REPENT

[Tekki]

I need comfort

The Bears are going to the Superbowl and lose to lolbutterfingers

oh man im asking for trouble

[edgarfigaro]

I'm glad I read this thread before I got a flu shot, now I'll disregard my doctor's/mom's advice and listen to some random people on the internet, surely they're better informed than people with a combined 60 years of medical practice.

Get your flu shot if you're in one of the reconmended categories, especially if you have any form of health insurance (most, if not all cover the flu shot completely).

[Daahan]

I'm glad I read this thread before I got a flu shot, now I'll disregard my doctor's/mom's advice and listen to some random people on the internet, surely they're better informed than people with a combined 60 years of medical practice.

Get your flu shot if you're in one of the reconmended categories, especially if you have any form of health insurance (most, if not all cover the flu shot completely).

TELL YOUR MOM TO COMFORT ME!!!!! COMFORT ME!!!!!

[Daahan]

OK.

So I enacted all counter-measures.

If any of you get the Flu, here's the best way to attack it head on:

1) If you have a sore throat, which you most likely will, gargle with lukewarm salt water every 1-2 hours.

2) Drink plenty of orange juice, several glasses a day and eat oranges if you can too. Vitamin C pills are good too.

3) keep drinking water to wash down all that evil flu in to the inhosbitable chamber of your stomach.

4) This sounds weird, but gargle with some mouthwash every now and then. If your mouthwash has alcohol in it it will kill lots of the germs in your throat. just be careful not to swallow it.

5) Drink warm water mixed with lemon/lime juice and honey. Hot tea is good too.

6) Throat lozenges moisturize your dry throat and make you salivate to help wash down all that crap. They soothe too. Chlorasceptic spray helps too.

I'm no doctor, but doing this helped me recover from the flu in less than a day. I should be better my tomorrow morning.

HAPPY HUNTING

[Septimus]

COMFORT ME!!!!!

I'll comfort you baby.