Saved by the Smell

[Xavier]

Drinks a lot, had a 3-some.

Sounds like a winner to me.

don't forget he's married

I don't suppose the 3-some involved him, his wife, and a close family friend?

[Quicklet]

I IMMEDIATELY thought of that episode when I read this article, how weird!

I'm totally feeling the connection. 8)

[Dezzimal]

so lets think up porn titles for Screech to do...

Shaved by Mrs. Bell
Saved by the Swell in my Pants

[Quicklet]

Slave to My Swell, with special guest appearance by Elizabeth Berkeley.

[Cleveland]

so lets think up porn titles for Screech to do...

Shaved by Mrs. Bell
Saved by the Swell in my Pants

Shaved by the Belding

[Ksandra]

so lets think up porn titles for Screech to do...

Shaved by Mrs. Bell
Saved by the Swell in my Pants

lmao, so wrong ;; why ruin my childhood, why?!?!

[mrfridays]

I wonder if he nicknamed his cock "The Maxx".

[XxSlusherxx]

I wonder if he nicknamed his cock "The Maxx".

YOu can actually see max perform at a theme park about 20 min from my house, but he dosen't go by max anymore.

[cassiraa]

He's a jerk IRL. I sat next to him randomly at a Benehana's in WI once. Complete ass to the waitstaff. Kept cracking jokes that even I thought were shitty. Almost made out with his "manager" at the table after like 2-3 drinks. It was pretty pathetic.

His manager said "he's been out of the spotlight, just doing standup because he prefers it (Read:Can't get anything better) But he's looking into other avenues now"


Well, I guess this is what 'other avenues'....

[Daahan]

Am I the only one who is proud of him?

I was, until I read the words "Dirty Sanchez"

Sorry folks, but poo belongs in the toilet.

[Bxbaby]

Sorry folks, but poo belongs in the toilet.

No truer words have ever been spoken.

[SephYuyX]

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Tubgirl ?

[Xavier]

Am I the only one who is proud of him?

I was, until I read the words "Dirty Sanchez"

Sorry folks, but poo belongs in the toilet.

Dirty Sanchez only gets absolutely disgusting at the end. I can't imagine why anyone would think thats hot/sexy.

[Boyiee]

Am I the only one who is proud of him?

I was, until I read the words "Dirty Sanchez"

Sorry folks, but poo belongs in the toilet.

Dirty Sanchez only gets absolutely disgusting at the end. I can't imagine why anyone would think thats hot/sexy.

So before the end; it's clean, safe, and wonderful

[SephYuyX]

Am I the only one who is proud of him?

I was, until I read the words "Dirty Sanchez"

Sorry folks, but poo belongs in the toilet.

Dirty Sanchez only gets absolutely disgusting at the end. I can't imagine why anyone would think thats hot/sexy.

So before the end; it's clean, safe, and wonderful

It's fun for the whole family ofcourse.

[Xavier]

Fun for everyone except the girl...and probably the guy too.

[Ksandra]

LOL semi old thread but I just found out about this link on VH1

http://www.getdshirts.com/

Hello there and welcome to getDshirts.com
I'm Dustin Diamond and you probably remember me from the hit TV show Saved By The Bell. After the show ended I decided to leave Sunny Cailfornia for the midwest. My shitty credit meant that getting a loan for a house would be tough. I began looking and finally purchsed one on a land contract. I was thrilled! Now I call Wisconsin my home.

During the past years the land around me has developed for the better and my property value went way up. Now that the house is worth a lot more they want it back. Knowing my credit is bad, getting a straight mortgage would take some time. I received a letter stating that I had 30 days to pay $250,000.00 or get out. I was not thrilled.

Calling an old friend with lots of connections, I was finally referred to a man named Arthur Giraldo who works for New York Capital Exchange. "If he can't do it, it can't be done." Arthur was said to be an expert in land contracts and a guru when it came to getting difficult loans done. Indeed Arthur sold himself highly and away we went to save my house. I was told not to worry, that it wouldn't be a problem and that everything would be done quickly, as was needed.

I sent everything he asked for and signed all the papers that were sent to me. The closing date was to be set and he would have a lawyer who was in Wisconsin come to the closing with me. Arthur even said he was going to fly out himself and be there for the closing. The days went by and I never heard from him. I called and left message after message but never got a call back. I finally called from another number from the road (I travel the U.S. doing stand up comedy) and he picked up. As if we had all the time in the world, he brushed it off and said again not to worry. Everything was moving ahead and all is well. He set yet another closing date, but that came and went.

Meanwhile, all was not well and they still want the house. As days crept by and still no calls from Arthur, I was forced to threaten calling every day, all day long, every hour on the hour til I got a call back. Alas, I get a call back. "Don't worry. Everything's moving ahead and all is well." Less than thrilled.

This avoidance goes on and on for some time until...

"You got Served"

That's right, yours truly gets served with a notice to foreclose. They're gonna take my house! I'm gonna be homeless! Dustin Diamond homeless in Wisconsin. BULLSHIT! Time to call up New York Capital Exchange and set them straight! My message went something like this...

"Tell Arthur Giraldo that I just got served and was told that he hadn't contacted the holder of the land contract for over a month, never sent any papers over and as such, I am losing my house. If he doesn't call me back I'll go to Howard Stern and tell the world (New York especially) how he does business. Let's face it, if he can't find the time to work on a mortgage for a famous celebrity, how will he handle the average person?"

In more words than one I was told basically... "Go f... yourself!"

One phone call later I was telling the Stern show what had happened.
Time to pay the piper Arthur. You shouldn't have f...ed with the Dman.

At this point I have less than 40 days to save my house and I'm calling out to anyone who will listen.

1. I want Arthur to lose his cushy job at NYCE where he screws over the working man then laughs at their expense.

2. I ask you to join my fight against injustice by helping to save my house.

I've designed a T-shirt for all of you to wear to show your support. All monies go towards Saving My House!

1. A $15.00 donation will get you a comfortable and stylish cotton T-Shirt telling the world you helped save my house.

2. A $20.00 donation will get you that same T-Shirt signed by me with my special message "Fuck Giraldo".

First we rallied to Free Wynona. The next time we Voted For Pedro. This time we'll Save Screeech's House!

Please rally behind me and together we can end the feeble handling of peoples futures by Arthur Giraldo and at the same time SAVE MY HOUSE!

~ Dustin Diamond

That's really him too. XD LOL

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[Tilo]

lol that article is funny.

The video has been on the web for a while. I was at a friend's house a week ago when we stumbled upon it at a joke/porn video site thats name escapes me. After about 5 minutes I was completely disgusted and stopped watching.

I can tell you right now that if the girl is decent looking, and the act of sex is going on or about to happen, I get wood. This video did not give me an erection. The only thing it DID do was horrify and destroy fond memories of my childhood.

[Correction]

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