Futchy is the server's joke, most people use the word lol prefix when talking about him, as he is known as "lolfutchy".
His relic is more proof that you can IGE your way into a mandau. He is one of those players who say "I've had bonecraft for 5 years! and I sat on gil during inflation!!!" when they actually didn't, they were poor all the way during inflation, and well after inflation, and mysteriously bumped into 150m one day.
Valkarie hangs with Precise always, both of them are also pieces of shit together, I guess they can be a trio of tards with futchy hanging around though.
edit : rofl @ this KI quote
Be sure to thank Stalkermonkey too.
So.... if a fag finds a dagger in a forest and no one is there to witness it, does anyone care?