Swedish vs Brittish nightclubs *NSFW*

[Lithiani]

God, Ovid was so right... the more of a woman that is left to the imagination the more attractive she is. I just love that half hidden breast, it's amazing if only women knew what men really found attractive (or at least I do).

So you've got a thing for Burkas, amirite?

Anyway, don't take the UK club as a true example. A: It's a chav club, so it's where all the swamp donkey tree pigs go to try and pull chavs, for only chavs are drunk enough to bone that. And B: It was in newcastle, which is about the level of the Saarlac pit for gene-rejects. The hot chick levels are through the roof here in Nottingham.

[SephYuyX]

Nottingham.

Wow, Nottingham is real e.e?

[Maguspk]

God, Ovid was so right... the more of a woman that is left to the imagination the more attractive she is. I just love that half hidden breast, it's amazing if only women knew what men really found attractive (or at least I do).

So you've got a thing for Burkas, amirite?

Anyway, don't take the UK club as a true example. A: It's a chav club, so it's where all the swamp donkey tree pigs go to try and pull chavs, for only chavs are drunk enough to bone that. And B: It was in newcastle, which is about the level of the Saarlac pit for gene-rejects. The hot chick levels are through the roof here in Nottingham.

The particular allusion to Ovid I'm referring to is Phoebus and Daphne (Phoebus is just another name Apollo was called, he was called Phoebus in this case to fit the meter properly lol, but that's besides the point). In the poem he talks about the way Daphne's long white gown fits to her body and leaves enough left to your mind that it enhances the effect of the image. Then cupid uses one of his lighter arrows, which enhance already existing love/crush/infatuation etc. The other kind of arrows he has are ones with lead at the tip which cause hate or dislike. But ya, Cupid shoots him with an arrow and Phoebus' infatuation with the form-fitting gown Daphne grows and he chases her all the way to her father (a river god) her then turns her into a tree.

It's exactly how this Swedish woman is in modern dress. It's just enough shown with not enough revealed to leave your imagination to wander. Enough to allow you to think up the exact things you want even though they might not be there, enough that you are allowed to create your ideal in what is hidden.

Example: Skirts, Low Cut Shirts, all these are more attractive than a woman who is just naked and her entire body is just there, without any doubt at to what it looks like.

Latin poetry is so true, even to this day. It's funny how the same truths still hold today. Even down to the way they treated their religions lol. But I digress, ya boobs, hawt. Totally.

[NynJa]

this thread fucking sucks...

[Eternus]

this thread fucking sucks...

Yeah it sucks because the Swedish girls aren't scantily clad enough? Personally if they were naked it would be better to me. Sometimes though it is best to leave a little to the imagination, I agree with Maguspk on that account. Really it doesn't matter as long as the chick is attractive haha. Nobody wants to look at uglies.

[Maguspk]

this thread fucking sucks...

You gay?

[Elcura]

London has tons of ugly people, come to Preston/Lancashire or even manchester. so many hot women around here and a surprising amount of goths/emos (but goth/emo chicks are hot, just don't have a relationship with one)

[Popeh]

(but goth/emo chicks are hot, just don't have a relationship with one)

!!

[Lithiani]

I like Goth chicks, sanity is overrated.

Nottingham.

Wow, Nottingham is real e.e?

Only for 9 months of the year. During summer Nottingham becomes a place of make believe and fairy tales while we busily rake cash off the tourists.

And/Or serve them stupidly strong beer they can't handle and become amused when they try and keep up with the local bar-prop.

[Scythiroth]

this thread fucking sucks...

Well, he came here because it said NSFW in the title, he was expecting more, as was I. =/

[Paulisdead]

....... I just trawled through the gallery's on the Slinky web page but alas I could not come up with anything to rival the swedish night clubs. I think it is time for me to move to somewhere more pleasant than the UK.

[BRP]

There are no ugly people in Sweden? I mean isn't it obvious you can just take a bunch of ugly people from Sweden and a bunch of good looking people from Englash and completely change the arguement?

[Cesaria]

Nottingham = home of 2 major pastimes...

fleecing tourists (see World of Robin Hood Tatt for example)
and shooting each other...

hasn't really moved on from Robin and his buddies at all has it?

[Pinball]

There are no ugly people in Sweden? I mean isn't it obvious you can just take a bunch of ugly people from Sweden and a bunch of good looking people from Englash and completely change the arguement?

This is not an argument, its a joke. realitycheck

[Elcura]

Nottingham = home of 2 major pastimes...

fleecing tourists (see World of Robin Hood Tatt for example)
and shooting each other...

hasn't really moved on from Robin and his buddies at all has it?

LOL win

[NynJa]

this thread fucking sucks...

You gay?

wow, women in a club dancing...

You make it sound like its exclusive only to sweeden.

[BRP]

There are no ugly people in Sweden? I mean isn't it obvious you can just take a bunch of ugly people from Sweden and a bunch of good looking people from Englash and completely change the arguement?

This is not an argument, its a joke. realitycheck

Sorry, I was under the impression jokes were funny.

[Remembrance]

YOU DARE DISPLEASE THE BRP GOD?

Don't read the fucking thread then tightass. Nobody said you had to read it, and nobody asked for your opinion on it either.

It was VERY funny.

[Parshath]

London has tons of ugly people, come to Preston/Lancashire or even manchester. so many hot women around here and a surprising amount of goths/emos (but goth/emo chicks are hot, just don't have a relationship with one)

zomg, you're from teh north Ulmega? D:

Yay, guess where I live. It's the capital of teenage pregnancy, underage drinking and plenty of alcohol related crime. YAY FOR BLACKPOOL

Kill me now

[BRP]

YOU DARE DISPLEASE THE BRP GOD?

Don't read the fucking thread then tightass. Nobody said you had to read it, and nobody asked for your opinion on it either.

It was VERY funny.

Couldn't the same be said to you, about reading my posts? "Nobody said you had to read it, and I didn't ask for your opinion on it either".