r u dum?

[Chips]

Yep. As the title suggests, a topic... about, well, dumb topics. I was casually browsing through the infamous Allakhazam.com, and I came across this:

i was lookin at sword weps war could eqp when i came across ridill. i seen it a few times on people but never much. it looked ordinary 40 dmg 236 dly which isnt that good

but then i saw it says OCCASIONALLY ATTACKS 2-3TIMES

that basicly means u swing it 2-3 times an attack instead of just once. hmmm maybe it works on the other weapon to if u dual wielding them? il tell u once i get

it like a kraken club sword but with bigger dmg

i think reason most WAR dont eqp it since i seen so few is b/c they must hav frogot to read were it says 'occasonly attacks 2-3times' i know i did the first few times i saw it LOL.

look here if u dont believe me
http://ffxi.somepage.com/itemdb/301

well neway reason i poasted this was im a 74 war on fairy server and i looked into how u get the sword.......get this its not even a super long quest, al u do is kill this one nm named fafner i think. heere is the info i got on fafner http://ffxi.somepage.com/mobdb/2011 it says u need 6-12 ppl to kill him, SO i figure wat if.... FAIRY WARRIORS UNITE and i guess drk could come too for the sword since they can use too.

i dont think it should be 2 hard to camp. he is in an area named dragonsairy and ive never been there in my 74 levels of war so i guess not many know about him.

sooo post here if ur on fairy(or send tell on game if im on) and we can work somethin out! gl with this great sword if ur on another server too hope i was helpful

Source: http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/db/jobs.h...;num=34;page=1

I couldn't help but laugh. Has anyone been able to find anything as funny as this?

Note* The original idea of changing the raise system doesn't count.

[Makore]

..........................wow. Just wow.

[Epical]

It's not... possible for someone to be THAT stupid. It just cannot be.

[Narse]

Too stupid to be legit. Just someone acting like a moron.

[Chips]

I would like to take this time to point out that this person states, he is in fact a level 74 WAR.

Edit: Oh, if you don't believe me, continue reading through the entire topic on Allah. This guy is the real deal.

[rydiu]

thats a THF item

[Falconblade]

It's not... possible for someone to be THAT stupid. It just cannot be.

Its Alla.
Alla breaks the boundries of stupidity.

[Kailyn]

wow.....humanity is doomed if people like this still exist.

[Kazen]

lol.... yeah Fafnir is never camped... 150ish people in zone each day... yeah no one knows about it.

[Not Kuno]

Your first mistake was assuming there's a boundry on stupidity.

[BRP]

Troll post, and I had a better one! ;o

[Aladwar]

lol

[miokomioko]

Sucker. Don't be so naive.

[Fhqwghads]

Bastardizing the English language like that hurts my brain on so many different levels.

[Lylie]

Too stupid to be legit. Just someone acting like a moron.

What he said.

The first part could be authentic, but the second part is too stupid to be true. Intentionally typo key words like Fafnir, and Dragon Aery. He's mocking DRK and says DA is not a famous area.

Just a troll, not even funny :/

[RikkuYuna]

i dont think it should be 2 hard to camp.

Thats grand.

[BRP]

i dont think it should be 2 hard to camp.

Thats grand.

Nice Avatar, I mean, its very fashionable to put entire pages in very tiny sizes.

[Mertron]

Why must retards be from Fairy.

Must be a hoax.

Please?

[BRP]

Anyone can find that big ass Allakhazam thread we had where we raided the hell out of them? It was about level 50 clothcrafters.

[Aladwar]

Anyone can find that big ass Allakhazam thread we had where we raided the hell out of them? It was about level 50 clothcrafters.

That thread was made of lol.