Roomate Revenge

[Maguspk]

So I did a forum search for "roomate revenge" and it turned up nothing. I remember awhile ago there was a thread involving how to get revenge on a roommate. I'm currently in the need/want of getting revenge on him. I am at the point now where anything will do, the worse the better.

The only thing is, I want to get revenge without him knowing it was me. One I've gotten are, to ruin his XBOX360's connection to the internet. The only problem is, I think he'd know it was me, so I need stuff that seems probable and won't be retaliated against(read: I don't want him damaging my stuffz). Thanks all you fellow evil people out there :D.

[Correction]

How bad do you want it to be? Do you have access to his personal computer?

The quickest thing that's relatively easy is to rewrite his hosts file to redirect him from common pages to really horrifying shock pages on the order of tubgirl or lemonparty. Just make sure you don't do his home page or something easy like that. Make it something he only visits once in a while, like his favorite weather page or sports site, so it hits him after he's gotten comfortable and isn't expecting it.

From there the levels of violence possible only go up with what access you have to his belongings. Does he own any musical instruments?

[Chumbelina]

What did he do to you? Tell us the story!!

Or is he just being a prickhole?

And what kind of damage are you wanting done? Property? Physical? Emotional? I can think of many things you could do property-damage-wise and it could have been done by anyone.

[dekamii]

hey magu!

this might be the link that u are looking for. :D i remember reading it before the forum moved so thats probably why u can't find it.

http://www.theorderls.com/phpBB2/vie...hlight=revenge

hope that is the one u need.

[Unklemonkey]

I love these kinds of threads, lol.

[RuBP]

So I did a forum search for "roomate revenge" and it turned up nothing. I remember awhile ago there was a thread involving how to get revenge on a roommate. I'm currently in the need/want of getting revenge on him. I am at the point now where anything will do, the worse the better.

The only thing is, I want to get revenge without him knowing it was me. One I've gotten are, to ruin his XBOX360's connection to the internet. The only problem is, I think he'd know it was me, so I need stuff that seems probable and won't be retaliated against(read: I don't want him damaging my stuffz). Thanks all you fellow evil people out there :D.

Abuse their cell number/email address from a throw away craigslist account. Like in the female seeking man personals asking for penis pictures to be sent to a specific email so she(helolz) can choose, probably use a deceptive subject line for better results.

[Goso]

Get ahold of their cell phone and change all the #'s around, make like his parents # swapped in for lets say GF, or best friend. So when he means to call a friend, they stuck talking to parents for an hour. or something to that effect.

[Ace-o-fire]

Get some bear mace and have a ball when he's asleep.

[Cleveland]

Get some bear mace and have a ball when he's asleep.

Go with Christ!

[Charitwo]

Shanghai

[Devek]

Bang his sister.

[Remembrance]

Change the thread title to revenge in general ;|

The other day I was driving home, and this bitch pops out of a solid line of gridlock traffic with no turn signal and cuts me off. Up ahead there is a set of lights and a turn lane. She gets into the turn lane to go left, and I am proceeding through the lights straight. Well her right window was rolled down, and so were my windows, and the traffic was only moving about 30mph or so, so when I got up to where her car was I hocked the fattest phlegmball into her passenger side window.

I didn't get to see if I nailed her or not, but it felt damned good.

[Henkka]

That's fucking awesome dude

[theo]

Find some child porn, put it in his limewire shared folder, and report him to the FBI.

[Anyway]

Find some child porn, put it in his limewire shared folder, and report him to the FBI.

THEY WEREN'T NAMED CORRECTLY.

[Plow]

Find some child porn, put it in his limewire shared folder, and report him to the FBI.

remind me never to be this dude's roommate

[Oxyminus]

wow this sounds like a shitty situation. my roommate and me just get drunk and make idle threats which we can never remember cause we're too drunk to have any idea whats going on

dont people live in harmony anymore?

[Maguspk]

Well the story is this:

We knew eachother for about 2 years before college and we got pretty tight over senior year and decided we'd room together in college. Now everything was fine for a week or two, then he started getting all gay playing halo and being antisocial. So while I would go out and try and make new friends he'd be clinging to his old friends back home and trying his best to avoid every social situation possible. i.e. he has headphones for his tv that are open air so he can hear everything but like he has an excuse to be a dickwad when you say his name 3 times and just not answer, or he'll walk around campus with his ipod constantly on and not take it out even after getting back to the room, that is until he puts his headphones; i.e. a cycle of forcing himself to be an introvert.

Now I wouldn't have a problem with this if he wasn't a dick to me for no reason, but he is. He stopped talking to me and I feel like a woman but I hate that he just won't talk to me anymore considering how we went from really tight to, awkward don't talk to eachother roommates. The situation worsended when we both went to a show and me and him were apparently riding with the same person unintentionally I suppose. He proceeded to call up another person we knew who was driving down and yelled at him until he'd come pick me up for the show, meanwhile he somehow convinced the chick we were supposed to ride down with not to even call me or anything. So it's at the point where he's not only making things hard on me by being a social turtle, but he's also lieing to my friends and making them start to distance themselves from me. I am at a point where I'm seriously considering cutting myself off from this whole group of friends and giving them a big fuck you. I just wish I had other friends to go to that I thought were as close... Oh well, so revenge is my last option even if only for selfish satisfaction(Oh btw, I used to have his password to everything but I was foolish enough to do some stupid stuff on his myspace and he changed his passwords on everything... I should've just kept the pass in retrospect and spied on everything he said to other in emails/myspace/facebook messages. Oh well, hindsight is 20/20).

Anywho... REVENGE ...I must have it...

[Lawls]

I am at a point where I'm seriously considering cutting myself

Cliff noted.

[Maguspk]

I am at a point where I'm seriously considering cutting myself

Cliff noted.

Ya I'm not afraid to admit it makes me sad, I do have a heart afterall. I do however also want to ruin his life, so please on with suggestions :D.