HOLY SHIT HELP

[Guyverarmor]

Metal for the win. Fuck all that emo/ hip-hop, lolrap, ghey ass shit they call music.

[Huggo]

Download MP3s of all the songs from Metalocalypse and blast that shit as loud as you can.

WE WANT BANANA STICKERS RRRRRROOOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRR

[Insanecyclone]

Download MP3s of all the songs from Metalocalypse and blast that shit as loud as you can.

WE WANT BANANA STICKERS RRRRRROOOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRR

Many years ago today
Something grew inside of your mother
That thing was YOU!
YOU!
You! You! You! You!
Did she scream? Did she cry?
Only those that are born are ones that get to die.
One more year goes hurting by.
Body, organs ripping, rotting
Vile lungs a grotesque chorus
Birthday equals nothing for us
R S V P Please
For the death of me
You have little time
You're running out of life
Happy Birthday. You're gonna die!
Time-Time-Tick-ing
Birth-day-Death-day
Die-die-Death-day
Birth-day-Death-day

[Takedown3]

there is one up side to this:

avril and mariah = girls and lots of them depending on the volume level


my suggestion: have a quick shower, put on some hugo boss, your nicest polo shirt(pop the collar of course), and get yo ass some pusssssy

[Krandor]

^

Most intelligent post from Takedown ever.

[Totien]

avril and mariah = girls and lots of them depending on the volume level

Or a big fucking circle jerk. In which case the suggestion you provided would cause for a hilarious ending to this saga.

[Septimus]

Pop a Celine Dion CD and try to make it play louder than them. If they are asking for war, give them what they want.

I am sorry that I am late, but I can tell you how to handle this sort of situation if it ever happens again.

Celine Dion will just make those kinds of people happy. No, you have to strike back, and strike back hard- I suggest GWAR. Blast it as loud as you can right back at them. People who listen to April Levin (running joke) or Mariah Carie will not be able to handle the subtle nuances of GWAR.

[Parshath]

Play something like these guys:


http://www.myspace.com/blowtorchabortion 8)

It's just noise, plus it's really controversial stuff. It really will shut them up.

[Merryck]

"Pulse of the Maggots" ... the end.

[Guyverarmor]

"Pulse of the Maggots" ... the end.

Fucking good song and a kick ass band!

[VDS]

7000 Dying Rats

[Eternus]

Cannibal Corpse - Stripped, Raped and Strangled or Fucked with a Knife would be appropriate for the situation. Both songs are from the same CD anyway (the Bleeding). Hell any gorecore would work to piss that type of people off.