Random Image Thread 2: Random Harder

**Huggo** · 2006-11-19 05:43

Reminds me of that South Park episode when Cartman says he knows what he's getting for christmas. And he's like "I'm getting the Pleasurevibe 6000! It sounds sweet!"

**Malaquist** · 2006-11-19 11:18

Originally Posted by Lbelle

ROFL READ THE REVIEWS

Customers tagged this product with
First tag: toys (Waqas Ahmed on Nov 15, 2006)
Last tag: phallic
phallic (5), adult (1), pink (1), toys (1)

At first, it works great and does everything that's promised - and more. Unfortunately, we're finding that after about 10 minutes of heavy playtime, it loses it's rigidity! The shaft-like structure just falls over and simply will not respond for 24 hours. A big let down.

I gave this to my wife to keep her company while I am away on business trips and unfortunately it has resulted in a lot of chafing. I really wish the designers would have done some anatomical research as we are apparently unable to return this product after it has been used.

If you look really closely, you'll see that this adult toy is (a coincidence, I'm sure) the same shape as a Dora Aquapet. Thousands of well-meaning mature single women have doubtless been caught out by this blunder.

There used to be some toy gun that shot "ooze" too (not involving Dora obviously), you can imagine the reviews on that one.

**Totien** · 2006-11-19 11:26

Originally Posted by Oozinator

Air-powered blaster lets you drench your opponents with powerful blasts of water or globs of gooey bio-ooze
Hit targets up to 35’ away with a 27-oz. water-supply capacity or up to 20’ away with a 10-oz. bio-ooze capacity
Blaster comes with 10-oz. cartridge of bio-ooze

lol

**DeadLegend** · 2006-11-19 11:27

I lold at the "Michael jackson" tag

**-Omni** · 2006-11-19 15:30

LOL Look at the guides.

Originally Posted by Amazon

So You'd Like to...

skeet skeet all over your old lady
-skeet skeet all over your old lady: A guide by DaNcEr PrInCeSs! "DaNcEr PrInCeSs!"

Give a Gift To A Kid?
-Give a Gift To A Kid?: A guide by J-man

**Meriandle** · 2006-11-19 16:02

[Edited out motivational poster. Cause this isnt the poster thread.]

Well I just got pwned right in the face.

Thanks Vobent, I had forgoten about that thread.(Even though its not old or anything... orz)

Vobent · 2006-11-19 16:14

We have a whole topic for those
http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13391

**Caocao** · 2006-11-19 18:46

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/9...6275279vw6.jpg

Lame, I know. But made me lol.

**Plow** · 2006-11-19 18:50

Originally Posted by kiffkin

Anyone else reminded of this?

Once an impoverished crack whore, author Rowlings quickly gained financial success when she switched to the lucrative world of juvenile fiction. In 2003, she was reported to have a net worth of $444 million from Harry Potter royalties. Sequels issued since then have brought the total close to infinity. When asked for comment, Rowlings is known to collapse in hysterical laughter, occasionally snorting "Losers!" between the chuckles.

lol wtf

**Gwynplaine** · 2006-11-19 21:32

This isn't an image but it certianly is random.

Caution: Not mind safe
Worst molestation of video games since Darkened Skye for gamecube.

**Andarvi** · 2006-11-20 01:52

Originally Posted by Gwynplaine

This isn't an image but it certianly is random.

Caution: Not mind safe
Worst molestation of video games since Darkened Skye for gamecube.

quite possibly the greatest thing ive ever seen. period.

**theo** · 2006-11-20 02:17

Originally Posted by Gwynplaine

This isn't an image but it certianly is random.

Caution: Not mind safe
Worst molestation of video games since Darkened Skye for gamecube.

oh shit thats awesome lol

Anybody else reminded of Chex Quest?

edit:
IMAGE FOR GREAT JUSTICE:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30...aol_r02820.jpg

**Charitwo** · 2006-11-20 02:27

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/2...6546546da3.jpg
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/6...5461654vh6.jpg
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7...2024581om3.jpg
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/4...6319963mh0.jpg
http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/2...7994286xs5.jpg
http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/2...7164399ik1.jpg
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/5...8528083ki6.gif
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/4...9885913rk5.jpg
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/9...9152939rp3.jpg
http://img214.imageshachttp://img214...9211961er5.jpg
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/8...1180560iw6.jpg
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/7...5687150ud6.jpg
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/5...6960476tb5.jpg
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/4...3152259dj3.jpg
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/2...5314220kl7.jpg
http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/1...2314494rj6.jpg
http://files.zenixstudios.com/c8b1162190279650.jpg
http://files.zenixstudios.com/f151162485343533.jpg
http://files.zenixstudios.com/0d01162582297561.jpg
http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/3...9555882lg1.jpg
http://files.zenixstudios.com/b8a1161340250809.gif

**Btight** · 2006-11-20 02:28

Just went and bought all 3 King games and I must say, best $10 I have ever spent... ever.

**Charitwo** · 2006-11-20 02:46

**Huggo** · 2006-11-20 02:54

O_O That is a lot of bikes.

**Lawls** · 2006-11-20 03:03

Originally Posted by Huggo

O_O That is a lot of bikes.

And crutches.

**Lockecole** · 2006-11-20 04:19

Big Image: Picture of Rykoshet's Backyard
http://files.zenixstudios.com/6eb1161943427488.jpg

Looks like he's almost used all the charges on his bracelet.

**yayaok** · 2006-11-20 07:39

Originally Posted by Lockecole

Big Image: Picture of Rykoshet's Backyard
http://files.zenixstudios.com/6eb1161943427488.jpg

Looks like he's almost used all the charges on his bracelet.

does anyone have a pic of that phoshopped bracelet? rofl i cant believe i remember that

**Kaelan** · 2006-11-20 07:47

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f1..._Bracelets.png

for great justice

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