stuck on I-93 South into Boston because SOMEONE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO FUCKING MERGE INTO THE EXIT FOR STORROW DRIVE.....

  4. #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heian
    No the best thing to do would be to rig up PA/Loudspeakers. That way you can yell at retarted fucking people while stuck on I-93 South into Boston because SOMEONE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO FUCKING MERGE INTO THE EXIT FOR STORROW DRIVE.....
    rofl

  5. #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heian
    No the best thing to do would be to rig up PA/Loudspeakers. That way you can yell at retarted fucking people while stuck on I-93 South into Boston because SOMEONE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO FUCKING MERGE INTO THE EXIT FOR STORROW DRIVE.....
    The worst is when there's construction down to 1 lane and some grandma is in front going 20, that pisses me off beyond belief

  6. #26
    Sea Torques
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    Re: I just came up with a genius(?) Idea.

    Quote Originally Posted by SephirothYuyX
    Lets say for example this plate is Ohio and the number is BMV1234; simply dial OH#BMV1234# and it will connect to that persons cell phone.
    Prank Calls Gogo!

  7. #27
    Fake Numbers
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    Most people can't drive for shit when they are actually paying attention to the road, giving them more excuses to use a cellphone while driving isn't a great idea.

  8. #28
    Ridill
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    I think a roof-mounted laser cannon would be a better idea, but I'm evil.

  9. #29
    Saint Daahan Von Quitter the 1st
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    I would absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE to tell other people in other cars how retarded they are being.

    i.e. A cop pulls on to the road, and all of the sudden everyone has to go 5 miles under the fucking speed limit. Word to all the retards out there: A POLICE OFFICER WILL NOT PULL YOU OVER FOR GOING THE SPEED LIMIT, EVEN IF THEY ARE DRIVING NEAR YOU. IF THEY DO THAT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF IMPOSING A SPEED LIMIT.

    Or when some fuckhole is going really slow, then you get in the lane next to them and start to pass them up, but then they get all anal retentive and speed up only because they are insulted you are passing them up, when they shouldn't have been driving like fucking retards in the first place.

    The list is fucking endless.

    (As you can tell, this is a really touchy subject for me. Having to drive through both greater and lesser Chicago everyday has left me an extremely bitter and disdainful driver)

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