ReRolling, veteran seeks single white female

[BRP]

http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/09/another-dod-loser.html

This is you my friend

Failure for linking Ebaums world.

[Melisande]

I have a potential candidate, however she wishes to remain anonymous until she knows your toon's name.

Post pictures. (Blurring of the name for now is OK)

Edit: Also will she occasionaly stroke my ridill 2-3 times?

Genius

[Xanthu]

http://ebaumsworld.com

This is you my friend

No. It's not.

[Shuemue]

I have a potential candidate, however she wishes to remain anonymous until she knows your toon's name.

Post pictures. (Blurring of the name for now is OK)

Edit: Also will she occasionaly stroke my ridill 2-3 times?

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/6154/img0065ap6.png

Only if you'll stroke hers 2-3 times too!

[ACX]

http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/09/another-dod-loser.html

This is you my friend

No, he defines himself as "a barrel of laughs".
I am not, "a barrel of laughs."

[Alastaire]

I have a potential candidate, however she wishes to remain anonymous until she knows your toon's name.

Post pictures. (Blurring of the name for now is OK)

Edit: Also will she occasionaly stroke my ridill 2-3 times?

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/6154/img0065ap6.png

Only if you'll stroke hers 2-3 times too!

Not a cute enough job, methinks.

[Shuemue]

As you can see, she'll do better than wear Opaline, she'll have a matching outfit.

For my A1 pimping skills I expect a 2m gil finders fee.

[Shuemue]

Not a cute enough job, methinks.

I can also arrange for her to be outfitted in a manteel.

[Ashira]

Wait...

you'd actually be paying for a girl to be smothering and needy?

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

lol @ thread

Not quite a whoosh. I was just amused by the 'must wait outside while I do events' and the 'must ask everyone where i am when i'm not online' and the emote stuff. Since everything I've ever seen shows guys hate girls like this.

I dunno... I mean, I get the joke and all; but at the same time, if he's going to be as shallow as he is in his requirements, why not also continue and just require more like "must be at my beck and call but go away when I tell you to," or "must go fetch me as many grape drinks and stacks of mulsum for which I bellow," or "must be ready to cyber me whenever I want," or "must follow me around talking about how great I am."

It's just inconsistent.

Men.

[ACX]

Not a cute enough job, methinks.

I can also arrange for her to be outfitted in a manteel.

I'm not racist and I appreciate your effort but I specifically requested an elvaan/hume female. Mithras just arent my thing.

Also I will not be stroking her ridill, since You are the one subscribing to this monthly service I have provided, therefore you are at my mercy untill such a subscription is dicontinued.

[aurik]

I dunno... I mean, I get the joke and all; but at the same time, if he's going to be as shallow as he is in his requirements, why not also continue and just require more like "must be at my beck and call but go away when I tell you to," or "must go fetch me as many grape drinks and stacks of mulsum for which I bellow," or "must be ready to cyber me whenever I want," or "must follow me around talking about how great I am."

Those are good ideas.

[Seebo]

Wait...

you'd actually be paying for a girl to be smothering and needy?

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

lol @ thread

Not quite a whoosh. I was just amused by the 'must wait outside while I do events' and the 'must ask everyone where i am when i'm not online' and the emote stuff. Since everything I've ever seen shows guys hate girls like this.

I dunno... I mean, I get the joke and all; but at the same time, if he's going to be as shallow as he is in his requirements, why not also continue and just require more like "must be at my beck and call but go away when I tell you to," or "must go fetch me as many grape drinks and stacks of mulsum for which I bellow," or "must be ready to cyber me whenever I want," or "must follow me around talking about how great I am."

It's just inconsistent.

Men.

I agree that would be very annoying. I'd prolly tell her to gtfo after like 10 mins ._.

[Ryko]

http://thoseguys.us/forums/images/av...38ca5d1ee3.gif

[Shuemue]

Not a cute enough job, methinks.

I can also arrange for her to be outfitted in a manteel.

I'm not racist and I appreciate your effort but I specifically requested an elvaan/hume female. Mithras just arent my thing.

Also I will not be stroking her ridill, since You are the one subscribing to this monthly service I have provided, therefore you are at my mercy untill such a subscription is dicontinued.

Please forgive my tardiness in failing to read your brief carefully.

I'll inform the filthy cat that she'll have to stick to letting me leech merits on my loltarumnk.

[ACX]

Those are good ideas.

I agree! I am adding them to the oringial post in a subheading called "user contributions"

[Krandor]

Wow I missed this while fighting Cerb, keep it up please.

[LinktheDeme]

I guestimate 25 pages, 5 of which will actually pertain to the original statement

[Shuemue]

Wow I missed this while fighting Cerb, keep it up please.

Sorry Kran, I doubt he's after a Galka. >_>

[Krandor]

Wow I missed this while fighting Cerb, keep it up please.

Sorry Kran, I doubt he's after a Galka. >_>

Say What? I play more then one toon you know <.<

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y31/Krandor/HyoBLM.jpg


(Name covered to preserve the innocence of the actual owner of this account since they'll kill me for this)

[Ryko]

Ooh she has the good hair too