Alla pics!

[jmc]

http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.htm...89884153415820

Interesting thread.... someone made a topic of 1 minute fafnir fights, and now people are trying to explain how it is possible to do.

"4 Man, 1 Minute Fafnir / 9 Man, 5 Minute Tiamat"

[Asdra]

Yeah, that thread was started because on alla, the damage potential of 2h weapons has progressively gotten more and more grossly exaggerated every retelling. It went from a sam doing 6k damage with his 2 hour, to a sam doing 3k weaponskills, to 4 sams doing faf in less than a minute, to 9 people killing Tiamat in 5 minutes, and everyone talking about how terrible it is, but no one can show the proof.

They all just keep passing around that 1 screenshot of the sam 2 houring like its somehow proof of the 4 man fafnir and 9 man Tiamat.

[Gere]

The drg forum on alla is now about 75% noodles bitching and moaning about how he isn't being challenged and is going to play wow.

[S N K]

sigh...

Is this dude.....fucking retarded?

[S N K]

Is it the shot of Budhasmoka dropping ~5k in around 20 seconds on Faf? Because that's when we learned the terrible, terrible cost of this update; you're going to die.

I got face raped at King Behemoth yesterday, never would've happened if I'd been dual-wielding.

"If you're not willing to die for your damage then go level fucking bard." ~Rykoshet

[blister1]

Does this count?

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/2408/lolallacs6.png

[Priran]

=D>

[Almalexia]

2handerd is not a meme.

[Falconblade]

2handerd is not a meme.

2handerd is not a meme
is a meme

[Antonidas]

2handerd is not a meme
is a meme

is not a meme. Go back to spam forum.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e4...lefor/aaaa.jpg

Do a search for Victrola's posts. 99% of the stuff makes perfect sense if you're on acid. And then he will say something so profound and correct that you think "Maybe he's not an idiot. Maybe it's so smart we just can't understand"

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e49/AntValefor/aa.jpg

Or maybe it's just the acid.

[theo]

Wow... you probably could have just posted the first image by itself and it would have been enough. I'm still stuck here trying to wrap my mind around spike hate 16/17 enmity threshold. I think you just broke my brain

[Gere]

I read that second post three times and i still don't know what the hell he's talking about. Even if he were making up his own incorrect facts about the game his post still doesn't make sense.

[Imperial]

spike hate 16/17 enmity threshold ey . . .

[Gere]

This is the best thread ever written on alla:
http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?f ... =18;page=1

[test123]

Best. Fucking. Thread. Ever.

[Theraven]

This is the best thread ever written on alla:
http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?f ... =18;page=1

lol, that was good.

[Indalecia]

OMG I can't stop laughing. :D

[Asdra]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29...ics/lawlBG.jpg

Original Thread here:
viewtopic.php?f=31&t=23251

Its not alla, but that post belongs there.

[Churchill]

I saw some references to the "greatest troll ever" and a lot of "haha so funny" going on.

Just a little throwback, http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?f ... 270;page=1

First page is the only funny one, maybe page two, derailed by three cause I was in Afghanistan.

[Antonidas]

State of the Union

I didn't know 99% of the people on that list when that was written, but, between the BOO-URNS and the heated replies, it was still hillarious.

Sure enough, I still don't know half the people there.