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  1. #1
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    Need help removing a giant rod up my ass

    how?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Correction
    actually kind of a sad sign of our times that Vaseline needs a website

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    The real question here is how it got up there in the first place?

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charitwo
    The real question here is how it got up there in the first place?
    I'm guessing around the time he needed to start learning german, but that's just a guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra
    Quote Originally Posted by Charitwo
    The real question here is how it got up there in the first place?
    I'm guessing around the time he needed to start learning german, but that's just a guess.
    .... That raises even more questions.

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    That's some freaky shit.

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    I hope to god alcohol or drugs were involved, if not, I'm scared.

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    I dont think he meant it literally.

    I'm guessing someone said "Get that giant rod out of your ass" and he's being a smartass 8)

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    Maybe he's just really comfortable with letting out information, wafik.

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    http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12577 lol. Figured everybody had seen that

    edit: About mid-page

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    this is zigma we're talking about.

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    I'm still and forever more will be a virgin up the pooper express way!

    I was being a smart ass but in the event that something like this happends and vasoline is not available, I would use cooking oil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zigma
    I'm still and forever more will be a virgin up the pooper express way!

    I was being a smart ass but in the event that something like this happends and vasoline is not available, I would use cooking oil.
    like crisco in a can or like wesson in a bottle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zigma
    I'm still and forever more will be a virgin up the pooper express way!

    I was being a smart ass but in the event that something like this happends and vasoline is not available, I would use cooking oil.
    Bacon Grease.

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    >_o of all things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze
    Quote Originally Posted by Zigma
    I'm still and forever more will be a virgin up the pooper express way!

    I was being a smart ass but in the event that something like this happends and vasoline is not available, I would use cooking oil.
    Bacon Grease.

    Spit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze
    Quote Originally Posted by Zigma
    I'm still and forever more will be a virgin up the pooper express way!

    I was being a smart ass but in the event that something like this happends and vasoline is not available, I would use cooking oil.
    Bacon Grease.
    EWW!!!!!!

    (and it would come out on its own right? >.> i know it has some lubrication up there, thats how stuff comes out >.> deep breaths or something lol)

    (or or! those stool softeners? the salty stuff! be sure to drink a lot of water with them, otherwise it doesnt work)

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze
    Quote Originally Posted by Zigma
    I'm still and forever more will be a virgin up the pooper express way!

    I was being a smart ass but in the event that something like this happends and vasoline is not available, I would use cooking oil.
    Bacon Grease.

    not enough time to cook up bacon grease lol.

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    you need to summon forth all the troops for this one.






    laxative

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