Worst macros ever.

[Lexa]

Olo(or anyone else on Ramuh that can take shots of chat logs) please for the love of all that is ridiculously awesome, get some shots of Zantech's macros on here!

Haha I love Zan's /emote macro's lol. I will SS some at dynamis this weekend if nobody beats me to it... Absolute classic's XD

I want to know what that avatar is from.. holy shit rofl.

The avatar's origins:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rshvSIPN17g

[Callisto]

lol, wrong thread, someone delete please. XD

[Stolin]

My new asuran fists macro:

"boosh boosh boosh boosh boosh boosh boosh boosh"

[Obev]

My new asuran fists macro:

"boosh boosh boosh boosh boosh boosh boosh boosh"

My Hexa Strike macro back when I leveled Club up was like that. Auto-translated "Club", 6 times.

[Howard Roark]

when people complain about someone's excessive macros (i'm talking 2-liner for pld's banish etc) i advise them to make a 'hit' macro

use it everytime you swing, hopefully they get it

[Thufir]

when people complain about someone's excessive macros (i'm talking 2-liner for pld's banish etc) i advise them to make a 'hit' macro

use it everytime you swing, hopefully they get it

I did that EXACT thing when I partied with Ranger who had a macro with a chatline in it for his RANGED ATTACK.
That's useful information there. Allow me (the Monk) to return the favor by letting you know when I punch the mob.


He changed his macro.

[Nadrojj]

Lol I still have my macros from when I very first started the game about five years ago and took warrior to 40 before unlocking any advanced jobs. Well I decided to level warrior again and went back through my macros...

"Strength of a Bear" Beserk!

"Heart of a Lion" Defender!

I don't know why but i lol'd a little bit because it reminded me of the good ol' days.

I also had shouts for teleports macro'd in too lol.

[Foof]

Jump macro:
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/2068/jumpsw9.jpg

[MaachaQ]

This macro had to be made annoying on purpose, after a few too many times ppl nearly wiped us on Suzaku/Seiryu during 2 Hours. I think it gets the job done rather well now ^^

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z...tide-2hour.png

[Octavious]

My Hexa Strike macro back when I leveled Club up was like that. Auto-translated "Club", 6 times.

I only have 3 text macros that I made with IME a very long time ago and I haven't had the heart to delete them. I don't know why...once I realized how annoying text is for ANYTHING but maybe a pull macro, I took it out. Although these 3 are the only ones in my pallettes with text. Oh, and I apologize ahead of time, I don't have the ability to use JP IME at work so I did the best I could do. These might be annoying but I can't bring myself to delete them...so cute & fun :3

Hexa Strike:
(Hexa Strike) ? 1 ? 2 ? 3 ? 4 ? 5 ? 6 <t>

Devotion:
(*^_^)_?~ (Devotion) <t>

Ranged Attack (Pulls Only):
(????)??????????? <t> INC.

[shinerboch]

i used to play w/ this mnk/sam who had all kinds of macros. i played on xbox so no pics. his macros were "i get one free pass." the guy was too gimp to lvl nin. his gear was also terrible not to mention he was an ass.

[Thistle]

How's that saying go? Oh yeah, "loldrk".

http://www.hot-hot-hot-catlove.com/f...-BadMacro2.jpg

http://www.hot-hot-hot-catlove.com/f...-BadMacro1.jpg

[Lexa]

http://www.hot-hot-hot-catlove.com/f...-BadMacro1.jpg

That reads really funny to those of us who can actually read the ø. >.>

[terranova]

*while casting ballad*
/p {Refresh}ga. Take that {Red Mage}s

*while casting that accuracy song*
/p Now you elvaans will stop messing.

That was one of those princess bards who'll leave if xp/hr drops likes -5xp. I was a WHM at the time but his ballad macro was pissing me off and I blacklisted him. He was so high on his horse that he kept spamming elegy on the mob and got so much hate that no ones provoke could save him. Pretty much all his song macros were some insult towards a race or a job :/.

Provoke/utsu/SE macros don't bother me(cause then I can plan ahead) unless it's something stupid like:

/p {Provoke} Your mother was sucking on my dick last night!!

Now this one was pretty funny:

/p LOLDRG <tp> {Wheeling Thrust}

Later he changed it to just DRG. Guess he felt it was making him look stupid since he's a DRG ;p and there was nothing "loldrg" about that particular DRG.

[BerenTebogo]

Should be for best macro ever but whatever, this guy is in fact JP, making it much more amusing.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...410_114103.jpg

[Lexa]

Holy God, that is win and awesome!

[Howard Roark]

jp's crack me up when NAs would normally make me grind my teeth

whatcha gonna do brother--that's macho man amirite?

i remember my friend cracking up over a jp IME'ing this:

n a h a h a


in that crazy text of theirs, in lower jeuno

[Tarumara]

jp's crack me up when NAs would normally make me grind my teeth

whatcha gonna do brother--that's macho man amirite?

i remember my friend cracking up over a jp IME'ing this:

n a h a h a


in that crazy text of theirs, in lower jeuno

no, its hulk hogan.

"Whatcha gunna do Brother, when Hulkamania runs wild on yoooooooou" yeah that

macho man was "OHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEAH"

[Tomiko]

jp's crack me up when NAs would normally make me grind my teeth

qft

What type of macro was that? Just a target one?

[Howard Roark]

jp's crack me up when NAs would normally make me grind my teeth

qft

What type of macro was that? Just a target one?

oh, wrong thread i guess, as the n a h a h a wasnt a macro, but i had a jp in merit, a brd, the other night, Rontao, had the funniest random english phrases in with the kanji scribbles

classic rock phrases... Welcome to the jungle! and a couple others, they made me LOL

also use this for wb (welcome back) in jp PT's: [hill][area] it translates to a mispelled okaeri which is 'welcome back' but it cracks JP's up all the time