Alla pics!

[Raen Ryong]

So what, in your mind enmity+4 > hp+40 def+5 VIT+20, or why valor? are you gonna cover for mp lolz.

Holy shit. Can you actually be this stupid? <_<

Just because I think VIT +6 > Enmity +2

Why are so many PLDs retarded?

[Valrath]

Damn, I was going to post this. Yeah, that guy is a fucking idiot. Told him to drink bleach, and whatnot. He goes on to say that 22-244 enmity is "good enough", yada yada. What a waste of a valor surcoat is what I most say.

And if the LS leaders aren't hounding him about using koenig as pld/nin, they they're fucking idiots as well.

oh, and here's another "gem" of his: http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/db/jobs.html ... =45;page=1
Oh, the fucking irony.

[Phla]

well /war still works in sky and koenig hands cause a lot of drama since they are such a wanted piece so wtf guys how can you be so ignorant. and since koenig hands are sooooo good why isn't the full set good i mean you get like +60 vit then mobs will hit you for 0 god damn you guys are retards

[Demosthenes11]

Koenig body is not trash and I really question your intelligence if you think it is. After the extensive enmity tests, we learn +3 enmity means almost shit. When we are talking about thousands of VE, +3 here and there really won't make a difference. Nothing wrong with taking 40 hp over 3 enmity

I'm getting too good with embellishing sarcasm

[Fockr]

Please, drink bleach and shut the fuck up

The best response ever.

[Valrath]

Please, drink bleach and shut the fuck up

The best response ever.

alla didn't think so, but what the hell do I care what they think?

[Arthars]

i think koenig body is pretty decent if:
1. you do not have 7M to make ares body
2. you dont have all the luck to get af2 for /nin setup

however koenig body is trash if:
1. you have all PLD endgame body, and koenig turn out to be the one you wear least
2. you not even in a HNM LS to get a koenig body but have gils to make ares and have luck on a af2
3. you have none of the 3 and is wearing a adaman body and just posting due to jealousy

brb i go drink some bleach

[Acturus]

Someone out there doesn't like us. Who knows why. It could be a competitor trying to get our traffic, an RMT site ticked off that we keep banning their ads, or some kid with his panties in a knot because someone insulted him in the forums. Whatever the reason, someone is pushing a web of thousands of computers at us and trying to overload our servers. I've got news for whoever it is. We're not going away. Being down for a day just makes it all the more clear to us how much we appreciate our community.

We've upgraded our servers and switched to a bigger, more stable isp. There are more changes in the works as well. Whatever it takes to fight off this vile attack, we are willing to do it. We've also contacted the FBI and will file charges in whatever countries we need to in order to track this scumbag down. Whoever you are, you better hope you covered your tracks thoroughly.

This low life wants to shut us down and drive away our community. I'm going to ask you to do the exact opposite and really piss him off. Instead of going away like he wants, become more involved instead. Sign up for our premium service and counteract his attempt to cut off our revenue. Post links to our site on other forums and sites and make sure everyone knows who we are and what we offer. Become more active in our forums. Submit some kick ass news articles and guides. Edit our wiki pages to add better information. There are many ways you can demonstrate your support. We thank all of you for your efforts in keeping this site up and running.

http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/

Just in case the site goes back down today. I'm getting sporadic "Cannot find" page errors this morning.

[damac]

I usually just lurk in BG but seeing as I was pretty active in that alla post and its come up here..

Koenig body is not trash and I really question your intelligence if you think it is. After the extensive enmity tests, we learn +3 enmity means almost shit. When we are talking about thousands of VE, +3 here and there really won't make a difference. Nothing wrong with taking 40 hp over 3 enmity

Ill just copy and paste from my post because I cant think of anything new or witty to say.

There is no reason to be wearing Koenig during most endgame events, save things like Dynamis pulling, HP-builds (IE: Citidel buster from ultima) and uhhh, thats it really, if you can actually *notice* the diffrence the vit is giving, im going to say prolly not.


The 4 Enmity from valor surcoat is noticable, covering your co-tank for 100-250 MP is noticable.

I have a HP rant floating around that same forum, if your hovering over 1450-1500 HP, then there is also no reason to be wearing koenig.


I dont think Koenig is total trash in the least bit, but it is situational and I find that most plds seem to think all situations fit that description which is horrible.

Wear Koenig for the HP at times you might need a HP build. The majority of the time anything over 1400-1500 is pointless and your wasting equipment slots.


and after those enmity tests, you find that the 4 enmity does actually mean shit because it has a return around +1 enmity = +1% increase if im not mistaken. and a couple %'s of *thousands* of VE will make a diffrence.

Edit: yeah I saw some small text, thought I had read it but I guess it was the first guy who posted about a green linkpearl. That being said, ignore the above rant and carry on!

Playing text tricks on people half blind never goes over well!




Anywho back to my shadows of lurking, now where did that Jedah thread go....

[Demosthenes11]

think you missed part of that post

[alt]

Someone out there doesn't like us. Who knows why. It could be a competitor trying to get our traffic, an RMT site ticked off that we keep banning their ads, or some kid with his panties in a knot because someone insulted him in the forums. Whatever the reason, someone is pushing a web of thousands of computers at us and trying to overload our servers. I've got news for whoever it is. We're not going away. Being down for a day just makes it all the more clear to us how much we appreciate our community.

We've upgraded our servers and switched to a bigger, more stable isp. There are more changes in the works as well. Whatever it takes to fight off this vile attack, we are willing to do it. We've also contacted the FBI and will file charges in whatever countries we need to in order to track this scumbag down. Whoever you are, you better hope you covered your tracks thoroughly.

This low life wants to shut us down and drive away our community. I'm going to ask you to do the exact opposite and really piss him off. Instead of going away like he wants, become more involved instead. Sign up for our premium service and counteract his attempt to cut off our revenue. Post links to our site on other forums and sites and make sure everyone knows who we are and what we offer. Become more active in our forums. Submit some kick ass news articles and guides. Edit our wiki pages to add better information. There are many ways you can demonstrate your support. We thank all of you for your efforts in keeping this site up and running.

http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/

Just in case the site goes back down today. I'm getting sporadic "Cannot find" page errors this morning.

lol... damn them for trying to drive away the alla community.

lets all go pay for premium accounts so those vile scumbags get a taste of justice!!

who's with me?

[Charismatic]

pay

who's with me?

You lost me.

[blister1]

This low life wants to shut us down and drive away our community. I'm going to ask you to do the exact opposite and really piss him off. Instead of going away like he wants, become more involved instead. Sign up for our premium service and counteract his attempt to cut off our revenue

Why yes, I'll pay for a premium account just so I can use your retarded smilies and have access to a search feature, fucking awesome!

[Akucaen]

Don't forget their 'quality' userbase.

[Tricen]

i think koenig body is pretty decent if:
1. you do not have 7M to make ares body
2. you dont have all the luck to get af2 for /nin setup

however koenig body is trash if:
1. you have all PLD endgame body, and koenig turn out to be the one you wear least
2. you not even in a HNM LS to get a koenig body but have gils to make ares and have luck on a af2
3. you have none of the 3 and is wearing a adaman body and just posting due to jealousy

brb i go drink some bleach

Koenig body is good for /WAR and HP build for self cures.

[Karbuncle]

http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/db/jobs.h...;num=96;page=1

THF's Commence the QQ'ing.



Edit: Looks like a joke thread, i still lul'd alot at the replies. The first few people were serious, after about the 2nd page people realised it was a joke.
Im still lauging, should read it anyway

[Howard Roark]

at work, mind copypasta the OP? many thanks

[Shuemue]

It's just Nynja, he's b& here so he's stuck with trolling there.

[Karbuncle]

Hay, I just finished my relic weapon last night, ya I got my Mandau :D

NEWayz, I have a few questions about it, because I dunno wut to do. I'm a sushi eating thief, becuz it helps me land acid bolts on puks and mamools, and that def down is buerz. Anyways, my Mercy Stroke dmg is kinda low. Shud I be using Breeze Rings for SATA Mercy Stroke maybe ?? I dont know wut 2 do

Or mabe I should be keeping my accuracy gear on, because its a 4hit WS, I kpee gettin 9-10% return, this means Im missing my extra hits I believe, so I should wear accuracy gear, rite ?

O! I was thinking of subbing sam for hasso and seigan too, that shiet is ubar, and with meditate, that makes sam teh BEST SJ EVARZZZ

Thats the OP, above guy said his name...
Was good for a quick laugh, joke or not

Edit: Looks like he changed the OP a bit, but before hand it was a bit more seriously written, not so extravagantly jokingly done.

[Rai]

It's just Nynja, he's b& here so he's stuck with trolling there.

It's a necrobump from about 1.5 years ago.