Alla pics!

[Starr]

hi this is my guide to how to kill gods in the sky... if u wanna noe u gotta read dis hole thred.. ok


so 1st is prolly genbu... hes a big turtle lol... u just gotta keep hittin him untl hes ded... wich takes like 10 minuts w/ sum noobs or less w/ pros... cast stun f he wants to water you... pally shud tank it in circles lol


2nd is kirin hes a big mandicor but he uses erth element... so that means u gotta use wind on him... u shud have ppl run around in the room so they dun get hit by his spels... they can do liek 2000 dmg if u suck... so use barerth spell on every1... also bring A LOTS OF WHT's... shud use gravty to keep him slow... have ppl voke it to keep it not kill blms

3rd is the byakko tigers lol... hes rlly ez just got sum hi evasion so u shud eat sushi... make sure u got lots of tanks cuz he can do claw swips that will kill any tank easy fast... he is lite mob so use dark alined spells i think.... also use dark SC for hji dmg... he can hit fast but his 2hr is just pd so its pretty ez if u just last longer dan him...



4th 1 is Seiryu he is a big dragon like the one in kuftal tunnel but he does 100 fist lol eeven tho he doesnt punch cuz he has no hands... make sure to use ice spell since he is wind based... bind or stun him wen he 2hrs and u might live... he can drop some sweet stuff so hes gud to kill qucik


last is suzku the red bird it is fire based and it dus chainspel... so ES silence is gud or else bind or else stun or else kill it fast

it dos a move called tripple attk which does 3 attks so stun after or ninja will die.... GL ON GODS!

I thought this was someone taking the piss... but he has 1710 posts.

[spooky]

No way can that be anything else other than a piss-take... No way...

[Ohemgee]

I don't want to have to buy gil to be good, Ridil cost so much on my server, and it doesn't even get listed on the AH because its so rare. Right now I'm working on my Relic Scythe 10/400 on the level 1 upgrade, I wish it would go faster, but I have no Dynamis LS, so I ask friends for currency. My one friend ( a BLM named berticus) gave me these 10 currency when he quit (he plays Diablo 2 now, we keep in touche), so that is a good start.

i rofl'd

Hahaha

[Scorp]

From the classic Suggestion and Feedback forum, or Dear SE ...

ooking at summoner as a job its just... inadequate, so here's a list of boosts that this job could benefit from in my opinion.

1. double both aoe buff and aoe damage spell range.

2. make it so you can target other people with aoe buff spells, that way we can buff groups safely from the back row.

3.have +summoning magic skill over cap effect BP timer. 3 points over cap= -1 second, max -10 seconds.

4. boost avatar accuracy greatly. namely give them ~75-80% accuracy on vt mobs, giving a fully acc merited summoner the same 75-80% accuracy on it+. in addition to this, have the AF piece that gives acc give a 2.5% acc boost, and the relic piece a 5% boost. give similar boost to magic accuracy.

5.boost avatar melee damage greatly. 50-75 damage on vt mobs at 75.(75-80% the melee damage of a same level average equipped DD) with summoner's pigaches boosting that by an additional 10-20 damage.

6.lower avatar perpetuation by 3 and spirit perpetuation by 5 at 75, possibly by removing a few of the times it increases at level up in earlier levels.

7.have spirit perpetuation merits also effect avatars.

8. have buff pacts like noctoshield, hastega, and earthen ward match their respective spells phalanx, haste, stoneskin in duration and strength, possibly have summoning magic skill effect this.

9. have earlier level pacts scale in damage better to level 75, possibly scale to summoning magic skill

10. increase the amount all healing bloodpacts cure for. or scale to summoning magic skill

11. increase the damage ramuh's enthunder pact gives(10-20 added effect at 75, vs 0-2), as well as his shockspikes pact.

12. have avatar TP both effect avatar melee accuracy and attack. the longer an avatar is out the more powerful it becomes.

13. give us food that does anything positive for our avatars.

14. un-stupify dark spirit, give him some use, possibly versions of drk's drain spells, but have the stat boosts go to random party member instead of spirit.

15. boost our merited bloodpacts, let them do 1k-1.2k un-bursted against elementally weak vt mobs, 1.5k bursted against same mobs.

16. have our level 65 and 70 melee bloodpacts skillchain, possibly even doing darkness or light with the quested weaponskills.

17. second auto refresh trait.

18. a fourth useful ranged weapon/ammo, possibly something that enhances avatars or gives +2hmp.

19. more clear mind traits.

20. a ring or two with +hmp.

I assume after these 20 "tweaks" summoner will be an acceptable job to have in the game.

[VZX]

too lazy to get screenshot

http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?f ... 004;page=1

today i walk in tringi cnayon and i want kill cameles for mad gill and i see a camle EATING ANOTHER ONE!!?!??!
why am monster eat one other monster ??!?!?! i am 9 level ^_^ so i go help the good camel to win and i cannot why also when i want make gill this cannot be done ???!?!?!

no i 9 level when they no reply for my attack !!?!! this mean i can not kill the camlel maybe i am 6 more levels yet ???
i made 20 gill from a stingy bee i found in the SAME PLACE!!!?!?! i am kill camels not more i am making mad gills more from stingy bee ^_^_^_^_^

is why when i cannot buy potion i am eat a vile elixir for 13 HELTH POINT !!?!
but when am prescibe it hell me for on 6 ?????!?!
but how i achieve ANY elixir of helth when stingy bee might not EVER DROP THEM !!?!?!
I NEED 7 LEVEL !!!!!??!? HOW WHEN CAMLEMS NOT ANGAGE ME FOR 4 LEVEL !!?!? i never get elixir of helth now

you all crazy speak!!??! i am in 9 level ABOVE !!! i remove from tranghogi canyon
i see some player who for 6 level me ABOVE!!!!! run AND mad dragon aside him
why when i want this it not happen
how when i kill a yagoman it not drop 20 gils BUT 40!!!!?!???!?! AN I HAVE NOT EVEN WINDHAM TO SELL !!!!!?!?! IT JST THERE IN THAT PLACE !!?!

[Imperial]

wow wtf

I gotta check this out

[Eddie]

Good god VZX that post just boggled my mind.

[Minions]

Good god VZX that post just boggled my mind.

HA I dont know what to think anymore.

[Gere]

I love the filters on allla.

A comprehensive list:

Chuck Norris -> Allakhazam
Dick -> Richard
Desu -> Rate me down (this one was put in during the 4-chan raid on alla)
lolDrg/lolPup -> I'm a moron (this one is because of me, I was bored and decided to see if the mods would actually respond to requests on the feedback forum, turns out they do)
the words Monk Item cannot be posted at all, the forum will actually block the post and tell you to change it.

[Nuketwig]

the words Monk Item cannot be posted at all, the forum will actually block the post and tell you to change it.

What was that about again? I can't remember what exactly everyone thought should be a monk item.

[Imperial]

the words Monk Item cannot be posted at all, the forum will actually block the post and tell you to change it.

What was that about again? I can't remember what exactly everyone thought should be a monk item.

Something to do w/ Everquest. Because monks were really powerful? And they should get all items?

Or something.

[Nuketwig]

the words Monk Item cannot be posted at all, the forum will actually block the post and tell you to change it.

What was that about again? I can't remember what exactly everyone thought should be a monk item.

Something to do w/ Everquest. Because monks were really powerful? And they should get all items?

Or something.

Well, not playing Everquest would explain why I didn't know, thanks.

[izembo]

prolly the equivalent of saying "hunter item" on wow.

[Eddie]

wut

[Swatt]

prolly the equivalent of saying "hunter item" on wow.

hey it got my hunter free stuff to sell on the AH

[Asy]

I love the filters on allla.

A comprehensive list:

Chuck Norris -> Allakhazam
Dick -> Richard
Desu -> Rate me down (this one was put in during the 4-chan raid on alla)
lolDrg/lolPup -> I'm a moron (this one is because of me, I was bored and decided to see if the mods would actually respond to requests on the feedback forum, turns out they do)
the words Monk Item cannot be posted at all, the forum will actually block the post and tell you to change it.

The Loldrg were because of myself and Misterbob. We spammed about 500+ loldrgs in the Fenrir/General forums, then necro bumped all of Fenrir. When we got rated out in the feedback forums, we necro bumped that, too. :wink:

Not to mention trolling the fuck out of the drg forums.

Like this

Ni hao my fellow DRGs! I just figured I'd inform some of you on the awesome DRG relic weapon, the Gungnir. This Spear is often considered to be the ultimate endgame weapon for any self-respecting DRG, so if you are a DRG who is new to endgame, listen up!

The Gungnir:
http://ffxi.somepage.com/itemdb/3873

Obtaining the Gungnir:
Obtaining the Gungnir is no simple task. You first need to join a Dynamis Linkshell, if you haven't already. Do this immediately at level 65, don't let anyone on any forum tell you otherwise. If a LS does not accept you at 65, they suck and you should find a better one.
Once you join the LS, insist on joining the sponsor list, even if you don't have enough gil to finish the Relic, or most of it. Some people might get angry, but hey, you pay 12.95 a month and you have the right to sponsor some Dynamis! Once you upgrade to Stage 3, you are pretty much halfway there, so tell the naysayers to shut up!
At this point, insist that because you are at the awesome Stage 3 that you should be given priority. Also, only wear your Stage 3 Relic, never use any other weapon, because the prestige of the Stage 3 is nothing short of awesome.
Demand that your LS do an attestation run for you, and that they get you your fragment as well. If they don't, leave immediately and find a new LS.
Once you have completed this amazing task, (it'll take like 2 weeks, not bad eh?), you will have your Gungir! However, you may find yourself asking, "Why did I get this?"

Benefits of the Gungnir:
1). We all know that DRGs cannot equip accuracy gear. This is pretty much a staple of the FFXI universe. The Gungnir however is the ONLY piece of DRG gear that adds accuracy, and its +20! Wow! With this amazing item, my hit rate on T mobs in merit parties went up from 25% to 30%, thats awesome! I could almost outparse the DRK in my party who was using a Dhamel Mantle.

2). Additional Effect: Weakens Defense. This is amazing. When I actually hit the mob, the other melees can do more damage to it! This makes DRG a must-have in any group!

3). Shock Spikes. This is the only down side to the Gungnir, it will actually give the enemy Shock Spikes that proc every time. However, a RDM with Duelist Chapeau was able to Dispel it 10% of the time.

4). Geirskogul. You're probably wondering what Geirskogul is. Well, I'm here to tell you! It's an ancient Japanese technique passed down through many generations that causes growth of facial hair! Yes, we all know that normally DRGs cannot grow moustaches, but this changes everything, and is the #1 reason to obtain the Gungnir.



I hope that after reading this guide, many DRGs will flock to the Gungnir, and start lining up to sponsor in their Dynamis LSs!

good times ):

[Gere]

I love the filters on allla.

A comprehensive list:

Chuck Norris -> Allakhazam
Dick -> Richard
Desu -> Rate me down (this one was put in during the 4-chan raid on alla)
lolDrg/lolPup -> I'm a moron (this one is because of me, I was bored and decided to see if the mods would actually respond to requests on the feedback forum, turns out they do)
the words Monk Item cannot be posted at all, the forum will actually block the post and tell you to change it.

The Loldrg were because of myself and Misterbob. We spammed about 500+ loldrgs in the Fenrir/General forums, then necro bumped all of Fenrir. When we got rated out in the feedback forums, we necro bumped that, too. :wink:

Not to mention trolling the fuck out of the drg forums.

Like this


good times ):

No it was definitely because of me : http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?f ... 1174866579

lol at you for thinking anyone cares about your trolling (and for actually being proud of it), trolling is bad mmmkay/

[Asy]

oh, you're a drg i see :wink:

[Rocl]

LOLDRG

ahahaha that makes my day~

[Falaras]

Ranger forums post regarding Scorpion Harness:

hallo, im a 39ish ranger taru.

What do I need to think about in the future regarding armour and stuff like that..

A guy in my ls told me i would go nowhere without Scorpion harness is that really true?

He told me i was expected to melee quite some, and SH was needed, any feedback.

ANd any info what past 60s taru equipment should be (not mentionning weapons)

Regards, replies most welcome.

Read the stickies at the top

lolscorpionharness

I've yet to see a RNG in an SH other than when they were showing off that they had one. RNG is a job that is able to eat meat consistently because of all the ranged acc they get on their gear. Luckily most of this can be done awfully cheaply, which is nice because RNG obviously spend quite a bit on ammo. AF body is useable endgame by RNG, and most use that until they get Osode.

Gravena is right for the most part. I wouldn't pt with a rng post 60 for SH on over af body. If a rng is that far up on the line without a Kraken's Club they are not doing their job and are nothing but a cor with no dice at the that time. Only other time i can see sh being accecptablt is for some soloing and in a panic macro for when shadows are down and Uts. is being reapplied.

Even with SH you won't be hitting enough to make a diff with melee. At 60 i believe you are wearing scorpion rings +1 anyway so thats (2 x -8 acc) anyway.

If this was pre-rng nerf i'd say sure, why not, try it out but it isn't. You need to find and stay in your sweet spot to do efficient dmg.

Then only time i've really melee'ed on rng in the last year on rng besides soloing and getting from 96tp - 100tp in merit pts or bs'ing is Jailer of temperence when he goes into slashing mode and my rampage does decent dmg.

I really don't know what your buddy was thinking telling you it's a requirement too have a SH. I'm not going to insault him but i am going to say he is wrong and i doubt he is a rng and shouldn't be giving you advice about rng as such. There is no set gear required armor for any job(well, maybe pld af). My thf stays in RH and i haven't had any complaints. Before Osode i swapped Shikaree Aketon and Af body.

If your really want to learn about rng's from a really rng read this.
http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/db/jobs.ht...m=15;page=1
This is the best rng ...thing... i've read and i have hella respect for Cyth

Goodluck with your rng lvling. : )

And finnaly 5 posts down:

Would your friend be referring to this?

http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/db/item.html?fitem=2346

Scorpion Harness is not equipable by a Ranger. Tell him that you're a Ranger, not a Thief. Maybe he's just screwing with you.